Hitmans most slept on shit ever

**LukeWaltonisGoat** · 08-25-2015, 10:33 PM

Hitman' scheme vs surf in the 3rd is really one of the most creative slept on schemes I've heard from him... Am I the only who really thinks the celtics shit was fire? I thinks surfs 3rd ended up overshadowing it..

"New Jersey was like the celtics at one point in time yall had the big 4
Kg, Paul pierce, Ray Allen, and rondo
But yall all split up and started fallin off it was only a matter of time tho
I see yall lookin like well whose who Ars he was once mvp so hes kg that's just right off the hunch, O red Ray Allen cause he might be the deadliest shooter out of the bunch....
Us vs them it ain't hard to figure out who the ops against ars I got rid of that "big ticket" like I new the cop, then they started to look at St.Louis and believe us O red I called him Ray Allen cause I sent that nigga to Jesus"

Shit was fire

**SonnyDaze** · 08-25-2015, 10:37 PM

Classic battle on both sides. Will likely hit 3 million views before its one year mark.

URL!

**mdk** · 08-25-2015, 10:38 PM

Paul Purse

**Sky2real** · 08-25-2015, 10:45 PM

Wasn't too special. Also, the fact that Hitman and surf collaborated on the battle takes away from it a bit as well.

**Schwarzer_Negger** · 08-25-2015, 11:38 PM

I thought Surfs 1st was the round of the battle. It had less stand out moments than Hitmans 1st or Surfs 3rd, but it was great the whole way through and really set the tone. Definitely top three battles the past 2 years or so.

**sikwidit** · 08-25-2015, 11:59 PM

Wait... why is that scheme good?? It's written half retarded. "thats just right off the hunch" who the fuck talks like that?

**brodeezy** · 08-26-2015, 12:07 AM

weird that @sikwidit and @Sky2real are in another thread trying to discredit a battle with two black dudes in it!!

battle was dope. hitmans 3rd was pretty solid - obviously not as good as his first but he was entertaining as fuck (surf killed it too) in a battle that was definitely one of the best battles in the past while.

**sikwidit** · 08-26-2015, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by brodeezy

weird that @sikwidit and @Sky2real are in another thread trying to discredit a battle with two black dudes in it!!

battle was dope. hitmans 3rd was pretty solid - obviously not as good as his first but he was entertaining as fuck (surf killed it too) in a battle that was definitely one of the best battles in the past while.

Where did I discredit the battle as a whole? As far as the scheme posted? Yeah considering the thread title is "Hitmans most slept on shit ever" Chances are people slept through that scheme because it just wasn't very good. Hitman has had way nicer shit than that.

You still cool though deezy

**brodeezy** · 08-26-2015, 12:19 AM

why is saying "that's just right off the hunch" somethin youd be mad about tho?

like.. that's pretty a pretty normal thing to say imo. the scheme was entertaining af and it didnt get much reaction.

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@sikwidit

**sikwidit** · 08-26-2015, 12:28 AM

Trust me playa I'd never be mad at anything a battler says in a battle. Unimpressed though? Of course. Imo that scheme was written sloppily and could've been a lot cleaner.

@brodeezy overall the scheme is decent. But in regards to the thread title? I have to say no, far from it.

**Sky2real** · 08-26-2015, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by brodeezy

weird that @sikwidit and @Sky2real are in another thread trying to discredit a battle with two black dudes in it!!

battle was dope. hitmans 3rd was pretty solid - obviously not as good as his first but he was entertaining as fuck (surf killed it too) in a battle that was definitely one of the best battles in the past while.

Umm....I'm black you weirdo

And of course most of the time I'm critiquing a battler he's going to be black...because 90% of the battles I watch involve 2 black battlers

I don't really watch too much of that weird rone, sketch menace, bender shit you like

**LukeWaltonisGoat** · 08-26-2015, 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by brodeezy

why is saying "that's just right off the hunch" somethin youd be mad about tho?

like.. that's pretty a pretty normal thing to say imo. the scheme was entertaining af and it didnt get much reaction.

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@sikwidit

I take it yall don't watch basketball and I didnt feel like posting the whole thing but he ran through all of the Celtics then ran through all of their nick names I just thought it was creative when you watch the whole thing it's delivered a lot better too

**uuuununnn** · 08-26-2015, 01:56 AM

definitely fire

ONE THING i ALWAYS think about hitman is ...... his shit is always WAYYY tougher when u look at it on paper ..... the way he raps just hurts his writing honestl y.... ppl claim his delivery and presentation is so hype and dope but to me it sounds like shit

but when i look at the raps written down i see where hes coming from

side note unrelated but also the remixing shit hurts him

**brodeezy** · 08-26-2015, 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Sky2real

Umm....I'm black you weirdo

And of course most of the time I'm critiquing a battler he's going to be black...because 90% of the battles I watch involve 2 black battlers

I don't really watch too much of that weird rone, sketch menace, bender shit you like

ur as black as luke tbh

**brodeezy** · 08-26-2015, 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by LukeWaltonisGoat

I take it yall don't watch basketball and I didnt feel like posting the whole thing but he ran through all of the Celtics then ran through all of their nick names I just thought it was creative when you watch the whole thing it's delivered a lot better too

nah i got it and thought it was dope im with u on this one

**Toronto** · 08-26-2015, 02:34 AM

U-DON-IS-HASLEM is better tbh

**Ben Stacken** · 08-26-2015, 02:46 AM

Yea that scheme was good but I don't necessarily think it was slept on, like you said in the original post Surfs third simply outshined Hitmans, especially to a url crowd. Aside from that scheme this whole battle was fire. I'm bias because I like surf a lot more than Hitman in general, both of them came with fire but Surf absolute took this one.

