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06-08-2018, 06:44 PM
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Mr. Claypots 😎
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rank your top 5 one-sided battles of all time
discord vs rmbva, showtime vs karon, randallflagg vs malik, riffic vs malik, and either tiger locc vs astro or mulatto mutant vs dirty god. tough list
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06-08-2018, 07:00 PM
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Rex G Soldier
Sonny Bamboo Villun
Diz Gjonaj
Caustic Jefferson P
Iron Mic Assassin
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06-08-2018, 08:00 PM
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Seasoned Fan
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Swain Vs Syah boy is up there
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06-08-2018, 08:05 PM
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caustic vs q shinobi and daley
clips vs rex
verb vs shine
soul khan vs fox
soul vs raptor
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06-08-2018, 08:38 PM
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Bender vs Syd
Marlo vs Eek
Shuffle vs Anton Murphy
Bigg K vs Half Past 7
B Magic vs Jus Juice
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06-08-2018, 10:16 PM
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No Mook vs Iron? Guy got 5-0'd. The fuck?
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06-08-2018, 10:24 PM
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every Dirt battle minus v Bender, PH and JusDaze
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top 5 GOAT: B-Magic, Aye Verb, Dirt, Bender, Loaded Lux
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06-09-2018, 12:01 AM
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Does OP mean only battles with quality opponents? There are countless Dirt and JC battles where they beat up on some wack no-name, but few where they convincingly beat a big name.
If no names are allowed Saurus ending Spirited Sage's career literally is always a highlight.
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Autoloss list:
Saloon doors/ swinging, Michael Vick/ dogs, Charron gun bars, kids movie gun bars, Comparing a gun to a sports star with the same number, You get shot like INSERT PERSON WHO GOT SHOT, Comparing your gangsta to an animal (Wings/ falcon, long nose/ elephant etc), Whatcha know about..., Asians/ cooking cats, wearing bad clothes choices so you can rebuttal bars about it, Stone Cold/ cans...
Last edited by Emancee; 06-09-2018 at 12:06 AM.
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06-09-2018, 10:38 AM
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another notable jawn is Hollohan vs Lavish Language
he's just up there mumbling at a few points, true comedy
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top 5 GOAT: B-Magic, Aye Verb, Dirt, Bender, Loaded Lux
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06-09-2018, 01:01 PM
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Sonny bamboo vs villun
Hollohan vs lavish language
Caustic vs daley
Caustic vs q shinobi
Caustic vs jefferson price
K shine vs jc
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06-10-2018, 02:44 PM
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Illusion z vs cruger is a favorite. Something about illusion z that was just so easy to hate. Everything about him was just horrible.
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06-11-2018, 08:12 PM
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Brixx vs Surf - yo
'Fox said I was doing it for URL why why the fuck I still get that grindtime feel'
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06-17-2018, 01:53 AM
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Fuck + Caddy AB Hoggish
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06-18-2018, 04:57 AM
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RickyWatters
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Caustic has a bunch of these hate him or love him
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06-18-2018, 10:46 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by peace
discord vs rmbva, showtime vs karon, randallflagg vs malik, riffic vs malik, and either tiger locc vs astro or mulatto mutant vs dirty god. tough list
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Discord uber alles
"Either everything is working, or you're working for everything." -Edo G (from 'Sayin' Something')
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06-18-2018, 10:48 AM
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Glad to see mentions of Dirt in the thread. He is locked in to a "one trick pony" rhyme pattern oftentimes, but he utilizes it heavy.
"Either everything is working, or you're working for everything." -Edo G (from 'Sayin' Something')
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06-18-2018, 11:48 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by grandgroove
Glad to see mentions of Dirt in the thread. He is locked in to a "one trick pony" rhyme pattern oftentimes, but he utilizes it heavy.
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I would sooner scrub the floor clean than listen to a Dirt battle, but no denying he catches bodies with the lower/ mid tiers.
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Autoloss list:
Saloon doors/ swinging, Michael Vick/ dogs, Charron gun bars, kids movie gun bars, Comparing a gun to a sports star with the same number, You get shot like INSERT PERSON WHO GOT SHOT, Comparing your gangsta to an animal (Wings/ falcon, long nose/ elephant etc), Whatcha know about..., Asians/ cooking cats, wearing bad clothes choices so you can rebuttal bars about it, Stone Cold/ cans...
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06-18-2018, 08:58 PM
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swann vs breez
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I'm only fucking with bosses like Shadow of the Colossus
"Nigga, I'll untwist your corn rows with a crossbow and toss your lost soul to the crossroads." - Pumpkinhead (RIP)
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06-18-2018, 09:36 PM
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for sure everyone has their taste but I'm glad you recognize Dirt has some objective value, the way he tears people down is mind boggling
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top 5 GOAT: B-Magic, Aye Verb, Dirt, Bender, Loaded Lux
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06-18-2018, 11:25 PM
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dirt would've been 10x better if he'd shorten his schemes to 4 bars and take the 4 best. a process referred to within my brain as trimming the fat. i told him as much way back in the day: http://rapmusic.com/threads/the-forc...ost-1067863344
even if you're pretty good at rhyming shit, carrying the same scheme on forever would just make you sound like a pretty polished eleagle.
does he still battle?
