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Old 03-07-2018, 01:43 AM   #121
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This is terrible news, first Caddy Ron and now Bender? wtf. I used to rip the early Bender KOTD battles and burn them to DVD at my school so I could watch them at home as I had terrible download speeds.
I had hoped this was a bad joke when I first read the news kinda like the fake T-Money Bagz death news.

Just a curious question....have any Smack battlers passed away? The only Smack rapper I can think of was Tall-T and he only had that 1 battle uploaded and that was jungle/URL.
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Old 03-07-2018, 07:22 PM   #122
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RIP

It's crazy because when I logged in I realized the last time I was on was when ux9 died.

Bender seemed like a good dude and very humble for being a really talented writer. I barely even follow battle rap these days but when I heard this news, I knew I had to pay my respects somewhere.
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Old 03-07-2018, 08:19 PM   #123
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I haven't logged on in a while, so I'm just now finding out about this. Thread title made my heart drop. I'm looking around on Twitter and seeing that it's true, but, all these tributes and quotes people have put up already, too. Man. This is gonna be on my mind all day.
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Old 03-07-2018, 11:13 PM   #124
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There's lots more I want to say but I don't know what, yet. So fuck it. I'm gonna take a page from @The Saurus and spend a little bit posting my favorite Bender bars and Flight Distance songs that I don't think I've seen posted yet. Those paint a better picture of the man than a drop in bucket like me posting about him here could be.
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vs. Tumi

"Where I'm from, I bet you think we're all fuckin' lazy.
Party all day, never had a job underpay me.
Poppin' champagne, sittin' in the hot tub, it's wavy.
Coke falling from the sky, The Gods Must Be Crazy."

"Where I'm from? It's true I rarely see the glare from the chrome
But anywhere that I roam I'm feeling like the chairman is home
Turn a chair to a throne, a god on a chariot flown through the air that I own
Osiris to the pharaohs below.
I keep a cool air like a coastal climate.
It's military controlled how I adhere to a code of silence I'm swearing an oath.
I'm here just to show your highness who's the heir to the throne, don't dare to provoke the lion's that's here to tear out his throat.
This area prone to violence. Sierra Leone been dyin'. Muslims, Arabs, to sub-Saharans bearin' a terrible toll.
Cause from Paris to Rome they line up for your share of gold and diamonds while burying bones in silence with every karat that's sold.
Tariffs imposed are there to control prices but the black market's movin' down a perilous road.
Ask mercy from the West, but America won't provide it. For the rarest of stones they'll feed you to the sparrows and crows.
I'm aware that you know the science, and can share this with folks, use your music as a platform if you care to expose what's really going on.
You should be embarrassed you don't."

"I've studied Joseph Conrad's early work. I've got a heart of darkness, more worshipers than Colonel Kurtz
so he's nervous as a German murderer on trial at Nuremberg.
You a part time preacher
I'm a large white Jesus walking starved hyenas on barbed wire leashes.
My archive's deep. Want a bar fight genius?
Get a cut with a fat lip like a Pharcyde remix."

"Let's go for a car ride. Game of golf? Play a hard nine?
I'll even let you win. Don't want us both under a par. Tied."

"Pay off a few soldiers quick to drop this imposter.
Hear that click before you speak? We ain't talkin' xhosa."

"Shouts to Gin-I. Appreciate to death you'd involve me.
But I said I wouldn't write nothin' direct when you called me.
I'm guessing for Tumi now it's gotta be extra insulting
how I'm beatin' his ass with nothing but irrelevant multis.
Get his clock tuned when I hop to him so it's looking like Tum's, stoned.
I'll put Tum under a tombstone if I don't like Tum's, tone.
Go ahead, battle for underground cred now.
Hope that they like it. Your style's tonic water, without Gin, no one would buy it."
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Old 03-07-2018, 11:14 PM   #126
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vs. Thesaurus

"Got a low rider my bitch stole right down on 5th.
Sitting on a slope it could roll right down the strip.
Wrap a clothes line 'round your wrist, so they're both tied to the shift.
Have you ghost riding the whip while it goes right off the bridge."

