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Battle RMBVA Presents The Revival: SuckaFreeCashier vs. The Kurgan


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SuckaFreeCashier 3 16.67%
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Old 10-15-2016, 01:03 AM   #1
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RMBVA Presents The Revival: SuckaFreeCashier vs. The Kurgan

@SuckaFreeCashier

Heard Kurg’ was takin shots, cool now I’m out here trying to pull his card
For flappin’ his gums he’s getting berried like Violet Beauregarde
You mad? Bitch please I’ll put a slit in ya neck
Have blood streamin every which way like a piss after sex
I’m too nice for how this dude writes, fuckin dimmer then mood lights
So throw a loose right n the biscuit come flyin like a food fight
A few nights back I was with dues wife with my whole crew around
The lewd type - she took more hits form the pipe than a hookah lounge
Who looks stupid now? Put up bread so I can start this beating bro
Ya get stomped down, knocked out for what TK owe
If he claims that ‘Free lame, lets take it past screen names bro
Ill be standing over him with a barrel like a DK clone

@The Kurgan

K-Bomb said I was battling a trash autistic rapper, knew it was you cos of the way he told me
Didn't even name ya homie, just sent me a picture of the Zain emoji



I'm a dojo gangster, local chokehold master
Got a leg up on you in a fight: gogoplata
Try and act fly like we don't hold blasters
And get a chopper through the head: go go gadget

So don't step, or I'll leave ya throat red, no sweat
Better keep one eye on the blade, Soul Edge

Got a Dragunov & a Nina with extended mags
Switch em out mid-fight like Tekken Tag
Take a step, get laid to rest, this game of death set & match
And if I catch him playing dead I'll make him method act
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scooby doo line was nice no lie

but con go line made a don demarco come out my speakers for no reason
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Old 10-15-2016, 02:45 AM   #2
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Yeeeeesh. I liked what Sucka had here a lot, but Kurgan snapped. That closer was crazy.
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Old 10-15-2016, 06:50 AM   #3
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went back and forth on this for a while. great battle.

SFC not fuckin around these days that TK owe line was fire.get berried was dope too. verse read real smooth.

Kurgan went bar for bar with him though,and in the end gave the edge to him based on the most memorable bars from the battle for me which was the soul edge and method act bars towards the end that really brought it home.
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Old 10-15-2016, 08:51 AM   #4
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Real nice battle judging for me pretty much came down to me not getting the reference in suckas opener and not really liking the piss after sex bar, although funny, this kinda makes it sound like you piss blood after sex....And ain't no one believing you have sex loooool

Fucked with the rest of suckas verse but kurgan just didn't have and dry spots for me, opener and th closing 4 were my favourite bars of the battle too so I went with kurgan
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Old 10-15-2016, 04:33 PM   #5
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Sucka's opener was fire, but the piss blood line had me like
Rest of the verse was pretty good.

Kurgan's opener was hilarious and everything that followed was top class- rhymes, flow, punches, everything.

Two of the best performances of the event but Kurgan take the W.
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Old 10-15-2016, 04:47 PM   #6
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damn this was a good battle, not as one sided as the poll would have you believe. Seen better from Sucka but like he said he wasn't able to give it his full effort which sucks but we've all been there, props to him for putting something together even if he did bite my TKO/owe line /s

But goddamn this was the best Kurgan verse I've ever seen from him, just about every single line was hitting. the tekken tag, soul edge, go go gadget shit, all fire. good shit fellas
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Old 10-15-2016, 11:01 PM   #7
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I got SFC with the edge here. His first 4 were just ok, but everything after that was real nice. Food fight biscuit bar and 4 bar closer were the high points.

With Kurgan he had a weak start too but the last half pretty much everything was hitting. The opener was kinda funny but didnt hit that much for me. Gogoplata bar was ok, nothin too big. Soul edge bar was heavy. Liked the closer too. Pretty sure I heard a Tekken bar like that before though. Some good shit on both sides but I feel like SFC had the bigger finish so he got my vote. This shit was back and forth though...definitely could go either way. Both had haymakers
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Old 10-16-2016, 06:00 PM   #8
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This battle is dope ah tbr. I accidentally voted the kurgan but meant to vote SFC. It was super close tho. The kurgan's opener was dope, and the last four were fire, but I thought SFC was just a bit more consistent throughout, and I was really feeling the "TK owe" line plus his last four, as well. What it really came down to for me, was that I thought both the openers and closers were great from both, but SFC was just a bit stronger in the middle. Super close and dope battle, but I edged it to SFC, even tho, again, I accidentally voted for the kurgan. Both verses were fire tho.
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Old 10-16-2016, 06:19 PM   #9
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IMO this battle should've been a main eventer, both are big names that have been around for a long time. Very tough choice but I gotta edge it to Kurgan, I felt SFC had a lot of heat, maybe a miss or two, but Kurgan was solid the whole way through. Good battle.
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