Don't Flop make a WTF return to battle rap

**Emancee** · 06-17-2018, 05:30 AM

Genuinely not a joke. Eurgh takes one more step towards becoming Mad Illz by announcing a pro-wrestling mixed with battle rap event:

https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/dont-...785547?aff=es2

Hilariously Jonny Storm was announced for the event, but it turns out it is a wrestler.

Also love the disclaimer at the bottom:

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Those attending should expect raps scattered with foul language and bouts packed with dangerous stunts - for your own safety, do not try either at home!

**Spacelab** · 06-17-2018, 06:04 AM

Holy shit SENSA is coming back

**Emancee** · 06-17-2018, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Spacelab

Holy shit SENSA is coming back

He just had a battle with Shox too, so seems so.

**youdontwannabethatguy** · 06-17-2018, 08:51 AM

dont flop is dead

**cripplesunday1** · 06-17-2018, 09:20 AM

*inserts clip of thesaurus calling Billy boondocks a certified clown*

**JR77** · 06-17-2018, 10:05 AM

Would be a lot more fun if the wrestlers were rapping and the rappers wrestling

**Emancee** · 06-17-2018, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by JR77

Would be a lot more fun if the wrestlers were rapping and the rappers wrestling

I sometimes wonder if that is what Pedro thinks everytime he does the shirt rip

**erfworm** · 06-17-2018, 12:06 PM

UK battle rap seems to have gone full 2009 with terrible edgy Sensa battles, a KOTD crossover, burgeoning Shooty Hoorah league. But it may have now peaked with this.

I think I am starting to understand what all those people meant when they said 'If it aint URL it dont count!'

**TheGodOfPez** · 06-17-2018, 03:00 PM

Would be surprised if 100 Bulletz doesn't get a spot on this card.

**illipsis** · 06-17-2018, 03:29 PM

Wweafd

**Cuntoffs are Jumps** · 06-17-2018, 06:47 PM

When I lift the strap it’s no tag title

**Stolos** · 06-17-2018, 07:26 PM

Isn't wrestling still super popular in the UK? Eurgh is the Vince McMahon of this shit.

**Cuntoffs are Jumps** · 06-17-2018, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Stolos

Isn't wrestling still super popular in the UK? Eurgh is the Vince McMahon of this shit.

Yeah ITV (20 years ago on of four main channel) are about to run a wrestling series, WWE are about to run their second U.K. championship tournament (Bruiserweight! etc.) + lots of strong indie promotions, Progress, ICW

**Cuntoffs are Jumps** · 06-17-2018, 08:16 PM

Eurgh is Vince Russo, nope Eric Bischoff

**Cuntoffs are Jumps** · 06-17-2018, 08:25 PM

Also (Shuffle T voice) when they say I got heat they’re not saying I’m an unpopular wrestler...

**vokab206** · 06-17-2018, 08:31 PM

this idea needs a heel and a face for it to hit it off.

**jaykramer11** · 06-17-2018, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Cuntoffs are Jumps

When I lift the strap it’s no tag title

Keep the strap at my waist like Diesel.

**Cuntoffs are Jumps** · 06-17-2018, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by jaykramer11

Keep the strap at my waist like Diesel.

He may look diesel but he’s no Nash
70lbs and a kiddy fiddler moustache

**grandgroove** · 06-18-2018, 10:52 AM

The crowd throwing trash at you tonight, you're a Stan.

Hogan/Nash, one poke of my finger drop you right where you stand.

"Either everything is working, or you're working for everything." -Edo G (from 'Sayin' Something')

**Emancee** · 06-18-2018, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by vokab206

this idea needs a heel and a face for it to hit it off.

With Sensa there, they definitely have their heel...

**Cuntoffs are Jumps** · 06-18-2018, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by grandgroove

The crowd throwing trash at you tonight, you're a Stan.

Hogan/Nash, one poke of my finger drop you right where you stand.

"Either everything is working, or you're working for everything." -Edo G (from 'Sayin' Something')

Talk that wrestling nerd shit!

