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Old 12-03-2018, 02:23 AM   #1
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Did the Bodied movie turn you into a battle rapper?

I'm probably thinking of making my debut this year...for real...

Like everything I look at is a bar...I'm an alcoholic,
I flap my wallet to distract the knowledge of how fat my cock is...

Fuckkkkkkkkk, how to stop this?
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Old 12-03-2018, 02:56 AM   #2
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it didn't hit theaters and I doubt its coming on DVD so how the fuck do I watch it
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Old 12-03-2018, 05:14 AM   #3
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it didn't hit theaters and I doubt its coming on DVD so how the fuck do I watch it
There's a YouTube Premium promotion for a free month. Not sure if it's called that or YouTube Red? But if you sign up for the free month this movie is watchable. I've been working 75 hour weeks so I haven't gotten around to it but there's an open thread on RMBVA about it. Just search for Bodied on the main page. Hope you enjoy. It's gotten mostly positive reviews. I can't wait to watch it when I have the time.
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Hell yeah, about to smoke some weed from my special gandalf replica pipe and watch this
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Was the entire plot of Bodied just an Ekelon dream sequence?
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I'm probably thinking of making my debut this year...for real...

Like everything I look at is a bar...I'm an alcoholic,
I flap my wallet to distract the knowledge of how fat my cock is...

Fuckkkkkkkkk, how to stop this?
why would you want to distract that knowledge and how would flapping your wallet do that?

i'm about to pull in Brett to show him what a real laughing stock is.
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Now I feel like I need a bodied sequel where Ekelon wakes up and realises it's actually the morning of his PG.
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There's a YouTube Premium promotion for a free month. Not sure if it's called that or YouTube Red? But if you sign up for the free month this movie is watchable. I've been working 75 hour weeks so I haven't gotten around to it but there's an open thread on RMBVA about it. Just search for Bodied on the main page. Hope you enjoy. It's gotten mostly positive reviews. I can't wait to watch it when I have the time.
I saw the movie and laughed at the joke bars and I was impressed with it a lot so this was like 8 mile but more closer to reality than that. Shit was crazy
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I saw the movie and laughed at the joke bars and I was impnressed with it a lot so this was like 8 mile but more closer to reality than that. Shit was crazy
lil ill, i love ya bro, yet keep it real. no man is bisexual. that's that Freddie mercury.
you gay as hell dog...we aint hating, leave the hoes alone and take that anal rape
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lol I'm a top not a bottom lol
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