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Old 12-26-2016, 07:17 PM   #41
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That's pretty dope. What do you think are your best traits? Physical and otherwise
I'm good at fucking the shit out my girl and giving her multi orgazum's. Other than that I'm good a whopping the shit outta people on Xbox live.
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Old 12-26-2016, 07:24 PM   #42
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It isn't his text battles.
Text battles to me aren't as big to as the other battle formats. Text battles don't show real hard work.
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Old 12-26-2016, 07:39 PM   #43
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Text battles to me aren't as big to as the other battle formats. Text battles don't show real hard work.
You wouldn't be saying that if you won.
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Old 12-27-2016, 01:49 AM   #44
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You wouldn't be saying that if you won.
But how can I win? Battle is one sided. My voice on a beat vs his voice on a beat. Guess who would win? Unless this Cuntured Boy fag isn't going to mic up cause he really is a faggot.
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Old 12-27-2016, 03:41 AM   #45
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I dont know what directiom this thread went in but I do want to say RIP ux9. Heartbreaking to read his posts on this one, he was always super supportive and awesome.

But also, I'd commission $$ for Lil Ill to write my biography. But only 2 dollar signs though, I'm not made of money.
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Old 12-27-2016, 04:15 AM   #46
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This is my first post. I had to start somewhere.
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Old 12-27-2016, 04:41 AM   #47
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What is it with these battle rappers trying to do stand up? Uno Lavos, Carter Deems, Dirty Dan, Kid Caustic and now this guy. The best were Lavos and Deems but even they sucked balls. Laugh n Stalk is about as funny as prostate cancer. And I'm not trying to be a hater. That shit was just not funny at all and if you think it was you need to check yourself.
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Old 12-27-2016, 04:44 AM   #48
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I feel like LNS is hilarious in interviews and like the weekly battle feed and shit but wasn't really feeling this set. maybe he's funnier without a bunch of time to think about whether or not it's funny idfk
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Old 12-27-2016, 04:51 AM   #49
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you're going to be duh BELL-OF-DUH BALL here
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Old 12-27-2016, 04:59 AM   #50
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you're going to be duh BELL-OF-DUH BALL here
Was that a Jeselnik reference?
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Old 12-27-2016, 05:04 AM   #51
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you're going to be duh BELL-OF-DUH BALL here
The worst part about prison was the dementors, dey flew around and sucked da soul outta ya body and it hoit!
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Was that a Jeselnik reference?
Nah, dat's jus how we talk in da clink.

Jeselnik is fire btw.
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Old 12-27-2016, 12:52 PM   #52
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Old 12-27-2016, 01:32 PM   #53
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Plus the fact he took time to write that garbage and rehearsed it shows he's trash..

Are you fkn kiddn me here!


LnS awkward comedy, albeit amatuer at Best is LIGHT YEARS beyond what you scribble on to paper and scream into a usb mic.

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Old 12-27-2016, 10:07 PM   #54
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I dont know what directiom this thread went in but I do want to say RIP ux9. Heartbreaking to read his posts on this one, he was always super supportive and awesome.

But also, I'd commission $$ for Lil Ill to write my biography. But only 2 dollar signs though, I'm not made of money.
I'm mean your stand up comedy act pretty much said it all. okay okay I won't do a biography but how about a pop up book? LOL!
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Old 12-27-2016, 10:09 PM   #55
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Are you fkn kiddn me here!


LnS awkward comedy, albeit amatuer at Best is LIGHT YEARS beyond what you scribble on to paper and scream into a usb mic.

Your opinion doesn't count anymore
please pretty please don't act like LNS is the only one on the planet doing stand up. irl LNS looks up to real comedians doing it big.
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Old 12-27-2016, 10:40 PM   #57
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Shout out to LNS, dope battler, funny dude, seems like a 100% good guy overall
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LnS is def one of my favorite people in battle rap and that's not an exaggeration, but i'm also conflicted because i'm mildly obsessed with LiL iLL. i feel like i'm witnessing a holy war right before my very eyes.
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Old 12-27-2016, 11:14 PM   #59
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Shout out to LNS, dope battler, funny dude, seems like a 100% good guy overall
He probably really is in all honesty too. But god damn it!!! It's the face and mustache. Man I'd hate to look like that guy. It be very hard for people to trust me babysitting their kids if I worked for a daycare center you know what I mean?
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Old 12-27-2016, 11:19 PM   #60
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LnS is def one of my favorite people in battle rap and that's not an exaggeration, but i'm also conflicted because i'm mildly obsessed with LiL iLL. i feel like i'm witnessing a holy war right before my very eyes.
Nah I'm okay with Laugh N Stalk I just think he looks like how he said he looks. Which there's nothing wrong with dissing yourself unless you're used to having people diss you and you're used to it so much you've grown to accept it and just brush it off which typically people do. I just feel like the message he was getting out on stage wasn't something I'd show anyone. That kind of comedy makes peoples heads turn.
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please pretty please don't act like LNS is the only one on the planet doing stand up. irl LNS looks up to real comedians doing it big.
Im not. You are legit dense.
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Nah I'm okay with Laugh N Stalk I just think he looks like how he said he looks. Which there's nothing wrong with dissing yourself unless you're used to having people diss you and you're used to it so much you've grown to accept it and just brush it off which typically people do. I just feel like the message he was getting out on stage wasn't something I'd show anyone. That kind of comedy makes peoples heads turn.
You've got a tremendous amount of issues.

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Im not. You are legit dense.
I just smoke the best weed ever cut me some slack.
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You've got a tremendous amount of issues.

Good luck
Not really I know ya'll just trolling along with me. I could just be messing with you.
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