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Old 07-02-2013, 10:09 PM   #1
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*TRANSCRIBED* KOTD - Arcane vs Bender - Title match (Bender's Verses)



Round 1

Little man take lessons
this is the kind of performance that makes legends
so consider this a great blessing
youll have your name mentioned in the same sentence
so you battles got the replay value of a lottery ticket
but there's a couple moments that we got to revisit
One, you called The Saurus a statutory rapist
trying to win the crowd with some inflamitory statements
you were only mad he'd ever had a shorty naked
who didnt ask him for a payment up in cash before he laced it
this man is corny, tasteless, average, boring, basic
bland and formulaic, vastly short of greatness
stand before me shakin, shake the hand of you replacement
think you can ignore this blatant fact sadly you mistaken
Besides, we all seen you trying to mack on those teenagers
I bet you got a ripe young Catholic schoolgirl for a screensaver
picure him at the bus stop waiting for 'em after classes
he plays it like a game of Blackjack... over 17, he passes
Yo, yall remember that Chilean mining accident months had transpiried
so they could lower down a rescue team hooked up to a bundle of wires
now you got jealous everytime they pulled up a survivor
cuz no one ever appluaded when you dug out a minor/miner
Now, i'm sorry to stoop to his level with all these pedofilia jokes
but we all saw that footage of you jerking a 17 year old
and you tried to fuck with Charron, why?
because of that dome line? its was nothing to go cry
about grumbbling the whole time, pick on someone your own size
at least someone your own age
im double your whole weight, but that's something you wont try
after that you knew you werent fuckin with Loe's rhymes
you went diggin dirt with hopes you'd discover a gold mine
desperate to go find just a couple of dope lines
but found nothing til this puppet said fuck it and told lies
but thats just what the desperate do, destine to
reveal themsevles as destitute
thats the second right there I lost all respect for you
not even on some battle shit, we all saw down to the depth of you
so when you try to jump in the cut and get no shine or no love
when we snub you in public youll know why bitch made
but he's like that with his boys, thats something we all know
if you think he skimping on grams the way Cane comes/cums in a small dose/Dose
and on behalf of battler rappers everywhere, fuck off with your cheap merch
no one wants to wear your busted three dollar T-shirt
mother fucker, I got nothing to lose
I will piss on your ride like Detroit Velvet Smooth



Round 2

Now basing on the tapes of your performances
and the way that you're distorting shit
im surprised you havent claimed i've jerked a horses dick
while raping 30 orphans in some crazy german porno flick
cuz I cant even keep track of all the lies youve fabricated
for a one dimensional rapper, that's one wild imagination
thats why no artists respects him, I'm Mozart resurrected
if you're in deep shit the Coast Gaurd would need sonar to detect him
tell mister to hop in a go-cart and go start up the engine
or end up in the O.R., picking bone shards out your tendons
cold hearted, i think like a loan shark thats collecting
you've got no bars for the most part and so far its pathetic
see I can apreciate when a rapper like you goes hard in a session, but nine times out of ten
thats just a hoe starved for attention like postpartum depression
now I think it might be a bad year for some of you divas
yall sent this Ikea cashier to fuck with the meanest
see me cut'em, deconstruct'em into hundreds of pieces
and put him in a box complete with instructions in Swedish
see he aint even good on the Ave where he lives
this little runt crack a smile see Cane get jacked for his shit
drum sampler style, they take the hats and the kicks
and if sons acting wild the chain gets snatched, just like this
sorry player, brought swords and sabers waging wars my nature
Ganik just threw a fish to a killer like a Orca trainer
if im short on paper swarm on Cane just to he's just a source of paper, youre a raver
you beating me is bout as likely as Spike Lee gettin that mule and forty acres
we could go another round, i'll give you extra time like poor behavior
the organ taker, co-ordinate your fate when I storm the gates you cant afford to wager
i'll lock jaws with a Florida gator who the fuck is you?
your whole crew funny style like George and Kramer
see im a cannibal rapper, northern Vordul Mega of course im greater
then this corny flake, got punchlines forming craters
youre in mortal danger, bow down, pray to your Lord and Savior
i aint even wasting Gloria Gainer, George LaMajor, Norman Bates or Norman Mailer
Maury Schafer, and the foreign Vega or the real Noriega swarmin at the horents lair
my name got more buzz then Cane, you must be buzzed on caine
to think you nice, you should have tucked that chain
someone explain to stupid you cant test a fuckin genius
with a mushroom cloud for a brain and a Tesla coil for a double helix
now he's paniced that I wrote this, bragadocious magnum opus
and youll notice that he's stoic as this moment fast approaches
but that's all an act, balderdash, he knows his chance is hopeless
that titles on as repsected as the mother fuckin man that holds it!
Straight bars, no bullshit!
Let's go!



