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Old 04-27-2014, 02:48 PM   #41
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Dope battle, I really dig dialect was my first time watching him, any other recommendations for his battles?

I still think unan got him tho
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Old 04-27-2014, 03:09 PM   #42
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Dope battle, I really dig dialect was my first time watching him, any other recommendations for his battles?

I still think unan got him tho
check him vs cortez or daylyt. beat both of them, quite an impressive resume
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Old 04-27-2014, 03:18 PM   #43
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On the real though dialect comes off as someone who for the most part talks shit that he lives or at least has lived in the past.
i doooon't think so, to be honest. are you frm england?
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Old 04-27-2014, 03:34 PM   #44
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i doooon't think so, to be honest. are you frm england?
Yeah I'm from leeds as it happens and I know someone from round dialects way who co-signs dialect as a rapper and he isn't the type of dude that would rate him if he was spittin fake shit. Other than that though without knowing people close to the battlers or the battlers themselves its hard to say who's really bout the lives that they spit
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Yeah I'm from leeds as it happens and I know someone from round dialects way who co-signs dialect as a rapper and he isn't the type of dude that would rate him if he was spittin fake shit. Other than that though without knowing people close to the battlers or the battlers themselves its hard to say who's really bout the lives that they spit
if you have inside info i won't dispute that. battle rap, especially main-stage don't flop guys, seem incredibly middle class for the most part with a few exceptions. i think the leeds guys are bit more real than most of the southerners like zen or dialect but they don't look like they're real or street, just like the know how to handle themselves.
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if you have inside info i won't dispute that. battle rap, especially main-stage don't flop guys, seem incredibly middle class for the most part with a few exceptions. i think the leeds guys are bit more real than most of the southerners like zen or dialect but they don't look like they're real or street, just like the know how to handle themselves.
Yeah I'd say that's pretty fair. Not too sure about zen, dude earned my respect when I saw him at a local event though, he was sooo pissed it was unreal but when it came to his battle he killed a guy using half frees.

Pretty sure I've heard that osh used to be part of the everton firm, although from the small interactions with him he seems like the nicest guy in the world. Mr 13 and nishi are/were about it too so I hear.
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is eurgh's shirt pink or salmon?

eurgh need to change his name to Salmon Khan ol' bitch ass faggit...

help me with my homework ol' Khan academy ass faggit


rockin' the pnk shirt....that shit the same color as the inside of my butthole doe...


why I gotta hear dese Brits soundin mad awkward droppin they t's and h's and shit...that shit mad corny and shit cuz...


"BAH-AHL! IT'S A BAH-AHL..."

FUCK ata here with dat sheiiit, cuzzo
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Old 04-27-2014, 05:05 PM   #48
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Old 04-27-2014, 05:08 PM   #49
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why I gotta hear dese Brits soundin mad awkward droppin they t's and h's and shit...that shit mad corny and shit cuz...
1. What's the name of the language you are speaking?

2. Why do you think it's called that? (Hint: It didn't originate in the USA)
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Old 04-27-2014, 05:16 PM   #50
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It's kinda ridiculous that Cee Major is probably one of the dudes with the realest background in any league. Shows it isn't about image and shit

It's also really funny to see US/Canadian battles with dudes blazing on stage, then DF has Leese smoking an e-cig

Dialect had some good shit in this
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1. What's the name of the language you are speaking?

2. Why do you think it's called that? (Hint: It didn't originate in the USA)
why y'all the only one's who speak likedat doe?

New Zealanders they go a accent but it aint like dat....

same wid aussies


you know how sometimes a kid will break a toy if he plays with it fa too long?

that's y'all and the English language...

y'all had it for too long and you fuckin' dun broke the shit...

you know its bad when no other English speaking country can unnastand wtf you talmbout, dawg....

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Old 04-27-2014, 05:29 PM   #52
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you know its bad when no other English speaking country can unnastand wtf you talmbout, dawg...
Actually, Americans are the only English speaking people who ever find it hard to understand actual English people. Even Europeans who don't speak English as a first language have no trouble understanding English accents. By the way, there are dozens of completely different sounding accents in the UK.
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Great battle. Didn't take you lot long to get on irrelevant shit again.
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People really letting their dislike for Unanymous affect them here.
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actually thought unan was good a few years ago but lately his shit just seems way to forced and try hard for me.. dont start raising your voice on mediocre bars cause you think they deserve a reaction.. also he was alot better back when he was a full on scheme rapper rather then trying to force weak punches all the time now. jus my 2c
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Actually, Americans are the only English speaking people who ever find it hard to understand actual English people. Even Europeans who don't speak English as a first language have no trouble understanding English accents. By the way, there are dozens of completely different sounding accents in the UK.
yeah I'm not talmbout that English blue blood shit...

that shit is easy to get...

