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Old 02-09-2016, 06:56 PM   #1
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Lebron Jereurghmy vs bar-mod

ROUND 1 FIGHT

@Lebron Jereurghmy

I'ma put that ass to sleep then it's time for the headcount
So I'ma do some numbers on this sheet see every line in this "thread count"
sit tight please rhymin shit why yo chick like me
I go over the head just to see what that "neck 'bout"
your pills don't get me high enough your bars are just letdowns
I'll start swinging them hands, it's not a dance or a Chess round
@bar-mod is @Bombar'd or is @Clarke Killing Souls again?
@ekelon or @Lizman? or @Robin Williams switching roles again? (otbva barz)
You text battlers aren't worth the effort and I'm getting bored
It's like ending a long-distance relationship- you shouldn't write anymore
All that talking scary, solitaire see you're just playing yourself
it's the time of your life, really you can waste it yourself
You might put a round to your head like you're blazing an L
So I put you behind these bars cuz you needed to be saved from yourself
This level is devilish yup they raised me from Hell
But fuck prison, all your wack ass bars should be erased from your cell

@bar-mod

If my pills can't get you high its cuz your brain is crushed
When we pill, grim results get your whole family shushed
Your daughter may flower before she comes to US
But then she'll have the cream double stuffed
I know you got love for those party drugs
You spend more time on ice than Tanya Harding does
Luckily I carry 16 ounces per hand like sparring gloves.
We build snowmen in the summer, we stack white
You broke an' exhausted, no drive with a crack pipe
Think Raiders defense, when my Smith is gone I still got my Mack right
Just moving cities because of pops from the heat don't make you Lebron Son.
When I hear action the piece on my side kick and you'll see a big body like bronson.
You wrote 16 bars of tired wordplay and you should feel sorry I read it
You think you're a tough guy because you're "hardly on reddit"
I was in 1st grade recess selling sharpies on credit
There is a reason I toast my competition like Chardee Macdennis

ROUND 2 GO

@Lebron Jereurghmy

With them corny ass rhymes, got me thinking you suck wigga
Like that double stuffed line? this oreo use too much filler
When I took my first shot, I ain't think he get it...now?
You can catch it when I hit you with the second round
Cuz you bring up wack shit like my "tired word play"
Makes me envision leaving you tied up, got me thinking the word "play"
I had these bars on my cell, phoned it in like a regular work day
But you missed my gift with rapping like you're forgetting my birthday
And that Chardee Macdennis line was funny and silly
But I'ma rapper who could cook Cassidy even son him in Philly
The best part of this flip about the game you mentioned then?
Like Mac and Charlie you were never meant to win this in the end
Cuz you the type a guy who watched The Wire just to understand street life
But the same type a guy who'd rock a wire just to underhand street lives
Iron Chefs with the burners but best know we keep knives
Since we cold open stoves up thats when the heat rise

@bar-mod

Frankly it's a bad idea to flip my lines
One from the eagle leave your corner in a box of pine
Then I'll get Jeremy's Mac linked to the crime
Eagle,Mac, Maclin, link field read through it one more time
Because that's the last you'll see a repeated line
Every sentence I write the meanings double
You rhyme word play with word play and street life with street lives and it's not even subtle
I forgive you since this word play got me outta a street life of trouble
Cops wanted me sniffed by K-9s or bit like the hubble
It's ironic my pieces kept me out of a box like a puzzle
But now you get a Barr body like your ex is dead and
If I'm a little board this tech'll deck him.
I Punch with a twist to keep a cut above
Think monsters inc, you'll learn from a slug.
Put you're dealer in the icu the pull the plug
He'll head toward a holy place like a Muslim on a rug

ROUND 3 WHAT

@Lebron Jereurghmy

@bar-mod quit talking about space, work on your chief keef bars
Bringing up the telescope but you can't even see me star
Even over the internet I can tell that you a musty geek
Talking bout canines and Orbit.. just remember to brush your teeth
You green to this game like the weed in my owl
All that reach-in you do is still shit, not even technically foul
Like your gun stash your dumb ass shouldve kept in the house
Now like a voice memo I gotta put the text to your mouth
I dont even wanna talk guns with you
When you dont even have guns to use
I pull up and shoot in ya face if I got something to prove
Dont scuff the shoes but I kick a little when I jump a dude
Killing you is light work but tis da season
When I wrap a round and flash on you, gettin lit for trees son
And I'm the star on the top, that's why I diss you homie
Because yo ass in a box and all your gifts below me

@bar-mod

To write a good Christmas scheme you should try more
I light up over the green you pine for
I Fire foul shots early like we picken teams
I'll light up your home like a christmas tree
I'm from a hood filled with malicious fiends
Hooking kids on candy cane was a business scheme.
Gotta keep a steady stream of poor snorters
Then keep 'em in this state like a court order
I spent half my time at the border
Cuz I run through bricks, platform nine and three quarters
And I'm supposed to be scared of texts from this lebrony kid
I grew up with more bud in my house than a cosby kid.
The ox and the metal supported my climb since I heard the latter rung
Cuz I keep the barrel loaded like a batter swung
I still got the blade silent at the tip of your tongue
But this ratchet loud it's screaming at the top of your lungs.

