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Old 04-06-2016, 03:51 PM   #1
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URGENT: Help save Battle Rap! Dizaster needs ur help!!!

Super bummed, you guys...

A while ago I decided to help Diz out (not that he needed it) and spread the word about his awesome new, relevant clothing brand, Lafioso. Things were going great at first. You couldn't walk down the street without seeing a stylish chick, or a dude with ATTITUDE rocking a Godtier Tee or tank on every other block. Bloods had them. Crips had them. The love was universal!

...then something happened. "We" decided to release our 2nd line of shirts, and really launch Lafioso to Yeezy type heights. The new designs came out PERFECT:
-We had our "Smoking on that kill" T-shirt, with a chalk outline of a dead dude who was smoking on that kill! (and that's what killed him forealz).
-We had our "Making it rain on a bitch" T-Shirt, with a picture of a rain cloud over a DOG'S (?!?!) head!!! (a FEMALE dog!?). Ha ha.
-We even made a shirt for racially insensitive dudes with big dicks (All diz fans? ha ha, jk): Our "Hung like a horse" Tee, with a picture of a horse....gettin LYNCHED!! (#genius). Anyway, we thought we had our target market nailed.

Ridiculously, those classic, relevant, stylish Tee's with attitude did not sell. They are no longer available at Lafioso. Our hardcore, loyal followers (including me) want to believe it's because we just can't keep them on the shelf, and they're just out of stock...but we can't lie to ourselves any longer. Apparently our fans are broke....And as much as they WANT to spend $30 on our Tees and Tanks, they just can't afford to live like Diz. What they don't realize, is that if they keep this up, DIZ won't be able to live like DIZ!!!

We've got 2 tee's left people. TWO! Here's the link:

http://www.lafioso.com/product-categ...rby=popularity

If you sort by popularity, they will stay in place, but if you sort by newness, they'll flip flop, which we all though was cool (and slightly mind-blowing).

In closing, if you want to see our COOL shirts back, you'll have to buy AT LEAST 1000 of these also very cool ones. Fuckin skip your water bill for one goddamn month! Start a GoFundMe or some shit! It worked for that trick NuNu!!

That'll give us about $30k in operating funds to start producing enough "Hung like a horse"s for the whole family. (Get one for your sister!! Ha ha)

That is all. Don't forget to check out Diz's power speech in Dubai this weekend. Tickets are $400 a piece (a fuckin bargin).

Also, if you'd like to see the cool old designs, you can reminisce and drool over them here.

http://rmbva.com/showthread.php?t=21...hlight=lafioso
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Did Dizaster bring those borrowed socks back to Big T yet?? Or was it Cortez?
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I can't tell if GMajor is mocking these as a way to actually market the brand or not...


...but god damn this gear looking hot now! God Tier!!
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...but god damn this gear looking hot now! God Tier!!
True Diz fan, and a man of style & attitude. This guy knows relevant clothing when he sees it!!!

You guys can thank Seanzo for this exclusive, 24-hour promo (just got the okay from Diz):

Anyone who buys a Lafioso Tee-Shirt or Tank Top* TODAY, will receive our 14-day guarantee, at no additional charge. If you are not happy with the dope ass T-Shirt or Tank* you purchased, you can exchange it (within 14 days)...for the other one.
BOOM!

*Currently we only have Tee's. No tanks:-(

**That shit better come back in mint condition too. Don't fuck with our shit. Some companies live by the motto "the customer is always right". Fuck that. Our motto is "Treat US good, and we'll treat you good. It's just that simple." (Diz came up with that motto)
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**That shit better come back in mint condition too. Don't fuck with our shit. Some companies live by the motto "the customer is always right". Fuck that. Our motto is "Treat US good, and we'll treat you good. It's just that simple." (Diz came up with that motto)
I was on the fence, but after reading this part, I'm fucking sold! I don't even want the shirt, I just wanna give them my money! What brillaint, magnanimous business strategy. Amazon better watch out.
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Start selling that turtle neck hundred dollar bill shirt diz sported during some GT event and we can talk.
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I bought 4
Diz (good guy that he is) was so excited when I told him you bought 4 shirts, he wanted to show his appreciation, so he wrote you 3 "multis" and 1 "wordplay" based on your screen name.

