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Old 06-15-2019, 05:58 AM   #1
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Write your own made up Marvel bars

I'm not saying I'm a basketball player
but I'm obviously a shooter
I could have bought personals
but I'm just pondering some rumors
But something tells me
I should probably clown em sooner
instead of rapping about the Iron Man
like Robert Downey jr.

You think you're hot shit
and can be ripping it posing?
I'll fuck your mom in the ass so hard
The shit is repulsive
I'll slap her on the ass like
don't give me that bullshit
Then I'll blast my wad ta the Max... Im off!
(Wanda Maximoff) like Elizabeth Olsen

She swallows my load every time
your mom is a bad bitch
Loaded Lux got a piece
and Hollow the Don fucked her fat tits
So after I kill your dad
and she sees all the harm and the damage
I'll kill your mom when she becomes a black widow Like Scarlett Johansson
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Old 06-15-2019, 10:05 AM   #2
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If your whole crew come for jewels that I'm flaunting
then I snap half yo crew disappear... Infinity Gauntlet
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Old 06-15-2019, 10:10 AM   #3
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Hall of shame thread so far
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Old 06-15-2019, 11:40 AM   #4
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Truth! There are no tight Marvel bars out there.
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Old 06-15-2019, 02:59 PM   #5
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Old 06-15-2019, 03:12 PM   #6
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Truth! There are no tight Marvel bars out there.
Math Hoffa vs. Hollow the Don remember that Math Hoffa snap line?
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Old 06-16-2019, 12:22 PM   #7
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If your whole crew come for jewels that I'm flaunting
then I snap half yo crew disappear... Infinity Gauntlet
What about the other half of the crew tho? Wouldnt you be a tad bit concerned about them getting ahold of the jewels that you're flaunting?
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Old 06-16-2019, 12:28 PM   #8
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This is my one of my favorite jokes of 2019 so far. It's not a bar, but it's Marvel related so I'm gonna let it fly:

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

One is a superhero, and one is an instruction.
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Old 06-16-2019, 11:48 PM   #9
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What about the other half of the crew tho? Wouldnt you be a tad bit concerned about them getting ahold of the jewels that you're flaunting?
Well spoiler alert, it didn't end up too good for Thanos either, lol.
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