"Now we all talk shit in battles that we're not gonna do actually
But I'm concerned with this gun shit you been on, playing that fantasy.
You talk about drawing them llamas when you ain't prepared to start clapping Pete?
That'd be like drawing Mohamed
Real killers might run up and clear out a magazine.
Part of me almost hopes they let off rounds in this dude.
Splash him and take some years off his life, fountain of youth.
Let me get this out my system. I hope you get found by some goons and they put five in The Saurus/The Source like a perfect album review.

"I thought you had cards up your sleeve. Your boy bluffin'. I just royal flushed 'em. Now who the fuck is Doyle Brunson?"
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vs. Big T

"Happy Easter. I'm not too religious, to me that shit's all superstition
but I will have blood running down a Big T like a crucifixion.
My music teachers were Schooly D and Louis Prima.
You doing tributes to Aretha, you the hugest diva.
I'm feeling like the Cuban leader that overthrew Batista.
I could rule for fifty years, I think it's time I threw my feet up.
This here's the new Katrina, that's real, cause when I kick his leg out
You gonna see a useless FEMA."

"Big T, you big, T, but you ain't got no BIG in ya.
I'm nice, I got Jesus Christ looking like Caligula.
Uppercut take off half your grill like Richard Harrow
With a hook that'll take your brain out your face like an Egyptian Pharaoh."

"Fuck it, I'll put your home address on blast just out of spite
So every week you can get that G-check at your front door, that's lucky for life."

"Prop Joe, you don't clock dough, you funny son of a bitch
Just cause you built like the Kool-Aid man does not mean you're running through bricks."

"I got the urn already, hey, let's see if he worth the mess he made.
When this curved machete blade turns this heavyweight
to a writer sent to an early resting place like Earnest Hemingway.
I'm that tidal wave that comes after you feel the quake in the ground
No words escape from your mouth as you're washed away and you drown.
You should've learned in the Surf battle, when they announced his name to the crowd
Put a T in front of a Tsunami, it should not be making a sound."
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Old 03-07-2018, 11:17 PM   #128
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vs. Fredo

"You ain't no Ruff Rider, son's lighter than Budweiser
Go the fuck home and eat gun fire like Budd Dwyer."

"See I was crafting my pen into a tactical weapon.
While you was hanging with meth heads waiting on a bash from your chemist.
Now, class is in session for the master's apprentice.
How'd you think this was a mirror match? I don't have a reflection.
You quit your day job, you better cash in your pension.
I start infernos, Artic Circle turn to Galvison, Texas.
Came to leave a body, no astral projection.
Julius Caesar getting stabbed at the Senate, I'm back with a vengeance
You can't capture the essence with camera lenses
You've been gassed since you stepped in, Fredo you just gas for this engine.
A massive percentage you won't catch 'til years after I said it.
Even after I'm dead, that's not the exit.
They'll travel for miles to trample the entrance.
and stand at attention where my casket's embedded.
Like Vladimir Lenin's cadaver that's kept under the glass at the Kremlin.
God damn that's expensive.
Some say I battle too intensely
For me that's rudimentary, I feel like a shooter ready for some students at a school assembly
Mazel tov, a bottle pop on his head.
It's a brutal ending when I stomp the glass his temple like a Jewish wedding."
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Old 03-07-2018, 11:19 PM   #129
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vs. Arcane