I'll leave this square's block on fire like a shitty toaster!
And tell you to "kill yourself", like Nitty's closer!
Ur bitch likes to rest her tits in my palm, she calls them her titty coasters!
(took him a while to come up with that one, but he was gigglin A LOT when he finally did)

I'll eat a peach, and throw the pit at E's poster!*

*He said "E, is that mark ass bitch, Eurgh!"
**He wanted to make sure everybody knows he DOES NOT have a poster of Eurgh to throw peach pits at.
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These are kind of like the infamous wolf shirt, but a lot less cool/funny.
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These are kind of like the infamous wolf shirt, but a lot less cool/funny.
"Wolf w/ Diz face" shirt was pitched at the last Lafioso meeting. Should be a go for the re-up (along with "Hung like a horse", "Smoking that kill", "Making it rain on a bitch"), as long as G-Money can draw a cool enough Diz-wolf. (Provided we sell 996 more Lafioso tees, and get those 30 racks)
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These are my favorite threads. (That's a bar if you think about it cuz I got so hyped by the idea of new Lafioso)

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What part of "#KILLAGEAR Buy Now" don't you people understand??!!?!

FFFFFUUUCFJIOAHRNOI!!!!!1







I'm sorry you guys....it's just frustrating, ya know? I've seen the numbers. Lafioso.com gets TONS of hits. Definitely more than Lomclothing.com w/ their stupid ass knock off gear. (Smiley face shirts were cool for like half a year....in 1988 prolly)...

If you won't help Diz, then at least help yourselves out. YOU need these shirts more than Diz needs you to buy them all, OK? If Diz wanted to, he could just tell the homey Alki David to cop a quick rack of shirts (1000), and call it a night.

But Diz is a man of the people...The next time I come back here, it better be to announce "The Re-UP" of our other cool shirts, because we sold all 1000 Lafioso Tee's and can now starting producing the FUCKING FUNNY ONES AGAIN!!!............sorry.

The 15th is coming up y'all. Step into the 2nd half of April, freshly-dipped in some new, hater-proof, Lafioso.....if not for Diz, do it for the sake of your own Swag-meter. All it takes is $30 to move the needle from 'E' to 'F' (for Fresh, ha ha ha, jk.)

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True Diz fan, and a man of style & attitude. This guy knows relevant clothing when he sees it!!!

You guys can thank Seanzo for this exclusive, 24-hour promo (just got the okay from Diz):

Anyone who buys a Lafioso Tee-Shirt or Tank Top* TODAY, will receive our 14-day guarantee, at no additional charge. If you are not happy with the dope ass T-Shirt or Tank* you purchased, you can exchange it (within 14 days)...for the other one.
BOOM!

*Currently we only have Tee's. No tanks:-(

**That shit better come back in mint condition too. Don't fuck with our shit. Some companies live by the motto "the customer is always right". Fuck that. Our motto is "Treat US good, and we'll treat you good. It's just that simple." (Diz came up with that motto)
the troll is obvious but well thought out an delivered...u have my attention good sir lol...
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These are my favorite threads. (That's a bar if you think about it cuz I got so hyped by the idea of new Lafioso)
someone told me that u an knoxx rap for Disney now as a full-time job? can't say I'm hatin if u getting that walt Disney paper but wtf?
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Diz (good guy that he is) was so excited when I told him you bought 4 shirts, he wanted to show his appreciation, so he wrote you 3 "multis" and 1 "wordplay" based on your screen name.