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I'm only fucking with bosses like Shadow of the Colossus
"Nigga, I'll untwist your corn rows with a crossbow and toss your lost soul to the crossroads." - Pumpkinhead (RIP)
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06-19-2018, 06:02 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by irvsykeg
dirt would've been 10x better if he'd shorten his schemes to 4 bars and take the 4 best. a process referred to within my brain as trimming the fat. i told him as much way back in the day: http://rapmusic.com/threads/the-forc...ost-1067863344
even if you're pretty good at rhyming shit, carrying the same scheme on forever would just make you sound like a pretty polished eleagle.
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I heard he quit. Versetracker lists one battle in the last 5 years, (Sno in 2015).
Yeah, this is exactly what I think. I would rep if that actually meant anything any more! He's a highly polished Frankie Waaps and Jaze Juce (Yeah both of them, lol). For people who are a fan of that style, he is one of the best, but even stalwarts like Saurus, Illmac, Waaps and Juce have stopped using that style and experimented with other things. He has the talent to do well, but after the fifth 'look at this 20-bar scheme using the vowel sounds o and u' any desire to ever listen to another Dirt battle has gone out the window.
As you said, edit it down; mix in some other material; experiment with rhythm changes and different ways of writing and he would be an infinitely doper emcee.
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Saloon doors/ swinging, Michael Vick/ dogs, Charron gun bars, kids movie gun bars, Comparing a gun to a sports star with the same number, You get shot like INSERT PERSON WHO GOT SHOT, Comparing your gangsta to an animal (Wings/ falcon, long nose/ elephant etc), Whatcha know about..., Asians/ cooking cats, wearing bad clothes choices so you can rebuttal bars about it, Stone Cold/ cans...
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06-19-2018, 11:19 AM
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Surprised nobody mentioned Real Deal vs Sno. That 1 was cringey af. Poor Sno..
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06-19-2018, 04:27 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RickyProehl
Caustic has a bunch of these hate him or love him
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My favorite is Caustic vs Q Shinobi
LOL
Pretty sure Q Shinobi hasn't been seen in public since... The worst part was Q PAID Caustic to battle him, to boost his career.. Worst career move ever? LOL
I miss when battling had battles like that..
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06-21-2018, 03:57 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Water Mage
My favorite is Caustic vs Q Shinobi
LOL
Pretty sure Q Shinobi hasn't been seen in public since... The worst part was Q PAID Caustic to battle him, to boost his career.. Worst career move ever? LOL
I miss when battling had battles like that..
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I cant agree with everything you just said enough
Still one of my favorites ever that battle
D lor vs diaz too
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06-21-2018, 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Tecnik
No Mook vs Iron? Guy got 5-0'd. The fuck?
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That was a 'no sided' battle. Both trash.
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06-27-2018, 12:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Bwdawatt
That was a 'no sided' battle. Both trash.
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Hahahahahhaa. Fair enough.
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06-27-2018, 02:48 PM
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forgot about a couple classics
Soul Khan v Deacon Frost
Hollow v Big Terrance
that event was fiyaaaa
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top 5 GOAT: B-Magic, Aye Verb, Dirt, Bender, Loaded Lux
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06-27-2018, 05:46 PM
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Clips vs Rex
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07-17-2018, 07:13 AM
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/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿(⌐■.■)
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cassidy vs dizaster
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because I find it extremely fun to blow my load on her face and send her off to her man....crazy...maybe...but life is good!!!
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I had more in my arsonal I would have fucked you until daylyt!
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you are now getting pure facts delivered to your notifications on rmbva and if you dont like you can suck my fat dick
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07-17-2018, 07:16 AM
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Originally Posted by irvsykeg
dirt would've been 10x better if he'd shorten his schemes to 4 bars and take the 4 best. a process referred to within my brain as trimming the fat. i told him as much way back in the day: http://rapmusic.com/threads/the-forc...ost-1067863344
even if you're pretty good at rhyming shit, carrying the same scheme on forever would just make you sound like a pretty polished eleagle.
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pretty sure dirt went off the grid to bow hunt and lay low before the revolution 
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because I find it extremely fun to blow my load on her face and send her off to her man....crazy...maybe...but life is good!!!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Beaux Jangles
I had more in my arsonal I would have fucked you until daylyt!
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Originally Posted by justin0
you are now getting pure facts delivered to your notifications on rmbva and if you dont like you can suck my fat dick
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07-17-2018, 01:59 PM
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billy boondocks vs life
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07-17-2018, 03:40 PM
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Soul Khan vs fox
Shotty Horroh vs Math Hoffa
Aye Verb vs SB
Illmaculate vs DNA
John John vs Reed
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