"I am not 120 pounds. Nor am I 17. With that in consideration, do you still wanna mess with me?
Now choose your weaponry. Removing useless goofs like you's my specialty.
I'm the type to ruin loops in studio booths extensively.
You're the type to smuggle in a couple Cuban refugees and refuse to leave your room for several weeks
while you fuse yourself between them in a Human Centipede.
From deep space I paint scenes that replay visually.
Each page conjures nightmares and dreamscape imagery.
You named your CD 'Arcane'. Is this pea brain kidding me?
Right there's a window into your creativity.
I'm undefeated. I know a record ain't worth shit.
It's no excuse for your album that record ain't worth shit.
12 tracks about hustling, we know what the science is
I ain't just talkin' bout sales when I tell you no one is buying it.
Now you wanna play hardball with me? I study starkology.
Fuck your Clark Wallabys.
Go collabo' with Vado still won't be large on the streets, you ain't no hard rock OG, you'd probably narc on your team.
Then when you start copping pleas I hope they frame you for armed robbery.
A narcotics siege.
And a car-bombing spree.
Then lock you in a cell with Mark Chopper Read and some Russian mafiosos with stars on their knees.
Then have the guards toss the keys.
Nah I'm just kiddin' I wouldn't really wish prison on him. I'm just shittin' on him
It's cause every time he tries to play the bully my skin is crawlin'.
He'll do fuck all against someone bigger.
Knamelis and grave robbery?
I'm a pit bull, by the end of this round you'll be tryin' to put a chain on me."

"Thinkin' it might be a bad year for some of you divas.
Y'all sent this Ikea cashier to fuck with the meanest?
See me cut him, deconstruct him, into hundreds of pieces
Then put him in a box, complete with instructions in Swedish.
See he ain't even good on the ave where he lives.
Little runt cracks a smile, thinks he can't get jacked for his shit.
Drum sampler style, they take the hat and the kicks, and if son's acting wild the chain gets snatched.
Just like this.
Sorry player, brought swords and sabers waging wars my nature. 'Ganik just threw a fish to a killer like a Orca trainer.
If I'm short on paper swarm on Cane he's just a source of paper.
You're a raver. You beating me is 'bout as likely as Spike Lee getting that mule and forty acres."

"Someone explain to stupid you can't test a genius
With a mushroom cloud for a brain, and a Tesla coil for a double helix.
Now he's panicked that I wrote this braggadocios magnum opus
And you'll notice that he's stoic as this moment fast approaches
It's all an act. Balderdash. He knows his chance is hopeless
The title's only as respected as the motherfucking man that holds it."
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Old 03-07-2018, 11:27 PM   #130
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vs. 24/7

"I'll hit you with a bitchslap, twice as hard as any firearm's impact.
Shit'll make you twist back farther than your spine can arch.
Tiger shark lookin' for a quick snack, you can buy the farm 'til your ribs crack from these iron bars.
Got rhymes to spark a five alarm fire like a tire yard.
By and large, these barb wire lines will rip this guy apart.
I'm in charge, try and start shit I'll smash a bottle and run the glass down his fuckin' neck like a slide guitar.
In other words you can't fuck with Bender. When I bus it's on another level like a double decker.
Go write a country western song you fuckin' Chester. I'm Uncle Fester with an ugly temper watch your tongue get severed.
I'll put money under pressure like sunken treasure. They wouldn't cut your record if you were tried as a young offender.
Yo drum selector, put the Funeral March on. I just put the killshot on Cam.
Like a snuff director.
Cut."
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vs. Protege

"I'm honest to god surprised that this bum didn't no-show.
I'm optin' to cross some lines and hit son with some low blows.
It's 'bout to be a massacre, you lucky it's promo. That's no vote.
Got explosives laid and soldiers paged stationed to roll blunt K's waiting to throw this lame Protege's whole motorcade's remains in an open grave baby that's word to Governor Toto."

"If P's expecting me to treat him gently he ain't ready, quite honestly.
The way I'm eating emcees in a feeding frenzy they'd need to bring back Peter Benchley just to write my biography.
Don't even look at me trick, just face the camera. You couldn't control this mob if your name was Baby Ama.
Anygma put that bread up for me to drag you back to hell. I woulda done it for the hate and a 12-pack of San Miguel.
I circle the Earth to bring this first world homi. This work on me will earn you a spot in the urn Johnny
I murder ink for paper, his boys'll wanna curb stomp me when I leave this nerd's body behind a shanty like Irv Gotti."

