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Jimbo Slice
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KinCalm
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07-21-2013, 07:13 AM
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Hetero Killer Whale
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*Flossed Out* Round 2: KinCalm vs. Jimbo Slice
@ KinCalm
@ Jimbo Slice
16 bars due Tuesday, July 23 @ 9:00 p.m. EST
Jimbo Slice
Breezed through round one unchallenged by my rival
Now a hot 16s needed to my ensure my survival
Out to stalk, torture, eat and kill, intentions unsavoury
Psychotic mind accepted, doctors say there's no saving me
Sawn off concealed, ducked in the back seat of his whip
Balaclava, gloves, hand over the mouth of his bitch
His bitch is Smacking Bunz and I ain't got no weak arm
Kin calm best keep calm when i pull out and wreak harm
My brother lynch hungs down so I get at him by texting him
Tell him eat the flesh and skin and leave the rest of him for his next of kin
We'll eat your fucking brains, fuck running, we follow feds
I ain't talking bout the bullets when I say I'll give you hollow heads
I'm Walter, you're Jesse, bitch your just my junior
My punch lines carry the weight of yokozuna
You'd probably prefer this battle if we were together with our cocks out
Just remember I'm the one who knocks. Knocks you the fuck out.
Rd 2. Easy
KinCalm
So the day the battle gets announced, this faggot was already losing...
He told MDK he already had the bars he was using and wasnt putting effort in cause he had better things he could be doing.....
I mean seriously... Jimbo Slice...Bet you stuck in Limbo right?...
Bet you got that 9-5 and a Bimbo wife who gets slapped upside the head if she hasnt washed your car and cleaned the windows right...
But me ? Im on that "Prime of my life" shit...
In college, fucking girls who don't appreciate what the "prime of life" is...
Im seeing the world in a new way like i left the atmosphere in a rocket ship,
While you'll be running on that hamster wheel just praying you dont slip...
And in your last battle, you said you walk like John Wayne...
Well don't just say it, deliver....
Or I'll give my goons a DARK COMMAND and kill this QUIET MAN and leave nothing but a RED RIVER
Last edited by mdk; 07-23-2013 at 12:24 AM.
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07-21-2013, 10:06 AM
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I'm The One Who Knocks
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Erm... I've just wrote my bars for this and I can assure you I won't be going over them making them any better, I have actual stuff I can be doing.
Shall I post them or do we need to wait?
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07-21-2013, 10:52 AM
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Hetero Killer Whale
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You could post them, or if you don't want your opponent / everyone else to see them, PM them to me or @ VanillaNigga and we will post them and add the poll. I would prefer for people to PM their verses so that both competitors' bars can go up at the same time and the poll can be opened right away. #slowroastedporkswag
Last edited by mdk; 07-21-2013 at 10:59 AM.
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07-21-2013, 11:29 AM
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I'm The One Who Knocks
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mdk
You could post them, or if you don't want your opponent / everyone else to see them, PM them to me or @ VanillaNigga and we will post them and add the poll. I would prefer for people to PM their verses so that both competitors' bars can go up at the same time and the poll can be opened right away. #slowroastedporkswag
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Cool. I'll PM you now, then I don't have to worry about.
#nopauseneeded
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07-22-2013, 08:11 PM
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Bars are done. Made a BIG step up from the last stuff i wrote... hope you're ready Jimbo.
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07-22-2013, 09:53 PM
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I'm The One Who Knocks
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KinCalm
Bars are done. Made a BIG step up from the last stuff i wrote... hope you're ready Jimbo.
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I sent mine over to mdk couple days ago. Shits toxic.