You just a new Jack on a train but I’ll cause a mass transit incident, I’m insane

**Prelec** · 06-18-2018, 02:52 PM

yo what the fuck they got another event planned with dna vs quill als a world titel match
https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/dont-...f=erelpanelorg also eurgh and mickey battling

**Emancee** · 06-18-2018, 03:06 PM

I almost thought this was a wind-up. Mickey Worthless back on DF? Eurgh battling J. Short? DNA in a title match?!? Rapthor?

Weird times we live in.

**iamHBY** · 06-18-2018, 03:40 PM

Respek BA vs. Bonnie Godiva sounds so one-sided.

**PJ Sumroc** · 06-18-2018, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by iamHBY

Respek BA vs. Bonnie Godiva sounds so one-sided.

it makes no sense

**grandgroove** · 06-18-2018, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Cuntoffs are Jumps

Talk that wrestling nerd shit!

You just a new Jack on a train but I’ll cause a mass transit incident, I’m insane

Nice reference!

War threats are gonna have me shootin with the ratchet.

Like Cornette sneak attacks, what’s causing all this racket?

**Feral Linguist** · 06-18-2018, 09:36 PM

forgot DF existed fr

**TheGodOfPez** · 06-18-2018, 10:30 PM

You fat fuck - you're a hamburger, taco, pizza and nacho man
Need to get your fat ass to a slim gym.. Macho Man

RIP Macho Man AND Elizabeth. I miss good old pro wrestling entertainment from my youth.

**Emancee** · 06-18-2018, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by iamHBY

Respek BA vs. Bonnie Godiva sounds so one-sided.

yeah, an utter slaughter. Only a shame I have to put myself through another Bonnie battle. Her one against Rich was really not good.

**Water Mage** · 06-19-2018, 04:06 PM

At first it seems bizarre.. But honestly this makes sense in the UK

I mean, the culture over there is just different... The crowds are boisterous brits who just wanna have a good belly laugh while they down some pints.. the styles of battlers have evolved to cater to such brits and its a nice symbiosis

I mean.. What is more bizarre? The fact that this is gonna happen in the UK and the crowds are gonna have a blast -- good times had by all --- Or the fact that KOTD holds events in Toronto where the crowd is so fucking dead tense that is awkward and depressing to watch???

**Water Mage** · 06-19-2018, 04:23 PM

Now that I got the image of Jonny Storm (GT) wrestling in my head.. I just can't stop thinking about Jonny Storm clothes lining Absyrd or something lol

**Cuntoffs are Jumps** · 06-19-2018, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by grandgroove

Nice reference!

War threats are gonna have me shootin with the ratchet.

Like Cornette sneak attacks, what’s causing all this racket?

talk dat mid-south shit.

**grandgroove** · 06-19-2018, 05:32 PM

You got a "pause" type of swag. Your skills are wack. You don't matter, son.

On some pedo shit, roiling like you think you Pat Patterson.

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Originally Posted by Cuntoffs are Jumps

talk dat mid-south shit.

"Either everything is working, or you're working for everything." -Edo G (from 'Sayin' Something')

**Smokey-Clovn** · 06-19-2018, 06:49 PM

bars about wrestlers and now this.... Evolution

**Cuntoffs are Jumps** · 06-19-2018, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by grandgroove

You got a "pause" type of swag. Your skills are wack. You don't matter, son.

On some pedo shit, roiling like you think you Pat Patterson.

"Either everything is working, or you're working for everything." -Edo G (from 'Sayin' Something')

Me and my crew at the function, known to bring toys
Treat you worse than Pat did the ring boys (*pause b Swave voice*)

**grandgroove** · 06-22-2018, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Cuntoffs are Jumps

Me and my crew at the function, known to bring toys

Treat you worse than Pat did the ring boys (*pause b Swave voice*)

Don’t act too bold. Get this work, you gon’ bear it.
You act World Class, end up a Von Erich.