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Old 02-08-2015, 10:37 PM   #1
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RedBeard vs. Memphis

@Red Beard

When i toss this rock at memphis it will knock em senseless
He'll be coming back for more while his landlord wonders where the rent is
I got a gun so shiny that the shit hurts your eyes
I let it ring around your city like its circle drive

If i donated the price of my watch to Sudan it could stop poverty
But i stay icy, these lames dying while I stay stylin don't bother me
If that make you not wanna rock wit me than you dont get it
even tho im flossin don't mean i ain't leavin wit yo necklace

So check this, why would ya'll wanna fuck wit someone so ruthless
I bust shots out the window just to test out my new tech
This shits the big lebowski how you guys be acting clueless
But its just because you haven't figured out that I'm the dude yet

@Memphis

Red Beard fuck a introduction kuz it's time to make ya set clear,
Sticks on deck when i reload, it remind you of when you tryna switch to the next gear,
You had one decent battle but we all know that Beard is weak, When these arms swinging it's not a yeet,
If ya squad with you then they getting beat, After i give these CAPS out like Bulma Brief
So that tough talk save it kuz you a bitch and I'll rob you in a fucking Beenie,
You suppose to be a Monster? Nah nigga you more like Frankenweenie
You told me that yo bitch got some double d's? nigga you tryna scam me,
Nigga we Jaw Breakers and i aint talking Candy,
Peep the scheme I'm too advanced if you want war,
I'll be the only nigga in yo Culdesac beating ya crew up with that 2 by 4
(Ed, Edd n Eddy, Johnny, Plank, Don Demarco)
I'll catch this red neck while he chilling in his pickup, He screamed kuz I came out of nowhere like a hiccups,
So run yo pockets nigga kuz this is a stickup
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scooby doo line was nice no lie

but con go line made a don demarco come out my speakers for no reason
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Old 02-09-2015, 12:24 PM   #2
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Memphis is not the worst person

Need some votes for this light work



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Old 02-09-2015, 04:04 PM   #3
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But at least KOTD balances its unscrupulousness with some equitable intentions, like providing a few working-class men with a lawful income, whereas in this era more and more channels and media outlets are nothing but predatory tabloidesque trouble-makers.
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Old 02-09-2015, 04:10 PM   #4
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^Yeah, my bad for not mentioning that earlier.


Thought it was pretty good battle but I have memphis edging it.

Sometimes these are quite short and its really hard to gauge the skill (like I feel he both of ya'll could've done more and I wouldn't mind reading more). I probably prefer 24s to 32 for these.
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Old 02-09-2015, 04:15 PM   #5
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voted memphis.
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Old 02-09-2015, 06:35 PM   #6
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Red beard got some rhymes but some of his bars weren't punches just rhymes.. Works better in the audio format but in texting you gotta really put it on em to take the W


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Old 02-09-2015, 07:15 PM   #7
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Red beard got some rhymes but some of his bars weren't punches just rhymes.. Works better in the audio format but in texting you gotta really put it on em to take the W


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This.
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Old 02-09-2015, 07:31 PM   #8
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went with Memphis
he was just slightly better here
both had weird lines to me - big lebowski, frankweenie,

yall both can do better
but Memphis but a little
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Old 02-09-2015, 07:31 PM   #9
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went with Memphis
he was just slightly better here
both had weird lines to me - big lebowski, frankweenie,

yall both can do better
but Memphis only by a little
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Old 02-09-2015, 07:32 PM   #10
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Old 02-09-2015, 08:48 PM   #11
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voted Memphis. He wrote a lot of hard hitters. No debate he stepped it up.
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Old 02-10-2015, 01:06 AM   #12
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the lebowski line was hella weird

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Old 02-10-2015, 03:39 AM   #13
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I thought RedBeard was really good against coke but came much lighter here. Not really feeling much as far as punches. Nothing stuck out as too crazy in memphis's either but he was punching much harder and more frequently. Favorite punch was the edd ed n eddy line, but i did it way better
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Old 02-10-2015, 05:30 AM   #14
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