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Old 08-15-2017, 01:52 PM   #41
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yeah totally flew over my head.

would you mind explaining what breakfast is? never heard of it
You probably never Heard of Special K. They probably call Toronto the Dot Because that th size of people's brains Whatever. https://www.specialk.com/en_US/home.html
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Old 08-15-2017, 01:53 PM   #42
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@HARK is the roastmaster lol give em a break lol
Fuck yeah Thanks bro.
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Old 08-15-2017, 01:54 PM   #43
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how you gonna start this off with the worst roast ever lol
Let's see your roasts or Something
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Old 08-15-2017, 01:58 PM   #44
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Wow, much respect to the #Roastking
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Old 08-15-2017, 05:10 PM   #45
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You probably never Heard of Special K. They probably call Toronto the Dot Because that th size of people's brains Whatever. https://www.specialk.com/en_US/home.html
LOOL you didnt have to explain that. you think i didnt know what special k cereal was? are you that slow?

your "roast" was very un-original and very cringy but if thats what you were going for then you knocked it out the park.

shout out to your grade 4 level roasts tho... keep up the "good?" work.

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Old 08-15-2017, 05:26 PM   #46
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LOOL you didnt have to explain that. you think i didnt know what special k cereal was? are you that slow?

your "roast" was very un-original and very cringy but if thats what you were going for then you knocked it out the park.

shout out to your grade 4 level roasts tho... keep up the "good?" work.

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Old 08-15-2017, 05:28 PM   #47
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Thesaurus more like peesaurus, because you urinate on dinosaurs in museums in front of children - was that better?

also respect #Roastking

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Old 08-15-2017, 05:42 PM   #48
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LOOL you didnt have to explain that. you think i didnt know what special k cereal was? are you that slow?

your "roast" was very un-original and very cringy but if thats what you were going for then you knocked it out the park.

shout out to your grade 4 level roasts tho... keep up the "good?" work.

i know we're supposed to be roasting battlers in here, but jeez, this guy seems like a total dummy. this is that one kid in your class who ate crayons and held his pencil with his whole fist. if the teacher asked him what 2 plus 2 equals, he'd say "um, i dont know teach, can i just go back to drooling on myself?" what a moron.
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Old 08-15-2017, 06:41 PM   #49
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that seems like a very sophisticated reply from a guy who drools on himself and eats crayons.
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Old 08-16-2017, 02:30 PM   #50
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@HARK why'd you leave the S from your name if you wanna be a shark? Why not the K like Special K? And why do you wanna be a shark so bad? Do you want two dicks because yours is only half sized!?
@RichPiano is probably more like a broke piano!!

Sorry if I'm doing this wrong guys but the bar is already quite high, the concept is very complex and my brain is the size of dot.
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Old 08-16-2017, 03:15 PM   #51
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@HARK why'd you leave the S from your name if you wanna be a shark? Why not the K like Special K? And why do you wanna be a shark so bad? Do you want two dicks because yours is only half sized!?
@RichPiano is probably more like a broke piano!!

Sorry if I'm doing this wrong guys but the bar is already quite high, the concept is very complex and my brain is the size of dot.
Jr77.... Isn't Jim Ross 77 Year old too? How's Jerry Lawler doing? How it feel when Stone Cold Stunnered you? What's the matter, you're Not in WWE anymore, does Vince McMan not like you or Something? Lol

No you're Roasting good, Nice one.

I don't want to be a Shark. My name is HARK (acronym) but since it sounds like Shark I thought I should make my picture it.
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Old 08-16-2017, 08:05 PM   #52
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Jr77.... Isn't Jim Ross 77 Year old too? How's Jerry Lawler doing? How it feel when Stone Cold Stunnered you? What's the matter, you're Not in WWE anymore, does Vince McMan not like you or Something? Lol

No you're Roasting good, Nice one.

I don't want to be a Shark. My name is HARK (acronym) but since it sounds like Shark I thought I should make my picture it.
JR is on a 2 year 'sporadic appearance' contract with WWE, mainly calling big matches in PPVs or the entirety of one offs like the Mae Young classic, also working NJPW with Josh Barnett

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