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Old 09-12-2018, 04:43 PM   #1
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I just remembered some funny moments I almost forgot about.

On the total slaughter tv show when Diz was singing to Mook

Charron and Kshine smacking each other

That weirdly edited Daylyt vs Surf battle.

GT Florida clothes

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The guy in the audience shouting “That’s delicious” after Saurus’ Cinnabon line against JJDD.
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when Big T was swimming wit no shirt on during the Don't Flop tour, drunk as fuck talkin bout "why aint no one tell me Liam was the turn up God?"

when Danny Meyers battled a barber on the spot in Dallas (Doomsday)and died and Adi Boom lost like 200 bucks on the bet

when RD did that job interview scheme on Moneybagz but when RD got to the punch "you know whats gangster shit tho?-workin and paying bills my dude" and MB responds "I be knowin"

its a bunch-I'll be back

edit: the Fox and Magic fight, K's rebuttal to Saurus regarding such

Con and Jonny Storm having a one round one minute per rd battle on GT during its last dying breath

Ars wiping his sweat wit G Mayne's juggalo dreads

when Daylyt choked suspense during the Citty Towerz battle and when Active stated getting froggy, some 8 foot 4 muhfucka comes out regulating wit his head above the chandelier and the tip of his head level wit the ceiling

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Old 09-13-2018, 03:23 PM   #5
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When Jimz was battling Goodz and he said something about how he just beat Tony D and Goodz just started laughing going "ooh you beat Tony D??" in a really patronising voice.

Pedro's freestyle battles e.g "What you laughing for? Half past four"

The entire Toronto division of the WRC's.

Franco and Element arguing in one of the post-battle interviews they did because Element thought Franco didn't have his heart in it.

Underappreciated gem is the guy who just says "chill" after every bar Marv has in the Math battle. GOAT lowkey hypeman.
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Young Gattas vs Looney Divine

'you be fightin mooses an shit...?' B-Magic v ???

CHEESECAKE, CHEESECAKE, CHEESECAKE...

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Teddy Grizzle's roommate calling into the DBD show

D'Meitz spazzing nonsense on No Coast

1 Outs 100% fake event in Australia

Dutch Vega's no-gag relfex

Micky Worthless having a 3 minute first round against Arkaic that featured a total of 8 bars

Zain Azrai throwing a failure of a battle event with Pesci in Malaysia
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Micky Worthless having a 3 minute first round against Arkaic that featured a total of 8 bars
That whole battle had a bunch of WTF moments. Mickey's personals against Steph being another highlight and THAT interview.
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- pretty sure it was pete who told me a funny story about franco winning a battle. i wanna say it was some random one in new york, but not 100%. anyway after the win, they presented him with one of those big novelty checks for the money. franco being franco folded it in half a few times and stuffed it into his backpack lmao

- kid twist telling organik "you're so ugly that reproductive surgery would be a public courtesy"

- not even daredevils flirt with dizaster

- give shells to greg and peter make it a very brady easter

- everthing about this

- a real man woulda done 14

- gratuity

- yellow shirt guy in con vs tall t is still the funniest thing ever

- me forgetting my shit and freestyling to include jin quotes from his battle wit serius while he was melting down freestyling terribly is a gem underappreciated in its time. but the original from jin himself is hilarious af. "cheesin, pleasin!" and iirc he says some shit like "you need to focus! you not hopeless.." LOL
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Magic's reactions are the best parts of Juice' rounds
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An old KOTD Grand Prix battle where Organik does the "make some noise y'all" intro, and the crowd does like normal, and calms down in unison...except one guy. Who keeps screaming. For as long as he can possibly breathe. Rest of the room is dead silent. This dude's still yelling. Ganik's so caught off guard he stumbles through the rest of the intro.

"You said his mother was about to get punched in her son's lip. That was both deep and true...because...in a way... *turns up aristocratic English accent* when the babe aches...doth not the bosom from which it suckled feel pain too? ...Fin."

Recently, Pat Stay clowning Aye Verb for fouling his girl when they play ball. "She goes for the cute little layup...UUUUGH! Fuck out my house!"

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B-Magic apologizing to Danja Zone after Danja had a line about his feelings being hurt.

At the end of Arcane vs. Skelly, Organik yelling "Make some fuckin' love for both these MC's y'all."
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At the end of Arcane vs. Skelly, Organik yelling "Make some fuckin' love for both these MC's y'all."
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these are some good ones I forgot about.

What about QP on The Maury Show ??? can't find the video.
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the hardest i think i've laughed at some shit was when hom and piff battled those random dudes at rucker. and at the end they're like "ay man we aint battle rappers, we music makers.. but shout outs to my mans um hom and piff jones" idk why it leaned me
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When Jimz was battling Goodz and he said something about how he just beat Tony D and Goodz just started laughing going "ooh you beat Tony D??" in a really patronising voice.
I watched this recently and this part is super hilarious because Jimz is dead ass serious and thinks Goodz is questioning Tony D's status and Jimz is like yea " a London legend" and the whole time Goodz is referring to the pauseworthy aspect of "you beat Tony D?" LMAOOOOOOOOO
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What about QP on The Maury Show ??? can't find the video.
... and the British equivalent, Dialect on the corny game show Price is Right.
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... and the British equivalent, Dialect on the corny game show Price is Right.
Not trying to be pedantic, but wasn't it Deal or No Deal he was on? Got an improved offer from the banker in exchange for a 16 or something I swear, unless I've made that up haha.
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Not trying to be pedantic, but wasn't it Deal or No Deal he was on? Got an improved offer from the banker in exchange for a 16 or something I swear, unless I've made that up haha.
All good. You're right.

I clearly need to step my early-2000s corny British game show game up!!!
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hyabusaslice's animated GT battles were classics that made me laugh, too.
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- pretty sure it was pete who told me a funny story about franco winning a battle. i wanna say it was some random one in new york, but not 100%. anyway after the win, they presented him with one of those big novelty checks for the money. franco being franco folded it in half a few times and stuffed it into his backpack lmao

- kid twist telling organik "you're so ugly that reproductive surgery would be a public courtesy"
To expand on both of these. Anyone know the freestyle battle that Nocando won, but he was so hype that when they gave him his prize, a new Ipod, he threw it into the air and it got broken?

Also there is a hilarious video of Kid Twist roasting a guitar-playing softie. He tells him 'If you died in a gruesome tragedy... band improved dramatically' and the guy looks so hurt it is hilarious.
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To expand on both of these. Anyone know the freestyle battle that Nocando won, but he was so hype that when they gave him his prize, a new Ipod, he threw it into the air and it got broken?

Lush did not seem very amused
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