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Battle Canibus-Owl 2v2 Round 1 EGB vs King Karaoke & Kenny the OG


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Old 05-15-2016, 11:06 PM   #1
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Canibus-Owl 2v2 Round 1 EGB vs King Karaoke & Kenny the OG

Line count is 16 per team
Due Friday midnight est. Voting will close Sunday night/Monday morning
24hr Extensions are fine if your opponents are cool with it

Checker in @KBomb & @SonnyDaze @Killah Karaoke & @Infiltration aka Kenny the og


@SonnyDaze & @KBomb

(S): I heard yall go by K-K-K, do you got something to hide?
(S): Keep swingin, cuz when I'm done with K-K-K, it's like I struck out the side
(K): And Karaoke’s a known biter, but I guess that y’all ain’t heard how
(K): He got his name from always spittin’ someone else’s words out
(S): Word? Wow. Last battle he called me a nerd now my feelings are hurt
(S): His style's cool... I just can't get into it like a shmedium shirt
(K): Fuck reading his verse, and no guy with "OG" in his name is bestin' me
(K): I'll have metal makin noise in his mouth if anyone thinks Kenny G
(S): I’ll XM out, they can Channel their energy but don’t appear to be fit
(S): They throw Shade, then the 45 follows, that’s some Sirius shit
(S): It ain’t too hard to get em FUBAR’d, dont gotta let the tool spark
(S): If these fools bark, gimme the cue, I'm goin in every pocket like a pool shark
(K): How they claimin’ street cred when we don’t see no stripes? Guess NetCees breeds those types
(K): That’s that shit EGB don’t like, so we came to roll on money like cee-lo dice
(K): If they still want more, then we’ll clap the steel fast and get their caps to peel back
(K): When we leave a slug stuck in their heads like bumpin’ Atmosphere tracks

@Killah Karaoke & @Infiltration (kenny the og)


If I pop off then it's hasta la vista, leave u leaning harder than the tower of Pisa
Got Sonny's body rotting in the trunk, open it up and the Odor'll hit u like Jose Bautista
Closed caskets for the both of them, Kbomb getting cut open like a lab rat
I'll have your homies putting more flowers around your than that filter snapchat
Got handguns with beams on them, fire shots and reload with same hand
All u see are red lights when I wave the arms, you'd think I was trying to help a plane land
U grew up in the burbs, you've never been thru hurdles shmuck
I'll drive through your hood, pull up and start shooting lids like the Ninja turtles' truck
This Ken/Kar connection aint quite fair, its ya nightmare.. yes u pussies
It ain't a game when 2K's whoopin ya ass like YOUR difficulties set to rookie
I'll sneak my heat in anywhere, I'm to old to be giving men the fade
My Armageddon the venue, im droppin bomb & it'll be the end of daze
I bust my guns, trust it son. Headshots & give ur tummy wide bucks
Cuz omelette off the burner.. scramble this egghead & tear Sonny's side up
K gets the whole clip tho, needed info if he's cool & can drop a hot verse
I asked around if he's hip, no... but ur drops puttin folks in a deep sleep is clockwork
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Old 05-16-2016, 01:03 AM   #2
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Old 05-19-2016, 12:34 PM   #4
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@SonnyDaze & @KBomb

(S): I heard yall go by K-K-K, do you got something to hide?
(S): Keep swingin, cuz when I'm done with K-K-K, it's like I struck out the side

- I like the concept. I think you should've stuck to either baseball or the Klan, because pasting them together is a little jarring

(K): And Karaoke’s a known biter, but I guess that y’all ain’t heard how
(K): He got his name from always spittin’ someone else’s words out

- This feels like something that's probably been said before, but having never read Karaoke battles it's a sensible punch

(S): Word? Wow. Last battle he called me a nerd now my feelings are hurt
(S): His style's cool... I just can't get into it like a shmedium shirt

- Love the inner-rhymes in the first line stemming from KBomb's punchline. This whole verse has been a lot of "well, that definitely wasn't bad"

