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Old 09-06-2013, 03:56 AM   #1
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MILLION VIWES IN 2 MONTHS: SMACK/URL PRESENTS : Hollow Da Don Vs Tsu Surf

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Old 09-06-2013, 04:04 AM   #2
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Can't believe people think Da Gawd Tsu Surf lost to Swallow Da Dong, etc etc
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Old 09-06-2013, 04:08 AM   #3
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Old 09-06-2013, 04:08 AM   #4
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watched this again lastnight.. one of the worst performances either have had but Hollow got that. Surf said a whole lot of nothin and taking a shot at tall t is some faggot shit.
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Old 09-06-2013, 04:52 AM   #7
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can't believe people think surf doesn't have the worst set ups in the history of battle rap...
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Old 09-06-2013, 04:55 AM   #8
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Old 09-06-2013, 05:04 AM   #9
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Hollow got it, really the only battle from NOME 3 where I'd want to watch all 3 rounds from both battlers. Battle rounds are getting too fucking long, especially URL battles it feels like. There arent too many dudes, even at the top levels, who can hold my continuous attention for how long these rounds are.
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Old 09-06-2013, 05:09 AM   #10
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can't believe people think surf doesn't have the worst set ups in the history of battle rap...



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Old 09-06-2013, 05:31 AM   #11
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can't believe people think surf doesn't have the worst set ups in the history of battle rap...
just spitting out whatever dizaster says now arent we?

compared to your set ups? if i didnt fast forward thru all your parts i'd list some

also tsu did his thing but hollow won 3-0

want me to say it again tsu?
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Old 09-06-2013, 08:49 AM   #13
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how much does 1 mil views pay out in 2 months? honestly would like to know if smacc can put together money for these 40k battlers etc
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you arent allowed to speak on what you make off views..

mostly its like a dollar every 500 though
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I thought it was a dollar every 100 views. Penny Per view. Thought I heard that somewhere. I'm prolly completely wrong though
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I thought it was a dollar every 100 views. Penny Per view. Thought I heard that somewhere. I'm prolly completely wrong though
In general you are pretty close but some channels have different agreements. I think your estimate is a good assumption for URL . Roughly $1000 for 1m views
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Surf 2-1 Convincingly. @smacking bunz where u at?
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can't believe people think surf doesn't have the worst set ups in the history of battle rap...
would say its you, but i honestly haven't seen any of your battles

the one i was gonna watch, i stopped while the advertisements were going.
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On behalf of real niggaz everywhere I'd like to thank everyone who witnessed Da Gawd Tsu Surf OZ-shower-room sodomize that wack ass, strung out, sucks-dick-for-shot-glasses-of-lean ass, peacock being raped voice having ass, nonsensical bar spitting, god awful excuse for a battler Swallow Da Dong.

Not only did Da Gawd Tsu Surf piece together a GOAT level performance featuring three of the deadliest rounds you'll ever see, he single handily saved NOME3 from being a complete flop with his performance. More importantly, he ended the most annoying bandwagon of all time aka The Swallow Da Don Is Top Tier Even Though He's Never Won A Battle Or Spit A Cold Bar bandwagon.

No more will we have to listen to backpacking wiggaz and GT 2.0 aka KOTD groupies slobbering all over Swallow's cock and excusing the god awful, nonsensical fuckery that comes out of his mouth.

Let's take a moment to relive a performance so powerful it not only saved the URL's biggest event of the year (despite Swallow shitting the bed) and ended the Swallow hype, it bodied URL's flagship event SM3 by showing Lux and everyone else that Swallow ain't on Lux's level, thus causing Lux to increase his price astronomically now that he wasn't motivated to battle an opponent of his caliber (dead @ anyone ever thinking that).

Edit: tl;dr

Edit 2: Hey, Swallow fans........
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Round 1:

Greatest Round 1 OAT.

That ARMY freestyle shit on anything Swallow has ever spit and damn near ended the battle right there.

What followed was an onslaught of the most vicious punchlines ever spit. By the time the Cap Room line came out Swallow's soul was flying and his cocksucking fanboys were curled up on the floor in puddles of lean hugging their semen covered Swallow voodoo dolls bawling their eyes out as their baby daddy was sodomized b4 their eyes.
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Round 2:

Jesus Christ.

Easily a top 5 2nd rd of all-time.

Some of the sickest material ever tbh.

Beating was so brutal Palestine and Israel called a truce and held a moment of silence in memory of Swallow's career, cuz by then his soul had been shot out the sky on some Verb shit and was being sodomized on stage.

You can look into Swallow's eyes and see his life force being crushed. At this point his mother was probably bawling her eyes out after getting a horrible feeling in the pit of her belly that told her that her son was dead.
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Round 3:

This was Surf dragging Swallow blood & semen covered, completely destroyed and ass raped soul to the depths of Hell.

Surf's 3rd rd Full House rebuttal made the foundations of the pyramids in Egypt shake from how hard it hit.

Surf must be fucking some high level bitch in the NY court system, cuz this homicide was more vicious than anything you've seen in a Saw flick.

My gawd this was a vicious beatdown.

On behalf of real niggaz eveywhere, we salute Da Gawd Tsu Surf.
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In general you are pretty close but some channels have different agreements. I think your estimate is a good assumption for URL . Roughly $1000 for 1m views
If his estimate is good then your maths is off. That would equal 10k.
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