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Old 10-14-2016, 04:26 PM   #1
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RMBVA Presents The Revival: larry word vs. RickyProehl *MAIN EVENT #1*

@larry word

pffft let the record show that this shit gon be ez

without further adieu:

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once y'all put the hit out, i be there SQUEEZIN THE LEAD (get em)
"Ricky's in NYC"... tell me: who "put some GREEN ON HIS HEAD"?
the PUMP COCKS (nh), next, either SLUGS POP or blow BUCKSHOT
then i throw the parts away, i DUMP STOCKS like BUD FOX (whoa)
you FRONTIN, BOY! a fleshlight the only time he "BUST-IN TOYS"
me?? my guns "got fired", i "let em go" so now they UNEMPLOYED (wow)
so when them "shots get put in ya face" that's a BOTOX MOMENT (sheesh)
my gun barrel like ya granddad (how?) it just WON'T STOP SMOKIN
if ya CLOTHES NOT SOAKED IN blood, it MEANS I MISSED (lucky...)
but i'll just kidnap him "one night after" his "EVENING SHIFT"
chop off his fingers one by one until HE SUBMITS (ouch)
he was quiet for the first four... bet he gon PLEAD THE FIFTH (brutal!)

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I gave your girl hard, soft, sticky, powder....
Youre Aaron Baddely cause im with your Boo Weekely or she on my Jon Daly im giving Poulter cause Rickie Fowler
So your girl's jaw... i been had it!
but if I aint getting love of her dome.
I throw it at her raw like jim abbott
& flip the glove off the bone.
Plus I'm Chipper with the Bird Larry Jones...
She' Csonka Hughes Bowa Johnson and this Nance Larry Walker to me Holmes.
Like a young combs its on lock how I Shyne!
Because Isogloss I change word with a line.
For that Kahne I'd like to see you Dodge a whip with a 9
Anaphora make you refer to word at an earlier time.
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Old 10-14-2016, 06:34 PM   #2
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Both of these guys write weird
Ricky the lesser weirdo here
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Old 10-14-2016, 06:48 PM   #3
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Almost gave it to Ricky off the Chipper Jones line but I felt like Larry was a lil easier to read both did well but I feel like both of you were missing a haymaker something crazy that would stick...

Way to kick this shit off tho
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Old 10-14-2016, 06:51 PM   #4
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Almost gave it to Ricky off the Chipper Jones line but I felt like Larry was a lil easier to read both did well but I feel like both of you were missing a haymaker something crazy that would stick...

Way to kick this shit off tho
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Old 10-14-2016, 06:59 PM   #6
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No problem bro I fuck with your style it's unique as hell
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Old 10-14-2016, 07:13 PM   #7
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This one is the toughest call so far for me, cuz both verses had a lot of heat, and even now I'm still second guessing my vote, but I gave it to Larry, just because his verse had a little more finesse to it, what-with the ad libs and all. Not totally sure if it's fair to vote on that, but Ricky's "but if I aint getting love of her dome. I throw it at her raw like jim abbott, & flip the glove off the bone." Was a hot one lol. Maybe my favorite part, actually, but some of Ricky's other references went over my head. Even still, I can't appreciate the rhymes and his unorthodox style. Again, really tough call, but Larry with the slight edge, but it could really go either way. Dope shit.
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Apparently, I can't edit my post, but I meant to say "*can appreciate"
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Ricky one of the more creative writers ever to write here, i appreciate the obscure 'word' flips. The larry scheme and golf scheme were OK, and were funny, but I thought both were a little forced. Also found the verse kinda hard to read.

Larry on the other hand was crisp, albeit in traditional style of Conceited punchline writing. Punch after punch though, and most of them were good, so I got Larry takin this one on points.
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this fool Ricky is retarded pushing the limits of wordsmithing, I cant even vote right now
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Old 10-15-2016, 02:30 AM   #11
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Larry had the better punches but Ricky was a little more consistent. Both had weak finishes for me but the first half from both verses was crazy. Bud Fox and the grandad wont stop smokin bars were the best for me. Chipper with the bird/Larry Jones was niiice too. Golf references is some unexpected shit but it worked somehow. Giving this one to Larry because of the higher peaks. Good shit from both sides though this is definitely a close one.
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Ricky one of the more creative writers ever to write here, i appreciate the obscure 'word' flips. The larry scheme and golf scheme were OK, and were funny, but I thought both were a little forced. Also found the verse kinda hard to read.

Larry on the other hand was crisp, albeit in traditional style of Conceited punchline writing. Punch after punch though, and most of them were good, so I got Larry takin this one on points.
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This battle was awesome. I loved what Larry did here, but we're talking about Ricky and my vote has to go to him.

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Classic main event that did not disappoint. Shouts to Larry, dude's cut from a different cloth, and has stayed true to his text-stile from day one. His first four lines were filthy and I thought the closing scheme was crazy too.

Ricky cemented his spot as the GOAT with sports references- officially owning the best basketball, baseball, football, golf, and now Nascar lines in RMBVA history. The Jim Abbott line was ridiculous and nobody else on here could come close to pulling off the "larry" word association scheme like that.

Had to edge the battle to Larry though off the strength of reading a tad more fluid. Respect to both- two legends in the scene for sure.
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damn this did not disappoint. larry with the crazy schemes and punches, and the ad libs are top tier as always

as usual, ricky is the head ice of this text shit, I know what he's saying is crazy and i wish I understood half of it.

crazy main event and you both need to battle more often
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damn this did not disappoint. larry with the crazy schemes and punches, and the ad libs are top tier as always

as usual, ricky is the head ice of this text shit, I know what he's saying is crazy and i wish I understood half of it.

crazy main event and you both need to battle more often
Thanks man

Ill concede defeat to larry hes always been awesome i liked his verse but still feel a little slept on just in that no one knows what anaphora (and a 4 ell) or an isogloss is but its all good i just write what i think is fun to and the long drawn out schemes are somehwta satirical i coulda made a nice crispy golf bar with rickie fowler but its way more ridiculous to scheme it up and make aaron baddely into erring badly lol

Still was a lot of fun got to work in like 12 sports and 12 larrys lol and jim abbotts the goat
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