I'll leave this square's block on fire like a shitty toaster!
And tell you to "kill yourself", like Nitty's closer!
Ur bitch likes to rest her tits in my palm, she calls them her titty coasters!
(took him a while to come up with that one, but he was gigglin A LOT when he finally did)

I'll eat a peach, and throw the pit at E's poster!*

*He said "E, is that mark ass bitch, Eurgh!"
**He wanted to make sure everybody knows he DOES NOT have a poster of Eurgh to throw peach pits at.
A+++ post here bruh...especially the titty coasters line an the explanation of what he did when he wrote it...fire man, straight fire lmao...
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So I guess Diz had a fever dream or some shit the other night. He came into Lafioso HQ mad early on Monday and was like, "You know those crazy flower like things that you can make wishes on, before you blow em?!
...No HOMO, you faggots!" "Let's make a Lafioso Tee with a couple of those shits on it!!!?"

So we got that now, I guess.....Good shit you guys. You ask for it (?) you get it with Lafioso.

Anyway, we sold 9 shirts, so Diz said we should release 5 new ones....so, back by popular demand, we re-present the Lafioso LAXXX Tees and Tanks!!!!!??????!!!!!!!!!!?? (This time, we got tanks too)....If you're like the Diz-man and you ALSO like making wishes and blowing on "those crazy white flower things", you can also own a T shirt with not one, but 2 of those things on it (it prolly helps if you ALSO like LA, because that's on there too).

Anyway, march on over to Lafioso.com and get yourself freshly dipped in some Diz-wear, you faggots (Diz made me say that).
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Tell me this shirt doesn't fuckin scream "Attitude!".

Lil backstory for y'all: The reason Daylyt and Diz were beefin at Back to Baysics 2 is because we didn't make this shirt in "Grape". When Diz found out that was the reason, he was so pissed at our screen printing guy that he smacked the rear view mirror on his Ford Escort...like really hard. (some people thought he might've broken it).

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Tell me this shirt doesn't fuckin scream "Attitude!".

Lil backstory for y'all: The reason Daylyt and Diz were beefin at Back to Baysics 2 is because we didn't make this shirt in "Grape". When Diz found out that was the reason, he was so pissed at our screen printing guy that he smacked the rear view mirror on his Ford Escort...like really hard. (some people thought he might've broken it).

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Ah fuck, guys. We're back down to TWO shirts. I don't know what to say. Apparently we only made ONE of EACH of the other 5 shirts we just released (we actually made 2 of the dandelion shirts, bc Diz wanted to hook "Papa Dukes!" up for his b-day)....So....good news to the lucky fuckers who copped them: Not only do you have a badASS, RELEVANT, T-shirt stitched together with style AND attitude. You now have a genuine 1 of 1 collectors item. You're fuckin welcome!

P.S. - NO! We don't have anymore GODTIER tank tops!! You think a tank top that relevant would stay on the shelves forever?!?! We sold that tank top probably like less than 3 months after we launched the site. Ya snooze, ya lose, faggots. For now, you'll just have to make do with this $27.99 beauty (Buy one every week, maybe?!):



And remember our motto: "Treat us good & We will treat you good, It's just that simple."

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Y'all fux wit Beverly Hills up in here???!!!! ('member DONNA n DYLAN, y'all??? OMG!) Lafioso.com in the mix to scratch that itch fa all y'all:





Head kinda cold??? U goin bald like a friend of ours is??? WE MADE A HAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Get it in "Grape Street Crip" purple maaayybbbeeee??????)











Seriously though....someone plz buy something.
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P.S. - NO! We don't have anymore GODTIER tank tops!! You think a tank top that relevant would stay on the shelves forever?!?! We sold that tank top probably like less than 3 months after we launched the site. Ya snooze, ya lose, faggots. For now, you'll just have to make do with this $27.99 beauty (Buy one every week, maybe?!):
You are a better writer than Dizaster.

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You are a better writer than Dizaster.

Clearly. No debating.
(thx) But plz don't say that. He's gonna come to the next board meeting with "barz on dekk!" for me. We will get ZERO work done on the Lafioso.com movement, and it will probably be hella awkward for everyone involved....


