Battle KOTD - Joey Gambello vs Brixx Belvy | #TW2

**iamHBY** · 06-11-2018, 03:17 PM

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**irvsykeg** · 06-11-2018, 07:01 PM

this joey dude is everything i hate in battles now combined into one guy

**Seanzo** · 06-11-2018, 07:14 PM

Joey's definitely decent, but I think Brixx got this. While Fresco rapping about watches, cars, guns, and dope is entertaining, I'm finding that a lot of the other members of the crew doing it without the same quality of performance is making it all come across a little dull. Good punches, but I'm drowning it out when I have seen so many similar performances.

Joey manages to switch it up and I think he'll be good. Guy seems to have some personality; he just needs to find a bit more variety in his material, let his punches breathe more, and work on the performance.

**Cuntoffs are Jumps** · 06-11-2018, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by irvsykeg

this joey dude is everything i hate in battles now combined into one guy

so many girls muellin' Charlamagne gave me donkey of the day,

c'mon he ain't so bad, (awaits detailed description of why he is

er watching more of this, there's a slight (sizeable, enormous) believability issue, if you're gonna go monster gangster don't reference scribble please.

**Cuntoffs are Jumps** · 06-11-2018, 07:48 PM

was his photosynthesis bar before or after Twork's? + did it make sense? he sent a picture of Brixx's sister sucking (one assumes) his dick to worldstar, so how was that the photo-sent-to-sis(???)

he didn't send it to her?

**iamHBY** · 06-11-2018, 07:49 PM

"As soon as we get a cent/scent, I'm the first one to grab the nose like 'Who smelt it, dealt it" is a pretty fire bar.

**irvsykeg** · 06-11-2018, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by iamHBY

"As soon as we get a cent/scent, I'm the first one to grab the nose like 'Who smelt it, dealt it" is a pretty fire bar.

no, no it isn't

**azhotazice** · 06-11-2018, 08:26 PM

I’m only doing scratch and sniff cards cuz it takes coins to make sense is also dope.

**timesup** · 06-11-2018, 08:29 PM

if i had a dollar for every time a white battle rapper referred to their their friends as 'connects' i could book joey gambello vs mook

**irvsykeg** · 06-11-2018, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Cuntoffs are Jumps

so many girls muellin' Charlamagne gave me donkey of the day,

c'mon he ain't so bad, (awaits detailed description of why he is

er watching more of this, there's a slight (sizeable, enormous) believability issue, if you're gonna go monster gangster don't reference scribble please.

ultra basic and boring lines, same exact rapping style as 40 other dudes while quickly rapping super simple lines, saying shit that either makes no sense or is like a half-tendre that doesn't even diss opponent

don't care if u like him aint gonna convince u otherwise, just not for me altho this is why i dont watch battles and rarely comment anymore, no loss for yall

**irvsykeg** · 06-11-2018, 08:37 PM

rush a super basic line with 3-4 related keywords stuffed in, looking around all fidgety while auctioneering off the next super basic bar to finish the scheme, then immediately project into the next and stop for a second while crowd reacts = standard style everybody using

can't knock it since ppl like it, so whatever, but to me it's literally just acting on crowds muscle memory to hear a few related words and go MMMM OOOOH without them even thinking about it, shit goes by too fast for them to let it sink in

last connect set the whip on fire, my spark plugs OOOOOOOH!!!!!

its like oh man, whip on fire, spark plugs, ok those sound neat cuz a spark and a plug and a whip on fire OOOOHHH

but like what, wtf that even mean? unless setting the whip on fire is new slang involving the whole re-upping scheme, then its just stupid shit that sounds related but makes no sense

last shit i seen from him he was like "shitty weed mixed wit lil xan, thats a dirt nap" which is retarded and makes no sense, didn't even say he'll take a dirt nap, just saying THATS A DIRT NAP

what quasimoto rings and a derriere, that's bell bottoms

chanclas mixed with jamal barrow, that's a shoeshine

audience combined wit a big wave, that's a crowd surf

shits just hella basic crap that ppl go WHOOO over cuz its rushed thru all fast like everyone else does and it doesn't even diss anything or anybody, its just like "hey if you don't actually think about it, these things have synomyms that sound like another totally unrelated thing"

**irvsykeg** · 06-11-2018, 08:39 PM

plus listening to some 5ft twat tell me he's gonna shoot me before his meeting with cartels is not my cup of tea but whateva

**iamHBY** · 06-11-2018, 08:52 PM

Joey Gambello’s delivery does seem super rushed for no reason.

**youdontwannabethatguy** · 06-11-2018, 11:13 PM

joeys one of these say anything to make a bar kind of connect kinda guys i mean everyone does it from time to time but he does it literally every bar

**iamHBY** · 06-12-2018, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by youdontwannabethatguy

joeys one of these say anything to make a bar kind of connect kinda guys i mean everyone does it from time to time but he does it literally every bar

Like if Jerry Wess did a lot of cocaine during the writing process and actual performance for a battle?

**irvsykeg** · 06-12-2018, 04:18 AM

pitch bricks in the street like craig fightin debo

duckin undercovers like the boogie monster comin

runnin thru bricks like ima catch the train to hogwarts

im only fuckin wit bosses like shadow of the colossus

theres some hot drug dealer mobster punches for ya. this joey gambino dude is on a super remedial punchline shit but crowds are morons so him rushing thru some filler bullshit live goes over well

it aint tough to ramble thru "my only outlet messin wit drugs! no electrics but i connect wit the plug!" bullshit

**PJ Sumroc** · 06-12-2018, 04:52 AM

Joey gambello makes me turn off battles

**RickyProehl** · 06-12-2018, 05:05 AM

Joey gamboni is fucking brutal makes me never want to watch a battle again

Started watching battle rap in 02 and this may be it for me.

Poor brixx a SONS guy with an original style has to even be subjected to this clownshoe smh

**iamHBY** · 06-12-2018, 06:29 AM

But yeah, I had Brixx clearly winning, and Joey reminded me of why I stay away from people who do cocaine like it’s a routine thing.

**rogermellie** · 06-12-2018, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by irvsykeg

runnin thru bricks like ima catch the train to hogwarts

@riffic

**RickyProehl** · 06-12-2018, 02:15 PM

That ladder slide librarian bar is unreal

**irvsykeg** · 06-12-2018, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by rogermellie

@riffic

?????

**irvsykeg** · 06-12-2018, 04:02 PM

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Coke head with no bread; when y'all need somethin’ quick make sure to mention my name
It’s the Hogwarts platform – while you’re runnin’ through bricks she’s been catchin’ the train

oh, he had a terrible punch involving that, word

anyway, joey gambino is terrible just like all of battle rap for the past while4

90% of punches make no sense now and are just filler words looosely related to the topic, whateva

**Tom HAAANHKS** · 06-12-2018, 04:10 PM

Brixx 3-0 as per usual