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Forum: Battle Video Archives 09-06-2013, 04:08 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 13,538
Posted By smacking bunz
Dead @ how Da Gawd Tsu Surf raping Swallow at...

Dead @ how Da Gawd Tsu Surf raping Swallow at NOME3 has this cocksucker's panties in a twist.

It's not gonna get any better, so just kill yourself.
Forum: Battle Video Archives 09-06-2013, 04:00 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 3,723
Posted By smacking bunz
Dead @ thinking anyone wants to see Brixx again...

Dead @ thinking anyone wants to see Brixx again after Da Gawd Tsu Surf bodied him.

Never thought I'd see someone get killed that badly in one round until Surf destroyed Swallow Da Don in 1 rd.
Forum: Battle Video Archives 09-06-2013, 03:25 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 13,538
Posted By smacking bunz
With as big of a faggot as you are I'm 100% sure...

With as big of a faggot as you are I'm 100% sure you've deepthroated him on many occasions and are posting with his nut dripping off your chin right now.

Da Gawd Tsu Surf bodied him.

Get over...
Forum: Battle Video Archives 09-06-2013, 03:22 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 13,538
Posted By smacking bunz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrjwaqZfjIY ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrjwaqZfjIY

Only thing that's been confirmed is your lips are firmly clamped around Swallow's cock and you're in denial about Da Gawd Tsu Surf bodying him.
Forum: Battle Video Archives 09-06-2013, 03:18 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,524
Posted By smacking bunz
Round 3: This was Surf dragging Swallow...

Round 3:

This was Surf dragging Swallow blood & semen covered, completely destroyed and ass raped soul to the depths of Hell.

Surf's 3rd rd Full House rebuttal made the foundations of the...
Forum: Battle Video Archives 09-06-2013, 03:14 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,524
Posted By smacking bunz
Round 2: Jesus Christ. Easily a top 5...

Round 2:

Jesus Christ.

Easily a top 5 2nd rd of all-time.

Some of the sickest material ever tbh.

Beating was so brutal Palestine and Israel called a truce and held a moment of silence in...
Forum: Battle Video Archives 09-06-2013, 03:10 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,524
Posted By smacking bunz
Round 1: Greatest Round 1 OAT. That...

Round 1:

Greatest Round 1 OAT.

That ARMY freestyle shit on anything Swallow has ever spit and damn near ended the battle right there.

What followed was an onslaught of the most vicious...
Forum: Battle Video Archives 09-06-2013, 03:07 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,524
Posted By smacking bunz
On behalf of real niggaz everywhere I'd like to...

On behalf of real niggaz everywhere I'd like to thank everyone who witnessed Da Gawd Tsu Surf OZ-shower-room sodomize that wack ass, strung out, sucks-dick-for-shot-glasses-of-lean ass, peacock being...
Forum: Battle Video Archives 09-06-2013, 01:45 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,734
Posted By smacking bunz
STFU @ OP. The biggest 2x standard in battle...

STFU @ OP.

The biggest 2x standard in battle rap is the Swallow Da Don standard.

DNA is flamed for spitting the most retarded setups in battle rap & JJDD is labeled as a prolific biter, but...
Forum: Battle Video Archives 09-06-2013, 01:40 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 13,538
Posted By smacking bunz
Know what, I'll be here all day posting Swallow's...

Know what, I'll be here all day posting Swallow's bullshit, so to summarize:

*insert damn near every bar ever spit by Swallow Da Dong's lean addicted, dick slobbering ass here*
Forum: Battle Video Archives 09-06-2013, 01:38 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 13,538
Posted By smacking bunz
"Your arms don't look threatening compared to a...

"Your arms don't look threatening compared to a U-some shit, and that's the shit we hit the Iraqis with".
-Swallow Da Dong vs Surf

First off, Surf is cut as fuck. I almost wanna suck his dick...
Forum: Battle Video Archives 09-06-2013, 01:29 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 13,538
Posted By smacking bunz
"Unlike Brad, them pits wasn't looking good" ...