(K): Fuck reading his verse, and no guy with "OG" in his name is bestin' me
(K): I'll have metal makin noise in his mouth if anyone thinks Kenny G

- Continuing that trend

(S): I’ll XM out, they can Channel their energy but don’t appear to be fit
(S): They throw Shade, then the 45 follows, that’s some Sirius shit

- Yesss that one really connected

(S): It ain’t too hard to get em FUBAR’d, dont gotta let the tool spark
(S): If these fools bark, gimme the cue, I'm goin in every pocket like a pool shark

- TWO IN A ROW I SEE YOU SONNY

(K): How they claimin’ street cred when we don’t see no stripes? Guess NetCees breeds those types
(K): That’s that shit EGB don’t like, so we came to roll on money like cee-lo dice

- This is way too street for me, had to google, but the scheme is tight

(K): If they still want more, then we’ll clap the steel fast and get their caps to peel back
(K): When we leave a slug stuck in their heads like bumpin’ Atmosphere tracks

- Cool cool

@Killah Karaoke & @Infiltration (kenny the og)


If I pop off then it's hasta la vista, leave u leaning harder than the tower of Pisa
Got Sonny's body rotting in the trunk, open it up and the Odor'll hit u like Jose Bautista

- We had a thread about how predictable this line would be

Closed caskets for the both of them, Kbomb getting cut open like a lab rat
I'll have your homies putting more flowers around your than that filter snapchat

- You mean... Snapchat filter? That's not how you say things

Got handguns with beams on them, fire shots and reload with same hand
All u see are red lights when I wave the arms, you'd think I was trying to help a plane land

- That's slick

U grew up in the burbs, you've never been thru hurdles shmuck
I'll drive through your hood, pull up and start shooting lids like the Ninja turtles' truck

- Cool punch, "never been thru hurdles shmuck" is a horrible set up

This Ken/Kar connection aint quite fair, its ya nightmare.. yes u pussies
It ain't a game when 2K's whoopin ya ass like YOUR difficulties set to rookie

- kinda confusing. why not just say the difficulty is set too high? and "yes u pussies" loool two set ups in a row...

I'll sneak my heat in anywhere, I'm to old to be giving men the fade
My Armageddon the venue, im droppin bomb & it'll be the end of daze

- I had a line exactly like this but there's no way you would've known. I'm just narcissistic. Adding 'bomb' into it was tight, good shit

I bust my guns, trust it son. Headshots & give ur tummy wide bucks
Cuz omelette off the burner.. scramble this egghead & tear Sonny's side up

- Plaaaayed. "give ur tummy wide bucks" lmao

K gets the whole clip tho, needed info if he's cool & can drop a hot verse
I asked around if he's hip, no... but ur drops puttin folks in a deep sleep is clockwork

- ooo I like that one actually

vote - EGB, B level performance but there were too many misses in the NetCee's verse. They'd be pretty dope if they tightened up their set ups and wording
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Old 05-23-2016, 09:33 AM   #7
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EGB were more polished with a better flow. KK/KtOG actually had some dope shit but there were a lot more simple mistakes and weird bars to the point that I don't think they won. At least re-read your verse before you send it in.

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-don't call a snapchat filter a "filter snapchat" just because it rhymes with labrat. Find another way to write it or scrap the bar.

-yes you pussies/set to rookie: the first bar is clearly just to rhyme with rookie, and there isn't a reason to include it otherwise. It's kind of a shame, cuz I felt that second bar

-you called them shmucks tho?

You had a bunch of good bars too but I'm just being unnecessarily harsh cuz some of your bars actually bothered me.

EGB... maybe I'm also being unnecessarily harsh because I've seen better from both of yall but at the same time I can't name any bar that was outright terrible, plus the ones that hit managed to hit good so I think yall won.
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This was a pretty dooe battle. Leaning egb for having much better wording and bar of the battle (Sirius shade 45)
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