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Old 11-09-2015, 09:37 PM   #1
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GOAT Shitty 1 Liners

This a pretty self explanatory thread... I expect some classics..


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Old 11-09-2015, 09:38 PM   #2
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Old 11-09-2015, 09:43 PM   #3
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Old 11-09-2015, 09:44 PM   #4
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Old 11-09-2015, 10:03 PM   #5
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Old 11-09-2015, 10:21 PM   #6
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this line is actually great
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Old 11-09-2015, 10:31 PM   #7
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this line is actually great
indeed, thats why i consider it the goat shitty one liner
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Old 11-09-2015, 10:45 PM   #8
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Old 11-10-2015, 03:22 AM   #13
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Old 11-10-2015, 08:10 AM   #15
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Old 11-10-2015, 08:16 AM   #16
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Old 11-10-2015, 08:49 AM   #17
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Old 11-10-2015, 11:42 AM   #19
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The fuck? Thats a hard bar. One of the GOAT DF lines.
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The fuck? Thats a hard bar. One of the GOAT DF lines.
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