I'm talmbout that cockney shit...

and I'm pretty sure everyone has a hard time understanding you mawfuckas...

I got an aussie homie and he said he hates English accents...he said sometimes americans mistake his accent for English accent, and he hates when that shit happens cuz he said aussies don't really fuck witchall like dat....


then y'all try to mix in the fake ass Jamaican accent with it like that shit helps...nah dude....that shit just sounds worse....just stop homie...

ol' velveteen rabbit ass niggas....
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yeah I'm not talmbout that English blue blood shit...

that shit is easy to get...

I'm talmbout that cockney shit...

and I'm pretty sure everyone has a hard time understanding you mawfuckas...
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nobody in this battle has anythng like a cockney accent. who do you think has a cockney accent in don't flop?
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nobody in this battle has anythng like a cockney accent. who do you think has a cockney accent in don't flop?

whatchoo call dat accent that dude in this battle got den?
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whatchoo call dat accent that dude in this battle got den?
Leeds and Plymouth... as in, where they're from, like how accents work...
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Leeds and Plymouth... as in, where they're from, like how accents work...
leeds and Plymouth...wtf?

man fuck atta here with that shit....

I don't believe that such places exist...

ol' Manchester united ass soccer hooligan ass niggas....

i bet you call it goal tending when your boyfriend denies you acces to his mangina....

we don't fuck witchoo bish ass weirdos man...


tell eurgh to take off dat gay ass salmon colored shirt shun...

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fuckk u talmbout you cockaminnit ass faggit?

this o.g. bobby Johnson on mines, bitch...

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whatchoo call dat accent that dude in this battle got den?
which guy? dialect is from leeds and has a leeds accent and unan is from like plymouth and has a farmers accent.
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which guy? dialect is from leeds and has a leeds accent and unan is from like plymouth and has a farmers accent.
how da u.k. a lil ass land mass and got hella different accents and shit...

y'all need to just aggragate dem shits and call it da "bad teeth soccer fog" accent...
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how da u.k. A lil ass land mass and got hella different accents and shit...

Y'all need to just aggragate dem shits and call it da "bad teeth soccer fog" accent...
...coz we gots all dis shit lyk historical an cultural longevity n shit ma nigga... Dyvers af n dat zimmi?
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...coz we gots all dis shit lyk historical an cultural longevity n shit ma nigga... Dyvers af n dat zimmi?
OoOoOoOooooo.....'scuse me, yer lordship....

should I pay homage to the crown, now?

god save the queen!

Gtfoh...y'all MUST preserve YOUR "cultural longevity", but everyone else's can go to hell, huh?

Is that why your financial institutions keep third world nations poor n' shit, bruh?
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then y'all try to mix in the fake ass Jamaican accent with it like that shit helps...nah dude....that shit just sounds worse....just stop homie...
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I won't bother quoting your hideous pink text but the Jamaican accent originates from the fact that a lot of Jamaican immigrants moved to England. "Black" culture in England is very different from America. There were a lot of ragga influences on early UK hip hop, and Drum & Bass, Grime, Garage etc (all genres created in Britain) were particularly influenced by this culture.

You come across as a bit ignorant my dude.
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Is that why your financial institutions keep third world nations poor n' shit, bruh?
America is the most imperialist nation on earth. The reason there are so many different accents in Britain is because we have a lot of culture, unlike America.

In Scotland we're tryna leave UK anyway so don't be attaching that "limey" accent with us. Oh, and I bet you're a weedy ass dude from suburbs gtfoh - I guarantee a big guy from a real hood like Dialect could kill your scrawny ass in a second.
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America is the most imperialist nation on earth. The reason there are so many different accents in Britain is because we have a lot of culture, unlike America.

In Scotland we're tryna leave UK anyway so don't be attaching that "limey" accent with us. Oh, and I bet you're a weedy ass dude from suburbs gtfoh - I guarantee a big guy from a real hood like Dialect could kill your scrawny ass in a second.
first off, bruh...I ain't from "America"...America consists of two continental land masses...

I am from the United States of America...

and as far as imperialism goes, most of the biggest and most influential corporations that are behind the imperialism of the west are owned by or in business with financial interests in the U.K. That's why every time there's an imperialist war that the U.S. wants to engage in, those Brits follow right behind...

Shit, John Maynard Keynes was a British Lord...and his economic theories are responsible for much of the "debt crisis" that the west finds itself in today...

Lastly, I will shit in Dialect's butt.

