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Old 06-20-2017, 10:31 AM   #1
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KOTR battler bites Verbs Starship Enterprise scheme (And more)

I know this guy is a random unknown so nobody really cares but I thought I'd share this because it's pretty hilarious that he would bite this, that it went completely unnoticed for 3 months and how awkwardly he stumbles through it.


Starts around 9:15

This was discovered because Scoop (who just battled DNA) posted that Tez used Big T's In Living Colour scheme in a battle that happened over the weekend so @youdontwannabethatguy decided to see if there were others and this was the first battle he tried lol.

Aside from taking whole schemes he also used lines from Cassidy, Diz, King Los, Rhyme Asylum, Tsu Surf & Math. This kid is the goat.
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Old 06-20-2017, 10:34 AM   #2
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have we explored the possibility that Norbes has created time travel and URL has been biting KOTR? Seems feasible.
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Old 06-20-2017, 01:36 PM   #3
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You need to watch the opening credits of this video

KOTR changing the game again!

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Old 06-20-2017, 02:07 PM   #4
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I would so steal that too
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Old 06-20-2017, 02:12 PM   #5
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I would so steal that too
Listen to how badly he butchers it though lol
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Old 06-20-2017, 07:29 PM   #6
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How the fuck are you going to bite a bonnie godiva bar and follow it up with an entire verb scheme and deliver the whole thing in the voice you use to tell mumsy you broke her favorite lamp? What a fucking melt man. No dignity out here.
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Old 06-20-2017, 07:35 PM   #7
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Why would you bite memorable schemes and lines that nobody would ever forget? Easy way to get caught.
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Old 06-20-2017, 09:53 PM   #8
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bruh where do they find these kids
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i couldn't even listen to the whole bit. i usually can deal w/cringe but omg...
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Old 06-21-2017, 01:57 AM   #11
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wouldnt the crowd say something to this kid

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i watched all his battles on a sick day off work this guy steals so man classic bars shit was jokes to me loool
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There's a good lesson here. He somewhat managed to get through the bars that he wrote himself and then stumbled and choked over the stuff clearly not written by him. You don't have to write real life, but it helps!
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I don't think the crowd had any idea that he was biting. There are a lot of UK battle fans who don't watch URL at all and stick their noses up at it.
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I don't think the crowd had any idea that he was biting. There are a lot of UK battle fans who don't watch URL at all and stick their noses up at it.
Black people spitting aggressive gun bars is a no-no, but white people stumbling their way through gun bars is fine. UK is a weird and wonderful place!!!
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I don't think the crowd had any idea that he was biting. There are a lot of UK battle fans who don't watch URL at all and stick their noses up at it.
which url battle are u referring to
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you watching KOTR battles ????

I never even heard of this league
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I never even heard of this league
Every now and then, they have some entertaining battles even if it's for the wrong reasons.
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