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*TextBattles.com Presents* CharronBeatArsonal vs Ass Napkin Ed


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Old 01-31-2015, 04:06 AM   #1
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*TextBattles.com Presents* CharronBeatArsonal vs Ass Napkin Ed

K so I know there've been a lot of text battles in here lately, but this is a grudge that has gone on for a long ass time. So, without further ado...let's fucking go.

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Ass Napkin you got banned
I dug you up from your plot man,
Driving to the old folks home is the only time you got grams,
And you're like a bitch that can rap, the Real Roxanne,
I could move into your hood, call me the new resident
Two weeks later I'm running the shit like I'm President
I'll watch you going to church, then see me walk into mass
I don't go through the door, bitch watch me shoot through the glass
I'll knock you over while I grab the preacher's plate with the cash
And fuck the preacher, shoot you first then I save him for last
For the bills-he got gunned, Mr. Ass
See I'm popping bottles with models,
Your drinking natties with fatties
You talk some shit in my hood
You'll get fucked up somethign badly
And when you get nicked at nite you won't miss the lead
Your ashes in a steel urn, you will burn, mister ed

@Ass Napkin Ed
you should post in clappin broads - that's where the bitch go
you know you a crispy thin wafer - and that's Nabisco
In real life I'll knock out this white boy - Vitali Klitschko
you like big shiny balls over yo head - they call you Disco
your snow bunny be wearing bandanas now - that's a Saltina
Its sweet home Alabama now - goodbye Argentina
In my hood our kids have names like Warrant and Subpoena
We all RBG, we clap cops here and stay dodging Fema
you in the suburbs playing call of duty all day - ya pops bitchin
you 29 living at home with no socks on - you Scott Dissick
Lord, you talk so much bullshit - you got a cows mouth
you white-light and buttery - you's a townhouse
you act like a wigger and then rat on a nigga - you's a down mouse
I know you wish slavery never ended - and we was down south
I grew up in the hood with the task force seeing Swat stickers
you grew up in a Klan house seeing Swastikas
my young boys only buy bullets that are cop killas
you sit up in the front seat with police and the cops chillin
You a waste of fucking time - just a warm up
A damn shame a nigga just taught a saltine how to StormFront
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Old 01-31-2015, 04:30 AM   #2
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Old 01-31-2015, 04:33 AM   #3
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Old 01-31-2015, 04:42 AM   #4
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this was pretty entertaining, glad these guys got to air this shit out on the internets most respected stage. there were a few good lines between them, ed coming with that racist shit as expected but CbA's church scheme hit kinda hard for me even though the rhymes were pretty basic. neither guy won decisively, pretty much preference. i'd like to see them both battle again, theres potential here. join the RBL next season if for no other reason than to stop my shameless plugging pause
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Old 01-31-2015, 04:56 AM   #6
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I grew up in the hood with the task force seeing SWAT stickers
you grew up in a Klan house seeing Swastikas



talk to em!

Ed caught a body. CharronBeatArsonal wasn't saying a whole lot. ANE was going off though. Sheesh. No mercy.
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Old 01-31-2015, 05:04 AM   #7
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Old 01-31-2015, 05:05 AM   #8
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Old 01-31-2015, 05:43 AM   #9
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you grew up in a Klan house seeing Swastikas"



Ed with the clean body SHEESH
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Ed turnin' most cowards into post-showers, that's a clean body!
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Ed turnin' most cowards into post-showers, that's a clean body!
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Old 01-31-2015, 10:37 AM   #12
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Napkin had way better structure and it flowed better; content-wise I feel CbA could have done more
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Old 01-31-2015, 12:01 PM   #13
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Old 01-31-2015, 12:51 PM   #14
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Old 01-31-2015, 02:38 PM   #15
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ANE bodied, I'm starting to think Charron didn't win a single battle last year now.
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Napkin had way better structure and it flowed better; content-wise I feel CbA could have done more
Yah, I think I could've fleshed out that Billy Gunn part a bit better lol, the Mr. Ed part was tricky to make look clean too.

Part about socks had me cracking up, made me put them back on.
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Yah, I think I could've fleshed out that Billy Gunn part a bit better lol, the Mr. Ed part was tricky to make look clean too.

Part about socks had me cracking up, made me put them back on.
Real Roxanne line >
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Old 01-31-2015, 03:53 PM   #18
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Yeah have to give this to Ed. Punches hit harder and rhyme schemes were much more complex.
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bout what i would expect from a dude who thinks charron beat ars.

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