ROUND 4 HAPPENS NOW

@Lebron Jereurghmy

I like some of your imagery but you should spit it differently
Like I'd put king in a pyramid if I wanted to business scheme
And I'd cut off a few assets in an effort to protect the green
My lines through the roof so the profits increase exponentially
rhyming latter rung and batter swung? yeah man that was wack as fuck
And Call of duty's the only time you pack a punch
Beating me can't be done- I took you to school in a bag you're lunch
like youd pull up on me.. whats the point of going there if you cant back it up
Ionno what gay ass fantasy you're living in bruh
Sitting alone in your room writing about the tip of my tongue
Like "Isn't this fun?"... you've got a bar addiction
Time to quit the xanax just give this shit up
I can go deeper with this whole scheme to give a lesson
I'll even get ya fam to hit you like an intervention
All the chit chat we can skip that like it's detention
I got that Smith Wesson send his head to the fourfifth dimension

@bar-mod


You don't like my knife bars I'll cut again
This blade like your little bro, he knows how to get under skin
On my block low sales lead to intervention
And we carried more heat through the hood than an engine
That means we can spark plugs in a second
Fuck detention, other chalk lines were used to teach a lesson.
When my bud light these cans are up for whatever
I know you're thinking "fuck that's clever"
My platform should help you jump a level
A coinflip will decide your fate forever
Heads I'll expose your neo cortex like crash bandicoot
Tails I'll find a dumbass fan to shoot
You type I wear abercrombie out gay
But my patience zero like a zombie outbreak.
So I dented the steel like I wanna scam you
You'll think I'm a monstar how I fly off the handle.
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Old 02-09-2016, 11:15 PM   #2
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did read the first 6 of bar mods and gave ron the win off his first 2 of his second.

off topic, but i cant remember if i posted or not but ron spazzed in the shadow battle.
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Old 02-10-2016, 03:00 AM   #3
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first of all @riffic wtf is this lol I already beat this nobody NO BODY

second of all thanks @Dank Schrader for saying I snapped on shadow at the same time I lost so


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Old 02-11-2016, 02:01 PM   #4
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Decent battle. I Fuck wit da multiple rounds da back an forth shit always highlights da true elements of da craft. But I think we should jus keep it to 3 rounds. Even numbered rounds usually only leads to ties like da Diz vs Chilla shit...But anyway

1st Rd) To be honest it felt like u Both were kinda jus testing da waters with each other on dis 1, like u guys were jus dipping ur big toe a pool to feel da temperature, instead of just diving in ready to kill. So I gave it to Mod for rhyming a Lil bit more coherent.

2nd) Here it feels like y'all are really starting to cook, @Lebron Jereurghmy dat Oreo/Filler line was Crazy As Fuck felt like some shit Hollow would say. Salute on dat but thb da rest of da verse felt a lil dry after but I Still think u did enough to take round 2

Mod was Iight on dis round, I see he likes wordplay but I think his over usage kinda backfired on him dis time.

3rd) By the 3rd u guys are still momentum building from da 2nd and dats wats Up.
I Almost gave dis to Ron off da strength of dat Telescope/Orbit/Brush ur teeth line. It seems like ur 1st couple of lines are always ur best imo.

Mod tasted blood from da 2nd round and really started to trunk up on da consistent punches mixed with imagery. Dat shit was hitting 4 me so I gave him round 3

4th) Now dis was da best rounds of da battle. Really I could've lived with out da 1st round.
Ron I gotta admit ur rebuttal game is kinda crazy which is probably da elements of Hollow dat I see.

Mod like I said punches and imagery is ur best strength .

Really this round was a coin toss it could've gone either way.
I jus ended up going with Mod. 3-1 just Edging da 1st and 4th
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Old 02-11-2016, 06:01 PM   #5
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Decent battle. I Fuck wit da multiple rounds da back an forth shit always highlights da true elements of da craft. But I think we should jus keep it to 3 rounds. Even numbered rounds usually only leads to ties like da Diz vs Chilla shit...But anyway

1st Rd) To be honest it felt like u Both were kinda jus testing da waters with each other on dis 1, like u guys were jus dipping ur big toe a pool to feel da temperature, instead of just diving in ready to kill. So I gave it to Mod for rhyming a Lil bit more coherent.

2nd) Here it feels like y'all are really starting to cook, @Lebron Jereurghmy dat Oreo/Filler line was Crazy As Fuck felt like some shit Hollow would say. Salute on dat but thb da rest of da verse felt a lil dry after but I Still think u did enough to take round 2

Mod was Iight on dis round, I see he likes wordplay but I think his over usage kinda backfired on him dis time.

3rd) By the 3rd u guys are still momentum building from da 2nd and dats wats Up.
I Almost gave dis to Ron off da strength of dat Telescope/Orbit/Brush ur teeth line. It seems like ur 1st couple of lines are always ur best imo.

Mod tasted blood from da 2nd round and really started to trunk up on da consistent punches mixed with imagery. Dat shit was hitting 4 me so I gave him round 3

4th) Now dis was da best rounds of da battle. Really I could've lived with out da 1st round.
Ron I gotta admit ur rebuttal game is kinda crazy which is probably da elements of Hollow dat I see.

Mod like I said punches and imagery is ur best strength .

Really this round was a coin toss it could've gone either way.
I jus ended up going with Mod. 3-1 just Edging da 3rd and 4th

well we were just going back and forth in another thread and riffic decided to repost it as an official battle (for some reason)

appreciate the critique, its always a toss up but some of my bars I feel were slept on, for example the "kick a little when I (jumper) dude" tied in with the "pull up/shoot" imagery but that kinda stuff is hard to relay in text purely


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