"I mean you a pioneer out here, been tryin' for years at this.
I get this guy's a lyricist but why so serious? By appearances you lookin' uninspired and spiritless
So how the fuck you gonna step up to a god like Mayan pyramids?"

"See now his nugget's so enormous you can see it kinda' wobblin'.
The fact his neck can hold it now is a feat that's quite astonishing.
The reason why his body is seeming microscopic is because his bean's the size of an Easter Island monolith.
10 meters high and 3 feet wide between the eyeball sockets
If you squeeze inside that blind spot he won't even find you lost in it.
Jesus Christ that noggin's nearly reached the size of the entire continent
So don't be surprised when my team decides to redivide and conquer it."
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"Dream of Momofuku while I'm eatin' frozen seafood.
Lookin' California while I'm feelin' Mogadishu.
Sugar Mommy pay the rent, I'll never touch a pre-nup.
Runners do the legwork, we chillin' with our feet up.

Pied du cochon, VIP, special menu.
Exotic houseplant stash bail for my nephew.
Stay of execution show the monsters how to ball,
I'm in your dream house, pulling copper out the wall."




"Got the hangman behind me trying to stump him on the last letter
Bad weather dog day afternoon black leather
Shorty got a coathanger, hope she's tryna to steal a car.
Face drained of color like a silver star in a film noir.
Light pollution dimmed the galaxy to half a watt.
Walking with Occam's razor pondering the path we lost.
Air clouded smog envelop us the kids asleep.
Empty warehouses exoskeletons of industry.
Collapsing ceiling low rise abandoned building.
He just lamps and chills feels like Maximilian at the Hilton.
She said his tab's a bill he ain't got half a shilling.
So he's climbing out that window before that pimp comes back to kill him.
Panic stricken on the transit system.
Conductor acid tripping having visions made a rash decision.
The merry-go-rounds on top of burial grounds.
And we're swept under the rug, kept it hush but that's the land we live in.
Some old socialite barring her teeth.
Very petit out of fashion 90s herion chic glaring at me.
Paranoid convinced that I was following
She sucked her diamond ring off and swallowed it."


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vs. Arkaic

"Talkin' all that bitch slang?
ME NO SPEAKA.
I don't know what the fuck he's talkin' bout.
He don't either.


vs. Frankie Phraser

"You know what rhymes with wisely spent cash?
See me I'd go with a...high speed jet pack.
Frrrrrank was leaning more towards a...
Chinese neck tat.

...why'd he get that?"
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Damn, I hadn't seen the first one before. That's his Briefacases verse too from High Priests. I honestly don't think there's a Bender verse I don't like lol.

Stephen Hawking, My Bloody Valentine, Anti-Anthem, When The Satellites Fall, Cyborgs on the Moon, That's Big, Steel Wool From Electric Sheep...on and on..

My favourite might be on Tree of Smoke though.


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I'm up here playing with alchemy turning water to gold
While I'm pissing off of my balcony on passerbys down below
Still on shore leave spillin' 40s of swill, my rights of passage
Feeling lost as the minotaur outside the labyrinth
Lost our childhood like innocence, the ultraviolence festering
We walk for miles in regimens of monster island denizens
Cross the alps with elephants and crocodiles and pelicans
So pray and kiss your babies if that's your domicile we're stepping in
Clutch the cig by the muzzle, flushed the pig from the jungle
Now something bigger is coming, it just got triggered to hunt you
Seen a ghost dropped a microdot up on the eastern slope
Asking whats a king to a god, whats a lumberjack to a tree of smoke
Lightly put my livelihood is firewood for the higher good
So I'll write the book you'll never read, guess there's no reason why you would
But one day they're gonna dig us up to find out what made us tick
So I'll spill my guts like I give a fuck and hope that it makes them sick
It goes: bones for the vultures, Salem witches for the pyres
Souls for brimstone and sulfur, captive Christians for the lions
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He was the best at these correlating rhymes

