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wwjjddd? 12-22-2016 04:09 PM

Laugh N' Stalk | #JokesOverBars
 
my dude @Laugh N' Stalk (not sure if he's actually my dude just roll with it) did a pretty good stand up set! check it out i enjoyed it


cripplesunday1 12-22-2016 06:06 PM

Pretty funny. Dunno about the bunker for a comedy venue. Very echo-y sounded kinda empty.

Watched with a friend i go see comedy with. Both thought stalk did a good job. Watched Carter Deems after this. Can see him getting more famous in stand up than battling

culturedboy 12-22-2016 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by cripplesunday1 (Post 705331)
Can see him getting more famous in stand up than battling

not much of an accomplishment

cripplesunday1 12-22-2016 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by culturedboy (Post 705406)
not much of an accomplishment

You think there are alot of random battlers. Waaaay more random comedians.

iamHBY 12-22-2016 10:44 PM

LNS had a funny set here.

culturedboy 12-22-2016 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by cripplesunday1 (Post 705408)
You think there are alot of random battlers. Waaaay more random comedians.

it was more of a dig at how bad i think he is as a battler, not how little comedians there are present in modern stand-up

cripplesunday1 12-22-2016 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by culturedboy (Post 705412)
it was more of a dig at how bad i think he is as a battler, not how little comedians there are present in modern stand-up

Its all subjective maaaaaaayn.
:inzain:


His persona is definitely suited more to stand up then battling (we are talking about Deems right?)

culturedboy 12-22-2016 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by cripplesunday1 (Post 705414)
Its all subjective maaaaaaayn.
:inzain:


His persona is definitely suited more to stand up the battling.

for sure seeing as how he looks like a randomized fallout character and his battles en masse might as well be a standup routine that rhymes

all subjective mayb

Jack Deuce 12-22-2016 11:00 PM

I thought this was like really, really bad. Bad comedy is incredibly uncomfortable

I am LIL ILL 12-22-2016 11:35 PM

Looking like a Terminally ill pedophile Cop isn't one of Laugh N Stalk's strong suits. Got to agree with @Jack Deuce cause this was really bad comedy and I've seen bad comedy. I didn't laugh or even crack a smile. Once you heard all the jokes ever said it's like there's no more jokes after that. Plus it's not like we all dumb or never heard jokes before or we are super young. A lot of you guys on here are very smart and look up to the greatest minds and actors and comedians in the world that impressed you over the years.

AVOCADO 12-22-2016 11:56 PM

laugh n stalk >>

I am LIL ILL 12-23-2016 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by AVOCADO (Post 705428)
laugh n stalk >>

and by laugh n stalk >>>>>>>

We mean off a cliff

https://static.pexels.com/photos/676...ouds-river.jpg

wwjjddd? 12-23-2016 12:44 AM

omg @I am LIL ILL why do u feel some typaway about LnS???

el gordo 12-23-2016 03:26 AM

I thought he was funny

Bubba Barz 12-23-2016 03:38 AM

Absolutely cringeworthy. Don't bullshit this guy into thinking he's any good, it's not worth it

youdontwannabethatguy 12-23-2016 04:14 AM

yeah wasn't feeling this maybe im not "white enough"

all his material and jokes just wasn't hitting to me at all

ux9 u so fine 12-23-2016 03:52 PM

oh god damn it .. k can't stand these battlers transitioning into standup ;

FUCK

OKKKAAYYYYTYY I GUESS I WILL FUCKEN WATCH IT

JESUS CHRIST

ux9 u so fine 12-23-2016 03:57 PM

first of all.I hated dirtbag dan hosting , really wasn't prepared for his presence ..

dressed like Justin bieber dressed 7* years ago (still an improvement for dan tho I must say )

then dan pronounced his name as "laughing stalk" which is definitely absolutely not his name ... I mean way to completely miss the whole pun aspect of the name , I wonder if dan even knows theres wird pley in the name

ux9 u so fine 12-23-2016 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by I am LIL ILL (Post 705424)
Looking like a Terminally ill pedophile Cop isn't one of Laugh N Stalk's strong suits..

lmFFFFaooooo


EDIT --- oh u didn't even make that up ill , he said that about himself


jump that

ux9 u so fine 12-23-2016 04:35 PM

alright heres my take for laughing stalk if bes looking for some feedback

ima a big stand up fan , I guess mostly every body is but w/e ,

the entire performance was actually NOOOOOT bad , particularly for like a newer comic , idk how many times hes done standup before but this was definitely not cringey or anything like other people were saying