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07-23-2013, 12:19 AM
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Hetero Killer Whale
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Aight I'm finally back from the worst day ever at traffic court, bout to post these bars up pronto and get this poll cracking like a dilapidated stripper stage
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07-23-2013, 12:26 AM
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Hetero Killer Whale
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Voting is now open
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07-23-2013, 01:24 AM
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alright, well...jimbo slice took that shit
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http://973-eht-namuh-973.com/
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07-23-2013, 01:56 AM
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Damn, your writing for this round is the best of the tourny so far...
i should have read the rules properly, i thought it was a 12 liner like last time... s/o @ Jimbo Slice , good luck next round
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07-23-2013, 02:27 AM
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List-making Nerdbird
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Jimbo punches nice as Kimbo...NICE
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1. aye verb
2. loaded lux
3. pat stay
4. Calicoe
5. Ill will
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07-23-2013, 03:47 AM
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tupac back
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I liked both of these verses, and I was feeling kincalm's multis and punches about the limbo life / college experience, but it didn't hit quite hard enough for the battle
Slice had the thematic bars that were kinda building up, and I rated it just slightly above kincalm, and also slice had a bit more material. Now while Idk how fair it is to take that into consideration, my gut feeling after reading the verses a few times was to go with Jimbo
Dope battle tho
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honestly i dont even watch battles , i listen to the audio while staring into the mirror at my own reactions
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07-23-2013, 05:29 AM
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kincalm got that transcendent experience swag
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always add a twist when i'm rollin like christopher nolan
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07-23-2013, 06:00 AM
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Voted kincalm
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07-23-2013, 06:03 AM
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Hetero Killer Whale
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I dont think this was a body at all...if kincalm woulda utilized the whole 16 bars he could have easily got the w. he was going more at Jimbo whereas Jimbo was bein more descriptive with the dope imagery.
Good battle, vote goes to Jimbo
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07-23-2013, 06:08 AM
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Jimbo gets it for that closer imo, tight battle though.
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07-23-2013, 06:46 AM
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I expected better. Jimbo clearly took this one pretty light.
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07-23-2013, 08:19 AM
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I'm The One Who Knocks
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Good shit kin. I like the john Wayne shit and the general rebuttles of my last verse.
Apologies for the lack of quality seanzo. Will try harder next time just for you.
Biggups everyone peeping this. Anyway i can see poll results without voting for myself?
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07-23-2013, 08:54 AM
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Hetero Killer Whale
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Yea click view poll results
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07-23-2013, 09:06 AM
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I'm The One Who Knocks
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Dope. Nice one.
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07-23-2013, 10:54 AM
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IM SPITTIN OUT THUNDER
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@ KinCalm won , but idk , he went kinda lite
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Last edited by uuuununnn; 07-23-2013 at 08:57 PM.
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07-23-2013, 11:01 AM
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IM SPITTIN OUT THUNDER
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erik foreman is like the vince mcmahon of this shit ...
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Last edited by uuuununnn; 07-23-2013 at 08:57 PM.
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07-23-2013, 11:06 AM
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IM SPITTIN OUT THUNDER
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kin calm is the fucken dude
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07-23-2013, 11:32 AM
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List-making Nerdbird
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no need to wear your heart on your sleeve there, soldier...it's a forum
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1. aye verb
2. loaded lux
3. pat stay
4. Calicoe
5. Ill will
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07-23-2013, 12:36 PM
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I'm The One Who Knocks
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Damn son!!! ux9 going in!!! No offence taken though homie, keep banging.
I am certainly not a rapper. I have somehow ended up in a text battle tourny and wrote this shit in 30 minutes.
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07-23-2013, 01:19 PM
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damn this shit is close...i wish kincalm had written all 16 bars, i know he had some heaters....gonna review again and then vote tbh
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scooby doo line was nice no lie
but con go line made a don demarco come out my speakers for no reason
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07-23-2013, 01:21 PM
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voted for kincalm cause while jimbo had the better constructed verse as far as technical writing and flow, his shit was kinda generic in that it couldve been said to anyone, whereas kincalm went at jimbo, rhyming off his name and was more direct with his punchlines. definitely a close one though
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Originally Posted by ErikForeman
scooby doo line was nice no lie
but con go line made a don demarco come out my speakers for no reason
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07-23-2013, 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by uuuununnn
wait wtf ??????? how is jimbo winning this round ?????
i have nothing against jimbo personally , but he lost this battle tbh .....
i understand if ppl voted against me , cuz erik foreman is like the vince mcmahon of this shit ... but if kin calm loses this roound then this whole tourney is a fucken bust ..... we have weird racist whiteys voting in some weird bullshit way
there is no way in hell kin calm lost this round ..... his raps were better period....... PERIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHH
wow ..........