I will have my goons hold his butthole open and then shit in his butthole with my butthole....you like dat idea, bish?
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first off, bruh...I ain't from "America"...America consists of two continental land masses...

I am from the United States of America...

and as far as imperialism goes, most of the biggest and most influential corporations that are behind the imperialism of the west are owned by or in business with financial interests in the U.K. That's why every time there's an imperialist war that the U.S. wants to engage in, those Brits follow right behind...

Shit, John Maynard Keynes was a British Lord...and his economic theories are responsible for much of the "debt crisis" that the west finds itself in today...

Lastly, I will shit in Dialect's butt.

I will have my goons hold his butthole open and then shit in his butthole with my butthole....you like dat idea, bish?
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first off, bruh...I ain't from "America"...America consists of two continental land masses...

I am from the United States of America...

and as far as imperialism goes, most of the biggest and most influential corporations that are behind the imperialism of the west are owned by or in business with financial interests in the U.K. That's why every time there's an imperialist war that the U.S. wants to engage in, those Brits follow right behind...

Shit, John Maynard Keynes was a British Lord...and his economic theories are responsible for much of the "debt crisis" that the west finds itself in today...

Lastly, I will shit in Dialect's butt.

I will have my goons hold his butthole open and then shit in his butthole with my butthole....you like dat idea, bish?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/I][/B]
And with that, the gleeful feather-ruffling troll veneer has been cast aside in spectacular fashion, and the real emotional anguish and genuine inferiority you feel about the country you happened to born in has been well-and-truly revealed. You could have got away with it too if it weren't for that pesky tenuous logic and reasoning and sudden shift in tone & syntax!

The pink font and scatological last paragraph were brave, but too little too late i'm afraid. Troll status revoked.

Keep it up, though, you got potential. The writing grabs attention and makes you stand out. The dick/butt motif is very lazy though, needs work. See @Dog Debarko & @Neospeech Paul for effective troll gimmicks, and make sure to take notes.

Learn from your mistakes, work hard, and maybe, just maybe, you'll one day be fit to spit-shine Willy's Timbs.

Peace.

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Keep it up, though, you got potential. The writing grabs attention and makes you stand out.

but he bit that from me =(
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but he bit that from me =(
I didn't bite shit from you lil faggity ass hoe ...

lil malnourished faggit...stop following me around the site trying to gain fame from my sharp rep, ya dig?

I don't even know who da fuck you are

ol' sleepless in seattle watchin ass tom hanks stuffed animal bobby valentino ass nigga...
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And with that, the gleeful feather-ruffling troll veneer has been cast aside in spectacular fashion, and the real emotional anguish and genuine inferiority you feel about the country you happened to born in has been well-and-truly revealed. You could have got away with it too if it weren't for that pesky tenuous logic and reasoning and sudden shift in tone & syntax!

The pink font and scatological last paragraph were brave, but too little too late i'm afraid. Troll status revoked.

Keep it up, though, you got potential. The writing grabs attention and makes you stand out. The dick/butt motif is very lazy though, needs work. See @Dog Debarko & @Neospeech Paul for effective troll gimmicks, and make sure to take notes.

Learn from your mistakes, work hard, and maybe, just maybe, you'll one day be fit to spit-shine Willy's Timbs.

Peace.
dayum dawg...you said a buncha fancy shit...

too bad none of it mattered or was relevant in any way lil dog dick touchin' british faggit...

fuck you get when you put a buncha brits in a room together?

.....

.....

a full set of teeth!

fuck atta here...ol' London pea soup ass nigga


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d-d-d-d-d-dayum....you went through some trouble to do dat shit huh?

all fo' lil old me?

I'm flattered....I think I felt my dick move....

haven't felt this good since last week when I requested that the doctor use the rectal thermometer.....soooo coooollddd.....
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Old 04-30-2014, 12:05 PM   #78
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d-d-d-d-d-dayum....you went through some trouble to do dat shit huh?

all fo' lil old me?

I'm flattered....I think I felt my dick move....

haven't felt this good since last week when I requested that the doctor use the rectal thermometer.....soooo coooollddd.....
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Old 04-30-2014, 12:13 PM   #79
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eeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy bruh....


dat shit is coo doe...

how you do dat bro???

are you part robot?

fuck atta here bruh...

on some real shit if you wuz my lil bro and we had bunk beds, I'd cut a hole in my mattress and put my dick thru it and make you milk my bald headed yogurt slinger with a passion, dawgy
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Old 04-30-2014, 12:26 PM   #80
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ayo....neospeech a hoe!

I bet his pee-hole leaks some ol' pinot grigio!

cuz you gay and you go wine tasting, faggit...
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