I thought the bowling joke was cool and capping it off with "it doesn't matter " was cool , think he could even fit in another pun or two if you could make it fit in smoothly ;

the cut throat kitchen bit was really badly put together and went nowhere , gotta scrap that

the law n order bit was useless ; a really long way to go just to compliment your girlfriend on her law n order skills ; there was really no joke or pay off for the listener ; is the point of the joke to make me wanna date your gf ?

the Dennys bit was actually a strong premise u could take that one and stretch it if u gad some more Dennys / fights / wshh material

all in all - I expected it to be way worse ; I liked it more than dan and caustics stand up ;

I am LIL ILL 12-23-2016 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by ux9 u so fine (Post 705510)
lmFFFFaooooo


EDIT --- oh u didn't even make that up ill , he said that about himself


jump that

He writes my material for me.

I am LIL ILL 12-23-2016 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by wwjjddd? (Post 705430)
omg @I am LIL ILL why do u feel some typaway about LnS???

He pretty much dissed himself so he wanted to take this L. First Charron saying he's got autism then Pat Getting emotional to Hollow making t shirts off Charlie's slogan. These guys know how to give themselves Ls and pretty much show how shit they are on purpose but if they willing to show it at least have the balls to say something to let them know they need to stop and don't contribute to the culture.

lukej 12-24-2016 04:20 AM

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Originally Posted by I am LIL ILL (Post 705581)
He pretty much dissed himself so he wanted to take this L. First Charron saying he's got autism then Pat Getting emotional to Hollow making t shirts off Charlie's slogan. These guys know how to give themselves Ls and pretty much show how shit they are on purpose but if they willing to show it at least have the balls to say something to let them know they need to stop and don't contribute to the culture.

How the fuck do you hate Laugh n Stalk?

I am LIL ILL 12-24-2016 04:59 AM

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Originally Posted by lukej (Post 705642)
How the fuck do you hate Laugh n Stalk?

He's not the type of guy I'd invite over for Christmas dinner with my family. Plus the fact he took time to write that garbage and rehearsed it shows he's trash. But don't take my word for it. Just listen to the crowd in the video. That shit was cringe but people was trying to give em hope but the shit just didn't connect very well. I mean I get but damn there's so many other comedians doing way better than this guy. No offence but the crystal shit he's bringing up it's like he wants us to know he's a meth baby but I don't care cause last trash bag bitch on Last comic standing couldn't win with her trailer trash ass jokes with her ugly trailer trash hillbilly ass.

I am LIL ILL 12-24-2016 05:01 AM

and if any of you on here are from Texas go Fuck yourselves.

ledge 12-24-2016 05:48 AM

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Originally Posted by I am LIL ILL (Post 705664)
He's not the type of guy I'd invite over for Christmas dinner with my family. Plus the fact he took time to write that garbage and rehearsed it shows he's trash. But don't take my word for it. Just listen to the crowd in the video. That shit was cringe but people was trying to give em hope but the shit just didn't connect very well. I mean I get but damn there's so many other comedians doing way better than this guy. No offence but the crystal shit he's bringing up it's like he wants us to know he's a meth baby but I don't care cause last trash bag bitch on Last comic standing couldn't win with her trailer trash ass jokes with her ugly trailer trash hillbilly ass.

what type of guys do you usually invite over for christmas dinner with your family

lukej 12-24-2016 05:54 AM

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Originally Posted by I am LIL ILL (Post 705665)
and if any of you on here are from Texas go Fuck yourselves.

Lmfao what

wwjjddd? 12-24-2016 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by I am LIL ILL (Post 705581)
He pretty much dissed himself so he wanted to take this L. First Charron saying he's got autism then Pat Getting emotional to Hollow making t shirts off Charlie's slogan. These guys know how to give themselves Ls and pretty much show how shit they are on purpose but if they willing to show it at least have the balls to say something to let them know they need to stop and don't contribute to the culture.

Idk man I think you're comparing stand up to battle rap too much. And on top of that you're comparing LnS's self deprication humor to Charron's "pity me" underdog writing and Pat Stay's "real shit" writing. These things are so different like they're not comparable. i get that you don't like dude's style but how does that warrant suggesting that he walk off a cliff??? :willy: I won't lie tho, the photo of the cliff you posted is str8 fire

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Originally Posted by I am LIL ILL (Post 705664)
He's not the type of guy I'd invite over for Christmas dinner with my family

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Originally Posted by I am LIL ILL (Post 705665)
and if any of you on here are from Texas go Fuck yourselves.