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Mmmmm...I'm not even gone post what Diz said about this type comment^^^
(He came up with his own definition of TL;DR, is the only hint I can give..........okay, it was "Toota-Loo, DickRider!"). Happened during a "Lafioso Happy Hour", so I can't post the other details.

On to the announcement:

"Oh! Heyyy! You fuckin cock-swallowin novelists out there in RMBVA land! (this is ALL Diz, guys, I swear). Guess fuckin what?! NOW, we got this fuckin tank top for you faggots. Stop being a PUSSY, and BUY SIX OF THEM!!!" (he wanted me to type "N-word!!!!!!!!" here, "like me from the Solomon battle!" but I won't). Anyway....here (this IS for dudes, ftr yallz):




*Also, plz don't click "T-Shirts Ladies" on the site...we don't have a page for that yet.
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Now here's a good example of a guy who understands that "Attitude is everything."!

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By the way, y'all: Starting TODAY, we will ship your relevant, stylish, attitude-heavy, Tees and Tanks ANYWHERE in the WORLD!!! (No more than 2 at a time though...fuckin mark ass faggots (sorry..."u know who" was watching me type that....but not this part)) Gotta go!
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@GMajor remember Dizaster's thread he made on here where he called all of us cock suckers? And now he want's our help?
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@GMajor remember Dizaster's thread he made on here where he called all of us cock suckers? And now he want's our help?
You gotta understand Diz, bro! (I think u do). "Cocksuckers" is juss like "faggots" to him. Or "Nigga!" if he's battling a chubby Jewish guy. It's a term of endearment. Diz is LOVE, bro. (As a matter of fact, I showed him your post and He was like "Lil Ill?...More like, A LOT Ill!")*

*Okay, that last part DID NOT happen. I confess. But I got a brand to save, cuz!!....You underdig? (I kneeew that you would!!) Keep bangin, @I am LIL ILL

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You gotta understand Diz, bro! (I think u do). "Cocksuckers" is juss like "faggots" to him. Or "Nigga!" if he's battling a chubby Jewish guy. It's a term of endearment. Diz is LOVE, bro. (As a matter of fact, I showed him your post and He was like "Lil Ill?...More like, A LOT Ill!")*

*Okay, that last part DID NOT happen. I confess. But I got a brand to save, cuz!!....You underdig? (I kneeew that you would!!) Keep bangin, @I am LIL ILL
Dizaster is alright I just hope he does well with the new movie he's cooking up.
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Good news, bad news time, you guys. Bad news first:

From "The Grand Dizard" himself (not his real title, but he made us put that on his Lafioso business cards. Sometimes signs his emails that way.):

"Just wunted to reemind you faggots wut you CAN'T HAVE ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU WON'T BUY ENOUGH LAXXX T-SHERTS AND/OR TANKS!!! THIS COOD HAVE BEEN ON YOU!!!!!. IMAJINE HOW MUCH LESS OF A MARK YOU WOOD HAVE LOOKED LIKE ROCKING THIS FUCKIN SHERT! WE EVEN HAD IT IN "MOCK TURTLE NECK T" FOR A LIMITED TIME, BUT NOW IT'S GONE!!!! BUY SOME FUCKIN LA AND LAXXX SHERTS U FUCK PUSSIES!!!!!":


Yeesh...plz don't "kill the messenger" you guys. Okay now on to the good news:

Lafioso.com will be opening a brand spanking new kiosk (outside of) LAX. We're super pumped about it you guys. We think it's the perfect marriage of 2 brands---the husband is a one of a kind Fashion/Music/Media juggernaut, specializing in style, attitude, and relevant clothing.....also specializing in Tees and Tanks with "LA" and "Los Angeles" prominently featured on them. And the wife is an airport. (a pretty fuckin big one, y'allz). The weather's pretty heated in Cali, (some would say "gettin weeded makes it feel like Maui"), so we should be open pretty much 24/7. Be on the lookout for info on our "Grand Opening" coming soon. Fux with us!!

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