"Unlike Brad, them pits wasn't looking good"
-Swallow Da Dong

First off, easily the most pause worthy bar of all time. Any straight nigga would've at least said "Unlike Angelina (who is a Pitt...
Forum: Battle Video Archives 09-06-2013, 01:25 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 13,538
Posted By smacking bunz
"Soon as I roll up there's blood everywhere nigga...

"Soon as I roll up there's blood everywhere nigga I'm walnuts"
-Swallow Da Dong vs Hitman

I don't even know where to start to address how fucking nonsensical this bar is.

Nigga compared...
Forum: Battle Video Archives 09-06-2013, 01:24 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 13,538
Posted By smacking bunz
"You need me to get the job done" -Swallow Da...

"You need me to get the job done"
-Swallow Da Dong

He just repeated Hitman's bar and Swallow stans creamed their drawz and acted like it was the rebuttal of the year.
Forum: Battle Video Archives 09-06-2013, 01:22 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 13,538
Posted By smacking bunz
"He tried to reach and was spittin' up blood cuz...

"He tried to reach and was spittin' up blood cuz he brushed me wrong"
-Swallow Da Dong

Bleeding gums has zero to do with how you brush, dumb fuck. It's a cavity issue.
Forum: Battle Video Archives 09-06-2013, 01:20 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 13,538
Posted By smacking bunz
"I'm from 1922 Iwishaniggawoods" -Swallow Da...

"I'm from 1922 Iwishaniggawoods"
-Swallow Da Dong

I checked Google Maps & there's no such address.
Forum: Battle Video Archives 09-06-2013, 01:19 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 13,538
Posted By smacking bunz
"Chris Webber/Timeout in Michigan" -Swallow Da...

"Chris Webber/Timeout in Michigan"
-Swallow Da Dong

Final 4 wasn't in Michigan that year, dumb cunt.
Forum: Battle Video Archives 09-06-2013, 01:18 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 13,538
Posted By smacking bunz
"Never picked Bullrog" -Swallow Da Dong ...

"Never picked Bullrog"
-Swallow Da Dong

Really, faggot? BULLrog?

SMH
Forum: Battle Video Archives 09-06-2013, 01:17 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 13,538
Posted By smacking bunz
PS7/GS Legend -Swallow Da Dong

PS7/GS Legend
-Swallow Da Dong
Forum: Battle Video Archives 09-06-2013, 01:17 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 13,538
Posted By smacking bunz
"Martian bitch/tortoise some shit" -Swallow Da...

"Martian bitch/tortoise some shit"
-Swallow Da Dong
Forum: Battle Video Archives 09-06-2013, 01:16 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 867
Posted By smacking bunz
Considering the fact Da Gawd Tsu Surf (who just...

Considering the fact Da Gawd Tsu Surf (who just bodied Swallow Da Dong) isn't on the card, I'd say none.
Forum: Battle Video Archives 09-06-2013, 11:39 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,202
Posted By smacking bunz
Yo momma, bitch. Now stfu and go back to...

Yo momma, bitch.

Now stfu and go back to your room so I can finish plowing her poop chute and skeeting all over your Pokemon cards.
Forum: Battle Video Archives 09-06-2013, 11:35 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,202
Posted By smacking bunz
Note to Luke: 1) Suck an AIDS dick, you...

Note to Luke:

1) Suck an AIDS dick, you fucking weirdo
2) Surf would body Clips just like he bodied Swallow Da Dong
3) See #1
Forum: Battle Video Archives 09-06-2013, 11:33 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 3,727
Posted By smacking bunz
Dead @ how mad you are that Surf raped your...

Dead @ how mad you are that Surf raped your boyfriend Swallow Da Dong even worse than your junkie father raped your crackwhore of a mother.

This nigga is pathetic.
Forum: The Vault 09-06-2013, 11:28 AM
Replies: 108
Views: 9,143
Posted By smacking bunz
No, I'm the guy who used to skull and assfuck...

No, I'm the guy who used to skull and assfuck your whore mother on top of your Spiderman sheets while you went to school until she choked on my nut and her gaping asshole was dripping semen flavored...
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