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Old 01-30-2019, 06:42 PM   #1
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Smack/URL Presents: Loso vs Chef Trez

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Old 01-30-2019, 08:22 PM   #2
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Old 01-31-2019, 06:39 AM   #4
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Loso with the 1st, Trez with the 2nd and 3rd. Pretty solid battle IMO.
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Old 01-31-2019, 07:18 AM   #5
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Hey yo who told this little monster that he a rockstar with the lamest gang and I'll be popping cans give him a Red Bull he got wings the Thang can Bang when I get a chance to jolt him

To think, dude could have just said take a little shot at your gas station like 5-hour Energy and hada damn alright line without sounding like an idiot
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Old 01-31-2019, 07:20 AM   #6
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Loso is terrible and I wish I could cryogenically freeze myself and wake up when people stop quickly rushing through tangentially related buzzwords with / enunciated hand gestures to trigger the crowds muscle memory for reacting with The Walking Dead mmmmm without actually understanding the line because the lines don't actually make sense

I wish I could do that or actually get a decent fucking Uber Eats meal delivery to me
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Old 01-31-2019, 07:25 AM   #7
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Ayo that ain't even the crazy part right? Y'all see how I did that? Wit the thing? And the way I sparklines, nah, too slick, got grip, and its Kano heart time, fatality! Yeah bring it back on him, in a days work, he standing in a daze WORKED we pay him part time, in the same spot plant my foot in his bush , you think Tarzan how I make him part vine!!

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Old 01-31-2019, 07:27 AM   #8
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Second to nun what year is this

Dude a solid performer tho
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Loso has crazy delivery, lol. He reminds me of JJTD about how well he delivers on some mediocre material. I feel really mixed on him as I really like some of his material and genuinely hate some of the rest.

Bow, pray with him is dope, but then he had another atrocious Gordon Ramsey bar (gore made/ gourmet Chef start cooking on another level?!?)? Likewise that denial/ the Nile bar which is so terrible that I didn't include it on the autoloss list because rappers should just know.

TRez started kinda slow, but he cooked him in the second enough that the battle from that point was over.
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hby i feel like u often like the wordplay in schemes that i find atrocious and dont understand. what do u think of that gore made shit?
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legit can never wrap my head around this shit. like batters will be like, "yo if i cram these 4 words together, they can almost sound like a completely unrelated phrase as long as i pronounce half of them incorrectly and use the sentence structure of an ESL student after a stroke...and all to deliver a payload equal to "i bought shoes at the mall yesterday"
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I wish I could cryogenically freeze myself and wake up when people stop quickly rushing through
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my posts got substance for days famalam

get filleted and sandwiched, bob ross when my blades get brandished
twirl brushes til specks of blood-spatter paint my canvas
faint and famished, guy or girl, fuck it, i take advantage
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crowd disgusted, they earl lunches, i'm sheering sheep, makin blankets
crazy how the gore may turn tomachs like a freakin' plate of haggis fellas
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hby i feel like u often like the wordplay in schemes that i find atrocious and dont understand. what do u think of that gore made shit?
I thought it was a clunky line, both in the phrasing of what the line was supposed to be, and the fact that “Gourmet” and “gore made” don’t sound alike.
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https://genius.com/Urltv-chef-trez-vs-loso-lyrics

If anyone reads the lyrics and tells me they think Loso is good, please tell me so I can avoid reading your posts from now on.
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Loso has hella rambly material between punches. And mentioning Street Hymns in how strong his team is is auto deductible.
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I feel like Loso is a better performer delivery-wise than a good chunk of names that’ve emerged since 2016, and he does have some good punches at times, but I feel like he could use some more refining in regard to his setups. I know him and Trez came up around the same time, but I think Trez has a more refined editing process in general, and that benefited him greatly in this battle.
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I feel like Loso is a better performer delivery-wise than a good chunk of names thatíve emerged since 2016, and he does have some good punches at times, but I feel like he could use some more refining in regard to his setups. I know him and Trez came up around the same time, but I think Trez has a more refined editing process in general, and that benefited him greatly in this battle.
Isn't Loso an English teacher or something like that? He's honestly one of the worst writers in battle rap.
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Loso has hella rambly material between punches. And mentioning Street Hymns in how strong his team is is auto deductible.
his entire shit is rambly, he's terrible. the setup to his energy drink garbage is hilarious tho SLEEP ME WIT CANS or w/e
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Isn't Loso an English teacher or something like that? He's honestly one of the worst writers in battle rap.
I believe he's a middle school English teacher.
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I believe he's a middle school English teacher.
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Let me see if I can dig deeper into his Instagram for some other video that seems like it was taken while at work.

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dude uses rhyme zone and still has setups like "oh u think your crescendos poppin?" so what do u expect cmon loso THOU SHALT NOT STEAL MULTIS
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loso sux
really? i'll admit that i have a bias against christian rappers... but dude's delivery is clear, clean - good flow and solid punches. i had chef trez edging it tho
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