Eat gunfire like Bud Dwyer
Under pressure like Sunken treasure
Fucked up head problems like Hunter S Thompson
Stargazing like Carl Sagan
Charlie Sheen locked in a Pharmacy
Translucent as Stan Kubrick with the flag moving
Just royal flushed him, who the fuck is doyle brunson
Vladimir Lenin under glass at the Kremlin

To me this is some of the most creative shit
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He was the best at these correlating rhymes

Eat gunfire like Bud Dwyer
Under pressure like Sunken treasure
Fucked up head problems like Hunter S Thompson
Stargazing like Carl Sagan
Charlie Sheen locked in a Pharmacy
Translucent as Stan Kubrick with the flag moving
Just royal flushed him, who the fuck is doyle brunson
Vladimir Lenin under glass at the Kremlin

To me this is some of the most creative shit
Yeah the way he just finds these perfect multies off peoples names based on their profession/what they're known for/etc. is nuts.

It's like the antithesis of Michael Clarke Duncan with his private parts shrunken.
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How did people score the title match vs Arcane?
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Light pollution killed the stars, the universe is all but faded
But from above our surface glows with earthly constellations

Incendiary, you see me guest-appearing?
That's a warning that your mind's about to blow, like a dead canary
Rappers love me, impregnate their chick after
See 'em raise the kid happily
Name the shit after me

War incarnate, so don't assume that you know me
I hang with killers and write in cold blood, Truman Capote

Most these newjacks need to keep their mouths shut
Y'all don't understand how lightning strikes, we built this from the ground up
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How did people score the title match vs Arcane?
These days would be different. In those days (back in the if you choke you lose days), it was the correct decision. These days when each round is judged separately, Bender would probably win.
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See me I'd go with a...high speed jet pack.
Frrrrrank was leaning more towards a...
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...why'd he get that?"
This is a good example of Bender's current style and this was the style I liked best. It is simple, but creative too. That is more impressive than say the Truman Capote reference above. It's a shame as Bender was actually really starting to blend the layers together well right before he passed.
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He was the best at these correlating rhymes

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Under pressure like Sunken treasure
Fucked up head problems like Hunter S Thompson
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Just royal flushed him, who the fuck is doyle brunson
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These days would be different. In those days (back in the if you choke you lose days), it was the correct decision. These days when each round is judged separately, Bender would probably win.
You're thinking of the Sketch Menace battle, he didn't choke vs Arcane and that was when he won the title.
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You're thinking of the Sketch Menace battle, he didn't choke vs Arcane and that was when he won the title.
Damn forgot he lost to Sketch Menace. Yeah you're right, I rewatched Arcane and that was pretty much a flawless Bender performance. Cane was good, but pretty much got buried.
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Damn forgot he lost to Sketch Menace. Yeah you're right, I rewatched Arcane and that was pretty much a flawless Bender performance. Cane was good, but pretty much got buried.
Yeah especially his 1st round, it's a pretty amazing breakdown of Cane and sums up how a lot of people felt about that match.
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I rewatched Bender vs Sketch Menace not to long ago and I think that with the attitude of forgiveness for chokes that's evolved since then his performance has aged very well. The choke didn't even seem as bad as I remembered.
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I rewatched Bender vs Sketch Menace not to long ago and I think that with the attitude of forgiveness for chokes that's evolved since then his performance has aged very well. The choke didn't even seem as bad as I remembered.
I feel like most people had Bender winning at the time anyway. It was just the judges tbh lol.
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I rewatched Bender vs Sketch Menace not to long ago and I think that with the attitude of forgiveness for chokes that's evolved since then his performance has aged very well. The choke didn't even seem as bad as I remembered.
ya I rewatched it yesterday, amongst 5 or 6 other Bender battles.

It was just a mild choke then Sketch had his best shit at the end with the chain of evolution stuff - it's pretty easy to see how it went the way it did in the building. Re-watching it now though, Bender won the first two by such a wide margin it was already over imo. No disrespect to Sketch he was better than I remembered.
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Has there been any official cause of his passing? I don't do any social media so my bad if this is already common knowledge. Thank you in advance.
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Been a bit chaotic around here lately, just got a chance to hop on.

