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Old 08-14-2017, 01:32 AM   #1
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Bigg K... why bigg K? What's the matter with K? Is K special or something? Do you Eat Special K for breakfast? Why not Bigg B or Bigg A?

Charron You stealing rone's Name or something? Why not Chacaustic or Chapatstay?

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Old 08-14-2017, 01:34 AM   #2
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B magic more like B tragic, hahahaha
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Bigg K... why bigg K? What's the matter with K? Is K special or something? Do you Eat Special K for breakfast? Why not Bigg B or Bigg A?

Charron You stealing rone's Name or something? Why not Chacaustic or Chapatstay?

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how you gonna start this off with the worst roast ever lol
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Old 08-14-2017, 09:05 AM   #7
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is tay roc called that cause his name represents fossil fues....you get it cause he's gassed!!!

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Chapatistay is an Indian battle rapper, similarly B Magic is a grade awarded in Special Ed.
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The OP jokes were so bad that it was funny. I don't know if that was what you were going for but it made me laugh all the same.
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Bigg K... why bigg K? What's the matter with K? Is K special or something? Do you Eat Special K for breakfast? Why not Bigg B or Bigg A?

Charron You stealing rone's Name or something? Why not Chacaustic or Chapatstay?

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I think Charron wants to be the charred blackversion of Rone.

Not even a roast,thems facts!!
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I think Charron wants to be the charred blackversion of Rone.

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This thread has brought back a good memory for me.

When I was around 12 me and my mate were playing Counter Strike; this guy called Just blaze was fucking us up badly whilst calling us noobs/retarded (this guy was apparently an adult).
Anyway we started winding him up by saying different varieties of "JustBlaze more like Justphase!". He got really angry about it, screaming down his microphone and doing this weird fake crazy laugh when he killed us. It was pretty funny listening to him completely lose the plot at such a stupid joke.
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This thread has brought back a good memory for me.

When I was around 12 me and my mate were playing Counter Strike; this guy called Just blaze was fucking us up badly whilst calling us noobs/retarded (this guy was apparently an adult).
Anyway we started winding him up by saying different varieties of "JustBlaze more like Justphase!". He got really angry about it, screaming down his microphone and doing this weird fake crazy laugh when he killed us. It was pretty funny listening to him completely lose the plot at such a stupid joke.
yeah but then he became one of the most popular hip hop producers ever so he got the last laugh just blaaaaaaaaaaaaze
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yeah but then he became one of the most popular hip hop producers ever so he got the last laugh just blaaaaaaaaaaaaze
I'd like to think that he decided being a Counter Strike god wasn't worth being tormented by 12 year old kids and then turned to music.
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Worst to you because you dont get it ... ?
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Bigg K... why bigg K? What's the matter with K? Is K special or something? Do you Eat Special K for breakfast? Why not Bigg B or Bigg A?

Charron You stealing rone's Name or something? Why not Chacaustic or Chapatstay?

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So Charron is one of your favourite battlers ?
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is tay roc called that cause his name represents fossil fues....you get it cause he's gassed!!!

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The OP jokes were so bad that it was funny. I don't know if that was what you were going for but it made me laugh all the same.
Maybe they were bad to you because you didn't get them.
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Tink the Demon?... morelike STINK THE SEMEN!
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For my favourite battler, Mista Conspiracy: you're a nazi piece of shit who should never take part in the culture again, and who would be better off being put on an ice berg and left to float.
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tay roc? more like GAY roc. i mean, seriously, who does he think hes fooling with this whole gangster thing? if he fired a gun, he'd probably break his limp wrist from the kickback. this guy needs to eat a cheeseburger, hes so scrawny that i just laugh whenever he tries to act tough. like, hello buddy, you weigh about 120 pounds. this guy needs to stop writing "bars" and go to a gym to lift some of em. also, since when did kanye west contract the AIDS virus? oh wait, my bad, thats just gay roc again.
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bigg K.... well you did get one thing right, you are big. and so stupid that you dont even know how to spell it right, theres only one "g" in "big", genius. also, you expect us to believe you're from the streets? you look more like a guy who still lives in his mom's basement snacking on doritos and mountain dew all day, aka a complete loser. shave that ridiculous neckbeard before you try acting tough, and maybe drop a couple pounds too. but seriously, you're probably the least intimidating guy in battle rap. you look like the type of guy who masturbates to hentai and owns a body pillow, yuck. hey bigg k, ever heard of getting a job? your mother cant afford to feed your fat ass anymore, move out you bum. i suggest getting a job as a trucker, since you do look like a hillbilly redneck who fucks his cousins. what a chump this guy is.
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split oaks and shatter elms, mighty thor, viking lord at the helm sendin rivals toward the shadow realm, got the mack 10 strapped in like hoo bangin, it aint a blow torch when the tool flamin and i air a clip like a news segment, stock pumps; shoe slangin, slam 'em thru pavement, get drag-and kicked thru stages, i liu kang em, you getcha back broken, the jax omen, sub-zeroe'd, flash frozen, slashed open by 1 round, that's kung lao, i'm hat throwin, the last ronin im god's student im not human, walk through and slap rogan, fuckin haduken bas rutten, leave ya soaked in tears im the rapper that ya prone to fear morphin into scorpion throw a spear COME TOWARD ME!!! *conceited*.... thasss a NINJA WEAPON... it aint sleight of hand or misdirection im fist of legend rockin a tiger mask like king from tekken when im threatened... im disrespectin EVERYBODY CUZ IM CRAZY LIKE MR MIAGI CHOPPIN BRICKS IN 1/7THS

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