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Battle RMBVA Presents Textual Healing: shadowposter vs. Infiltration


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Old 01-29-2017, 08:22 PM   #1
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RMBVA Presents Textual Healing: shadowposter vs. Infiltration

@Shadowposter

Listen my nigga, you made me study Pityposter and now I'm feeling so lame,
That alone 3-0íd me, Imma still give you a cold round like a snowflake❄️,
Pityís the hardest white guy in town, if we meet in your ends,
Itíll be like Rogue One, nobody surprised that he Saw death.

This is my breakout performance Ė Iím Tim Robbins in Shawshank.
Tonight Imma make a brother die Ė Ekelon when heís done trolling 4chan, (ps heís alive)
Infiltration is so gay, bet thatís how you do your man,
It ainít a Trump rally when you get entered by Foreman! (four man, lollllll&#128293

How many times I ride your whores (horse) back to back Ė thatís a mount
Think he ballin? Bitch, I stack more bands (/bans) than all my alt accounts.
So ban me again Riffic, Seanzo and the rest of you moody pricks
Cause Iím here to engage a mod-in warfare like Call of Duty 6.

I donít have to try to win, just shoot em with my super mega beam cannon,
Cause yíall know Iíd get votes from my alts right, (alt-right🔥&#128293 like Steve Bannon.
My alts are real, they shit is raw, they shit is authentic,
You canít spell Bubba Barz without putting them barz in it.

Alt bars bitch :P

@Infiltration

How you wanna do the shit?

big shotty or ruger .fifth? either way the results add up the same
for bad behavior shad i'll let u choose the stick.. like punishments back in the day
infront of a mirror my practice spot to bar out before ya casket drops
punch after punch I planned the shots, & theme'd it at your wake - that's a shadowbox
I do drive-bys daily, cook and clean house like nice white ladies
but why bring the toys to his crib? when 1 hand can rock em to sleep... Bye Bye Baby
LGBT's will make change; we could walk in eachothers shoes lets trade place
i'd be a tranny who aint shamed - while u'd know what its like to have 'real racks in a safe space'
I'm creepin up wit the heater tucked - till a murder scene is dusted
It'll show clues were leadin up to the death fore shadow... dumb nigga should've seen it comin
vitals will cease to function as his life signs peak then plummet
docs will see a 'flatline event on a poster' - but KOTD aint promote a new release or nothin
the streets is buzzin in me but i'm humble now; dont try as much
still keep a cross and stick for robbin... carryin' the hood on my back like Friar Tuck

since yall been waiting in that long line..
put on these 3-D Glasses so you can see this casket

SO ITS SHOWWWTIMEEEEE

I ride up..
pistol gripped, in all black, splittin wigs
masked up with the long nose on some carnival in venice shit
keep the burner low to cook longer, that cast iron sizzle em.
militant, have my boy-scout then lift the sticks
turn ya odd squadd to a crock pot how i be dumpin everything hot in the mix
blackin out on his block- call an electrican in
but flip my switch fuck a shadow.. the whole house is gettin lit!
You keep fallin down pushing that rock- sisyphus
while i'm givin system shocks, building blocks; that's a physicist
killin opps & not gettin caught - no snitches live
cuz say a word and i'll 'snap' as a trigger finger puts you to sleep... that's a hypnotist!
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Old 01-29-2017, 08:33 PM   #2
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voted infiltration for 3 major reasons that pertain solely to shadows own mistakes

1. snowflakes are not round

2. Shawshank redemption/break out performance bar was CLEARLY bitten off Caustic

3. the alt-right angle was GARBAGE

vote: infiltration
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Old 01-29-2017, 08:47 PM   #3
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voted infiltration for 3 major reasons that pertain solely to shadows own mistakes

1. snowflakes are not round

2. Shawshank redemption/break out performance bar was CLEARLY bitten off Caustic

3. the alt-right angle was GARBAGE

vote: infiltration
You're a dick. Suck a fat one for taking a gimmick in a text battle so seriously. Ps I'm playing a role here. I'm Ekelon. okay?
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Old 01-29-2017, 08:48 PM   #4
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Good shit btw infiltration. You obviously win but if you faced the real shadow you'd probably still win
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Old 01-29-2017, 08:59 PM   #5
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You're a dick. Suck a fat one for taking a gimmick in a text battle so seriously. Ps I'm playing a role here. I'm Ekelon. okay?
who's ekelon and why do I care?

sorry for pointing out the obvious I didn't realize you were a joke
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Old 01-30-2017, 02:29 PM   #6
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Good shit btw infiltration. You obviously win but if you faced the real shadow you'd probably still win
Lol smitty hasn't been here long enough to get any of it but hahahaha that shit was perfect... I voted infiltration because he was wiggin and you obviously weren't battling as yourself but the impersonation was spot on
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Lol smitty hasn't been here long enough to get any of it but hahahaha that shit was perfect... I voted infiltration because he was wiggin and you obviously weren't battling as yourself but the impersonation was spot on
Sorry, I honestly didn't realize it was a shtick angle..
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Sorry, I honestly didn't realize it was a shtick angle..
The dude who infiltration was supposed to battle got banned because he's a psycho troll and so as a joke shadow pretended to be him for the battle
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The dude who infiltration was supposed to battle got banned because he's a psycho troll and so as a joke shadow pretended to be him for the battle
so pityposter and shadowposter aren't the same 'poster'? hmmm
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so pityposter and shadowposter aren't the same 'poster'? hmmm
Nah he just had his name changed to that this week it's been shadow forever
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Nah he just had his name changed to that this week it's been shadow forever
This week? join date 2014 with 2000 posts under his belt Im confused
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This week? join date 2014 with 2000 posts under his belt Im confused
I changed it for the lulz last week. I'm Shadow, nothing to do with Ekelon/Pityposter/whoever. Mostly just did this for the fun of it.

Hence why I was annoyed that you were being a dick about wack bars when they're all meant to be wack.
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I changed it for the lulz last week. I'm Shadow, nothing to do with Ekelon/Pityposter/whoever. Mostly just did this for the fun of it.

Hence why I was annoyed that you were being a dick about wack bars when they're all meant to be wack.
LOL my bad bro for jumping to conclusions but tbf some ppl on here are actually THAT bad had no idea about the name switch/circumstances apologies
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LOL my bad bro for jumping to conclusions but tbf some ppl on here are actually THAT bad had no idea about the name switch/circumstances apologies
Nah ur good man. It's hard work doing an impression tho which is why i was so mad
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voted shadow for the sheer genius of the ekelon angle and also because infiltration tried to do a fucking showtime in a text battle
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voted shadow for the sheer genius of the ekelon angle and also because infiltration tried to do a fucking showtime in a text battle



Appreciate it man. It was actually hard as fuck to do, but I was dying the whole time writing it
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