Round 3

My best friend was Jordan Cutler and that shit is right
I'll give you his fuckin phone number he has never rapped in his life

Listen...
now i aint write no jokes about your sister or mother because thats sick
but i might just tell that true story bout you suckin your dads dick
now i am not 120 pounds, nor am i seventeen
with that in consideration, did you still wanna mess with me?
now choose your weaponry removing useless goofs like you's my specialty
im the type to ruin loops in studio booths extensively
you're the type to summgle in a couple Cuban refugees
and refuse to leave your room for several weeks
while you fuse yourself between them in a human-centipede
from deep space I paint scenes that replay visually
each page conjurs nightmare and dreamscape imagery
you named your CD 'Arcane', is this pea-brain kiddin me?
right theres a window into your creativity
I'm undefeated, I know a record aint worth shit
theres no excuse for your album that record that aint worth shit
twevle tracks about hustlin, you know what the science is
they just talk about salesman/sales man, I tell you no one is buying it
now you wanna play hardball with me
I study starkology, punk your Clark wallabys
go collabo with Vado still wont be large on the streets
you aint no hard rock O.G. you probably narc on your team
then when you start coppin plea's I hope they frame you for armed robbery
a narcotic siege and a car-bombing spree
then lock you in a cell with Mark 'Chopper' Read
and some Russian mafioso's with stars on their knees
and have the gaurds toss the keys
nah im just kiddin I wouldnt really wish prison on him
Im just shittin on him
just cause everytime he tries to play the bully my skin is crawling
cause he do fuck all against someone bigger
see knamelis and graverobber
Im a pitbull, by the end of this round you be tryin to put a chain on me
bitch rappers run for they lives when they see my approach
cause when it comes to these lines im in a league of my own
but my career just hit a cold snap I went from 24 to this absolute zero
and now some bums about to die after being exposed
you paid the judges off to beat that dude Corey, true story
i had your woman playing House like Hugh Laurie, true story
see that's what you do, spin some yarns pull the wool to mask the fact your too boring
but no ones buying that bullshit anymore, TRUE STORY!
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Old 07-02-2013, 10:15 PM   #2
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kid's writing blows me away. bender didn't lose 1% of this battle even with that minor but somewhat edited choke lol
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Old 07-02-2013, 10:20 PM   #3
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Fuuuuuuck Bender was good in this. Not even close.
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Old 07-02-2013, 11:12 PM   #4
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Round 2 might be my favorite round in KOTD history.
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Old 07-02-2013, 11:50 PM   #5
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someone explain to stupid you cant test a fuckin genius
with a mushroom cloud for a brain and a Tesla coil for a double helix
now he's paniced that I wrote this, bragadocious magnum opus
and youll notice that he's stoic as this moment fast approaches
but that's all an act, balderdash, he knows his chance is hopeless
that titles only as repsected as the mother fuckin man that holds it!


makes me wish Bender was on the wd4 card
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Old 07-03-2013, 12:32 AM   #6
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kid's writing blows me away. bender didn't lose 1% of this battle even with that minor but somewhat edited choke lol
What.
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Old 07-03-2013, 03:35 AM   #7
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makes me wish Bender was on the wd4 card
Bender doesn't get the recognition he deserves imo, his writing is fucking ridiculous that shit you quoted is a perfect example. He really needs bigger names.
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"he plays it like a game of Blackjack... over 17, he passes"

"boa constrictor / doberman pincher"

bender stay stealin lines from hollohan
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Old 07-03-2013, 04:03 AM   #9
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"he plays it like a game of Blackjack... over 17, he passes"

"boa constrictor / doberman pincher"

bender stay stealin lines from hollohan
as if that junkie is even in the same tier as bender.
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has bender ever successfully defended the kotd title???
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Bender doesn't get the recognition he deserves imo, his writing is fucking ridiculous that shit you quoted is a perfect example. He really needs bigger names.
I'm pretty sure bender is held in high regard by most kotd fans
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That version of "sorry player" is one of the best schemes that I can remember.
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I'm pretty sure bender is held in high regard by most kotd fans
This. And by most of the KOTD battlers as well.
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Round 2

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if im short on paper swarm on Cane he's just a source of paydirt, youre a raver
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Maury Schafer, and the Foreign Beggars or the real Noriega swarmin at the horents lair

Round 3

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and refuse to let them leave your room for several weeks
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see knamelis and graverobbery
Fixed a couple things, repped though.
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Old 09-23-2013, 06:40 PM   #18
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Fixed a couple things, repped though.
Yeah I did this over a year ago and there are still a few other fixes(besides the ones you've listed) that need to be corrected through-out. Thanks my G.
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