God I love you. Merry Xmas LiL iLL

I am LIL ILL 12-24-2016 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by ledge (Post 705676)
what type of guys do you usually invite over for christmas dinner with your family

Only my best friend or girl

I am LIL ILL 12-24-2016 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by lukej (Post 705677)
Lmfao what

last boss was a Texas redneck asshole that's what.

Emancee 12-24-2016 07:53 PM

:party:
Quote:

Originally Posted by cripplesunday1 (Post 705331)
Watched with a friend i go see comedy with. Both thought stalk did a good job. Watched Carter Deems after this. Can see him getting more famous in stand up than battling

Does Carter have any other stand up shows out? The one DBD released was awful!

Laugh N' Stalk 12-25-2016 03:21 AM

Hey guys. Thank you to anyone that gave this a view. If you liked it, that's awesome. If not, I hear ya. I assure you, nobody cringes more at that set than I do. It's really just a 10 minute display of what happens when Carter Deems asks you to do something with puppy dog eyes. But hopefully someone liked it and I'm glad Dan & Co threw a dart in the dark with me.

Also, as someone who doesn't get that much of a vile feedback from the audience, Lil ill's enthusiastic disdain for me is a genuinely welcomed and embraced thing.

lukej 12-25-2016 05:33 AM

^ The greatest

lukej 12-25-2016 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by I am LIL ILL (Post 705664)
He's not the type of guy I'd invite over for Christmas dinner with my family. Plus the fact he took time to write that garbage and rehearsed it shows he's trash. But don't take my word for it. Just listen to the crowd in the video. That shit was cringe but people was trying to give em hope but the shit just didn't connect very well. I mean I get but damn there's so many other comedians doing way better than this guy. No offence but the crystal shit he's bringing up it's like he wants us to know he's a meth baby but I don't care cause last trash bag bitch on Last comic standing couldn't win with her trailer trash ass jokes with her ugly trailer trash hillbilly ass.

You seem unhappy with your own life.

I am LIL ILL 12-25-2016 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by lukej (Post 705893)
You seem unhappy with your own life.

nah but if I looked like a inbreed pedophile cop I definitely would hate my life. Laugh n Stalk makes us look at our own lives and see how fortunate we are with the cards we was given in life.

lukej 12-25-2016 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by I am LIL ILL (Post 705923)
nah but if I looked like a inbreed pedophile cop I definitely would hate my life. Laugh n Stalk makes us look at our own lives and see how fortunate we are with the cards we was given in life.

Actually Laugh N Stalk is everything that's good in the world, ever.

I hope to procreate with the female version of him.

wwjjddd? 12-25-2016 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by I am LIL ILL (Post 705923)
nah but if I looked like a inbreed pedophile cop I definitely would hate my life. Laugh n Stalk makes us look at our own lives and see how fortunate we are with the cards we was given in life.

be honest, Phil... do you really think you're better looking that LnS?

I am LIL ILL 12-26-2016 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by wwjjddd? (Post 705995)
be honest, Phil... do you really think you're better looking that LnS?

oh hell yeah. Plus I don't need a beard or mustache like DBD and LNS to use it as a gimmick too. I'm Italian and we believe in family and keep our personal life to ourselves. No need to do stand up about my life. It would probably bore us just as much as Laugh N stalk. I'd tell em to stick with rap but that shit is something he ain't even good at too. Why everyone want to be in a world they don't belong in tho? is it the fans? the trolls? the views? the attention? what?

wwjjddd? 12-26-2016 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by I am LIL ILL (Post 706016)
oh hell yeah. Plus I don't need a beard or mustache like DBD and LNS to use it as a gimmick too. I'm Italian and we believe in family and keep our personal life to ourselves. No need to do stand up about my life. It would probably bore us just as much as Laugh N stalk. I'd tell em to stick with rap but that shit is something he ain't even good at too. Why everyone want to be in a world they don't belong in tho? is it the fans? the trolls? the views? the attention? what?

That's pretty dope. What do you think are your best traits? Physical and otherwise

lukej 12-26-2016 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by wwjjddd? (Post 706152)
That's pretty dope. What do you think are your best traits? Physical and otherwise

It isn't his text battles.


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