**LukeWaltonisGoat** · 08-26-2015, 04:09 AM

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Originally Posted by brodeezy

nah i got it and thought it was dope im with u on this one

Facts! My bad I quoted the wrong person on that

**youdontwannabethatguy** · 08-26-2015, 04:31 AM

The having to use the "Im black" defence is getting ridiculous on this forum why should my opinion on the URL be any more credible because your black?

**Trill Murray** · 08-26-2015, 05:21 AM

his most slept on material was his performance against math imo

**Wolfpac187** · 08-26-2015, 10:36 AM

Hitman's pengame doesn't get enough credit tbh

**LukeWaltonisGoat** · 08-26-2015, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Trill Murray

his most slept on material was his performance against math imo

That's real shit he really has 2 crazy performance that never were officially released that math battle and the o red battle were classic shit from hitman if they would have been officially released with good footage and quality I think it would have boosted hitmans resume a lil bit not that its not aleady crazy but could look a lil better

**VAallDAY** · 08-26-2015, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Trill Murray

his most slept on material was his performance against math imo

that whole battle slept on

on URL shit woulda been an unforgettable classic

Chromium · 08-27-2015, 01:28 AM

LMAO this shit matters if you live in inner city Jersey, Boston or NYC and have an IQ below 110.
It's really interested to see people defending their complete inability to get past high school

**Throwback Mike** · 08-27-2015, 03:09 AM

That's pretty terrible.

"Got rid of that Big Ticket like I knew the cop"???

O-Red's Ray Allen because Hitman sent him to Jesus? Ray Allen didn't get sent to Jesus, he played Jesus (Shuttlesworth) in a movie...

How are those even similar concepts?

That was a really good battle, but I wouldn't ever highlight this scheme as an example of good material.

**track 1** · 08-27-2015, 04:23 AM

hitman most slept on battle is vs cortez

**LukeWaltonisGoat** · 08-27-2015, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Throwback Mike

That's pretty terrible.

"Got rid of that Big Ticket like I knew the cop"???

O-Red's Ray Allen because Hitman sent him to Jesus? Ray Allen didn't get sent to Jesus, he played Jesus (Shuttlesworth) in a movie...

How are those even similar concepts?

That was a really good battle, but I wouldn't ever highlight this scheme as an example of good material.

Kevin Garnett's nick name is "The Big Ticket" and that Jesus Shuttlesworth line makes total sense

Chromium · 08-27-2015, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by LukeWaltonisGoat

Kevin Garnett's nick name is "The Big Ticket" and that Jesus Shuttlesworth line makes total sense

It doesnt.

**Throwback Mike** · 08-27-2015, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by LukeWaltonisGoat

Kevin Garnett's nick name is "The Big Ticket" and that Jesus Shuttlesworth line makes total sense

Yeah...

I know...

I just don't like the line. He's comparing Arsonal to someone else and then doing a bad name flip on the nickname of the guy he's comparing him too. That's like if he drew some connection between Ars and Mark McGwire just so he could say "get rid of this Big Mac like I ate a burger." You've gotta do better than that...

**LukeWaltonisGoat** · 08-27-2015, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Throwback Mike

Yeah...

I know...

I just don't like the line. He's comparing Arsonal to someone else and then doing a bad name flip on the nickname of the guy he's comparing him too. That's like if he drew some connection between Ars and Mark McGwire just so he could say "get rid of this Big Mac like I ate a burger." You've gotta do better than that...

Then go listen to bender

**LukeWaltonisGoat** · 08-27-2015, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Chromium

It doesnt.

You can call it a reach I guess if you want but it does make sense

**Throwback Mike** · 08-27-2015, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by LukeWaltonisGoat

Then go listen to bender

Chromium · 08-27-2015, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by LukeWaltonisGoat

You can call it a reach I guess if you want but it does make sense

It doesn't.

**brodeezy** · 08-28-2015, 12:24 AM

it does and people are fucking idiots
@LukeWaltonisGoat on point af!!!!

**riffic** · 08-28-2015, 12:31 AM

I loved the punchline but the set-up to it was sloppy af. the Big Ticket line was garbo and he should've tied in Pierce/Suge

**Ampersand** · 08-28-2015, 12:38 AM

This goes to show how far presence and delivery can get you . Don't get me wrong I like Hitman . I think he is a great entertainer and his polished material is great. I just feel like he gets away with a lot of stuff others couldn't. Like if Rum Nitty spit that exact scheme word for word he would get crucified on here for stretching the scheme and sloppy set ups .

**brodeezy** · 08-28-2015, 12:42 AM

people forget that actually performing is huge. anyone can write a round of of multis or whatever the fuck if he has enough time. doesnt matter if he cant deliver it properly, which is why so many of these "dope writers" arent gonna be anything special. it's more difficult to write and deliver a hard hitting punchline than it is to convince a crowd that your 36 multis-in-a-row scheme was dope. half the time ppl dont even know what they're hearing when they react to a multi some of these dudes are spitting.

he doesn't necessarily need to "get away" with anything because everyone knows where his strong points are - he plays into them. he doesn't need to do other peoples' styles because he's perfected his own.

**Hitchslap** · 09-01-2015, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Chromium

LMAO this shit matters if you live in inner city Jersey, Boston or NYC and have an IQ below 110.
It's really interested to see people defending their complete inability to get past high school

This guy always taking L's.

I agree with OP. Hitman>>>>>

Chromium · 09-01-2015, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Hitchslap

This guy always taking L's.

I agree with OP. Hitman>>>>>

Thanks for going back to find a post i made a week ago to give me some shine bro.... Appreciate it

**NinjaTurtlesAtTheBeach** · 09-02-2015, 01:10 AM

Dna level of writing.