Through all of my social media, I may have seen only 2 negative things. Reading everyone’s messages, posts, seeing tribute videos made, radio stations doing memorial shows, the phone calls, etc. has been crazy overwhelming (in a positive way).

I’ve been with Alex through his entire journey and I knew people admired him. He was such a loving and humble guy. He’d treat you the exact same whether you were globally famous, or a homeless person on the street.

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Has there been any official cause of his passing? I don't do any social media so my bad if this is already common knowledge. Thank you in advance.


We haven’t received the report yet. We know he passed in his sleep, and it’s about 95% certain it was from sleep apnea.


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We haven’t received the report yet. We know he passed in his sleep, and it’s about 95% certain it was from sleep apnea.


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Thank you for the swift response! I appreciate it and I genuinely hope his passing was painless and in his sleep. Still reeling from this this.
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Thank you for the swift response! I appreciate it and I genuinely hope his passing was painless and in his sleep. Still reeling from this this.

That, thankfully is a fact. I couldn’t even imagine how I’d be if I knew he had suffered at all.


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Damn forgot he lost to Sketch Menace. Yeah you're right, I rewatched Arcane and that was pretty much a flawless Bender performance. Cane was good, but pretty much got buried.
ah yes, from memory it goes something like:

this man is...average, boring, basic
bland and formulaic. vastly short of greatness
stand before me shaken; shake the hand of your replacement

lmfaoooo classic, very few others could come up with that kind of material!

and the way he actually smiles and extends his hand and arcane puts both of his hands up and shakes his head...gotta rewatch that jount
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Rip bender. I bought both flight distance albums on the band camp a few weeks ago when I was shitfaced. There were options to click change currency because candian/American currency is different. That was 2 weeks ago and I still haven't got them.

Fast forward to right now and I tried ordering them again. I'm shitfaced again. I ordered digital copies by accident...smh. I want to figure out whats going on but I don't want to be a mitherfeucker to whoever handles this. Not sure if it was him that handled sales.

If anybody has any advice I would appreciate it. Think I will just let it be though.
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ah yes, from memory it goes something like:

this man is...average, boring, basic
bland and formulaic. vastly short of greatness
stand before me shaken; shake the hand of your replacement

lmfaoooo classic, very few others could come up with that kind of material!

and the way he actually smiles and extends his hand and arcane puts both of his hands up and shakes his head...gotta rewatch that jount
This man is cory, tasteless
Average, boring, basic
Bland and formulaic
Vastly short of greatness
Stand before me shaken
Shake the hand of your replacement
Think you can ignore this blatant fact?
Sadly you're mistaken
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Rip bender. I bought both flight distance albums on the band camp a few weeks ago when I was shitfaced. There were options to click change currency because candian/American currency is different. That was 2 weeks ago and I still haven't got them.

Fast forward to right now and I tried ordering them again. I'm shitfaced again. I ordered digital copies by accident...smh. I want to figure out whats going on but I don't want to be a mitherfeucker to whoever handles this. Not sure if it was him that handled sales.

If anybody has any advice I would appreciate it. Think I will just let it be though.
You're worried and willing to bug people associated w/ Bender about a measly $20 order at a times like this? Eat the cost and consider it a donation.
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Rip bender. I bought both flight distance albums on the band camp a few weeks ago when I was shitfaced. There were options to click change currency because candian/American currency is different. That was 2 weeks ago and I still haven't got them.

Fast forward to right now and I tried ordering them again. I'm shitfaced again. I ordered digital copies by accident...smh. I want to figure out whats going on but I don't want to be a mitherfeucker to whoever handles this. Not sure if it was him that handled sales.

If anybody has any advice I would appreciate it. Think I will just let it be though.


I’m Bender’s sister. I think it would be pretty great if you could let this ride for a few weeks at least. Please have a modicum of respect for us, his close friends and music companions before you ask about fixing two things you did while you were “shitfaced”


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