@ 6000GP, @ illipsis, @ KinCalm, @ mdk, @ Seanzo, @ SpaceCadet, @ StabYourself
all of these faget boys are marked out IN MY EXPERT OPINION .......... @ KinCalm seriously won this shit .... idk what those fagets are doing
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07-23-2013, 03:34 PM
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jimbo had a real solid themed verse close battle but imma edge it to jimbo.
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07-23-2013, 03:50 PM
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@ uuuununnn you need to calm down bro. Take a deep breath. You can't ask people to vote for someone just because you feel a certain way. Did you notice even KimCalm voted against himself and posted that he thought he lost?
I Donno how many times I've asked you not to make posts like this now that you're a mod but you just don't seem to get it. You can't just go around calling people "fagets" myself included. I don't really find it funny.
No hard feelings but just please take into account what ur saying when you post
Last edited by mdk; 07-23-2013 at 04:39 PM.
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07-23-2013, 04:14 PM
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tupac back
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Yea, after reading these verses again, Jimbo clearly got that in a close battle
Kincalm could've made it an even tougher decision if he had just a couple more harder hitting lines, but he didnt, so I stand by my decision
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honestly i dont even watch battles , i listen to the audio while staring into the mirror at my own reactions
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07-23-2013, 09:05 PM
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"Tell him eat the flesh and skin and leave the rest of him for his next of kin"
^^^Line of the battle right there. That shit was expensive.
Off first read, I thought Jimbo's shit was a little too indirect. Then going over it again, I saw the first 4 lines as a introduction, the next 8 lines as the meat of the verse, and the last 4 lines as a closer- and that made me appreciate it all more.
I liked the angles KinCalm took, comparing their two lives, but I think his punches could've been delivered a lot better throughout. The John Wayne closer was really dope though. Would've been an almost neck-and-neck battle if you dropped 16 too.
Vote: Jimbo Slice
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07-23-2013, 09:12 PM
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IM SPITTIN OUT THUNDER
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yea kin calm got eaten
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07-23-2013, 10:20 PM
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i dunno i dont find random ass bars about nothing to do with the set ups or nothing.. like i get we cant do personals but a lot of the shit im reading sounds like some of yall or copy/pasting ur pre written random bars u thot were cool
vote kincalm, and super surprised he's losing so someone explain to me the appeal of pre written bars that have nothing to do with the battle
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07-23-2013, 10:23 PM
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even if u just think up a theme u wanna use against ur opponent...
the copy/paste bars are dumb imo cant stand even reading it
obviously a lot of u feel differently
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07-23-2013, 11:14 PM
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hahahaha ^
(s) we rock it like ships do
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07-24-2013, 02:01 AM
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Really really sick battle. ..those 4 bars missing from KinCalm coulda helped immensely but Jimbo got this.. kincalm had bars though iah
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07-24-2013, 04:56 AM
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Jimbo attacked solidly...Kin pretty much bragged on himself
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07-24-2013, 05:38 AM
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hate judging battles that cats don't have the same amount of bars....
I got jimbo was on some set up tip, but this isn't a smack battle, it's text.... so at the end of the day the bar count was fairly even... and tbh the set ups didn't result in that crazy of a punch, to waste lines..... You went for some horrorcore type drop, ala the brother lynch thing... Imo liked some of the wordplay and in general staying with the scheme... just didn't go all out with it, granted it's hard to pull off with 16 bars, that u didn't use as much to establish more detail
calm obviously had the shorter drop... but was more direct, and actually incorporated more punchlines... Imo was a bit more creative by using what u can for a text battle, ala past opponents lines...
text changed since I did it last 6 years ago lol... shit evolves, I get it... at the end of the day calm had more of a battle verse for the circumstance, while slice had more of a concept type drop.... so I vote calm
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07-24-2013, 06:01 AM
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how yall voting random ass gangster bars about whips and shit
he randomly stuck his username in there n thats it
against someone who actually did a battle
if @ KinCalm takes the L this gonna be first decision i actually disagree with
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