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Battle Canibus-Owl 2v2 Round 1 Battlebuddies vs Bars


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battle buddies 6 46.15%
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Old 05-15-2016, 10:57 PM   #1
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Canibus-Owl 2v2 Round 1 Battlebuddies vs Bars

Line count is 16 per team
Due Friday midnight est. Voting will close Sunday night/Monday



@Prelec @FatManFromSpace

Bold = Prelec
Italic = fatmanfromspace


So it’s Fattest man & netherlands vs arrogant & embarassment, and I got no time for that
so I’ll just press their buttons to secure the win like simon says

BARON MYNDS A FAG


I swear mufuckers are tryin to outsource our text section
lars is just another part of our unfortunate off-site awkward-text infection

On our donald trump shit, no mac miller or politics though
but me and Prelec supportin a fuckin wall like foreman and fresco


FACTS-->His hobby is reviewing horror movies, and that sounds kind of gay
but he’s used to real terror by now since he has to look at his wife all day



cuz this fool lars poppin out the cuts to yell like a angry feminist
plus Prelec made me look at your bitch's pics now I'm feeling sick like drinking week old beverages


but do you know what rhymes with Kelly Mac?
That bitch has the jawline of DANNY JAQQ


I keep getting distracted by your disgusting wife - fuck your life
guess you teamed up with bags so you can actually fuck her at night


Do you even know who you’re married with - you need a therapist
You only married her because she looks like the girl from the exorcist

oh and fuck you bags you scrawny little faggot


TIME

... @Bags & @Lars

lmao Prelec would clown on a funny tip, til I exposed him now he a pussy bitch
ironic we ain't seen Jan act a boss since I went & outted his government
now who you fucking with? you average chumps while we massacre suckas
so this a clear body to lose, Fat.. and we aint saran wrapping your stomach
you faggots just frontin', talkin that shit til we at the porch to ur crib
Fatman'll look covered in McDonalds sauce when I peel from the corner and dip
plus Prelec corny as shit, so it's over once i throw a punch
…my fists are so fast, they'll split him in half once they go in Dutch
Ayo but LARS who they think they foolin wit?
We on that stupid shit...they better off playin Russian roulette w a fully loaded uzi clip
So lookit Jan....u a bitch...an ur boy? I'll leave him cooked an scram
They be picking him out the sewer for months...that's the Fatman scoop no crooklyn clan
An we kno u a snitch. It runs in ur blood cousin
U got tossed to the heat now U fuckin stinkin undercovers....THAT'S A DUTCH OVEN
Fuckin loser. An ur overweight partners forever just a fuck up
it's ironic u named ya self Fatman space....ccuz that's somethin ull never have enuff of
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Old 05-15-2016, 11:15 PM   #2
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Old 05-16-2016, 12:59 AM   #3
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Old 05-16-2016, 02:35 PM   #4
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lmao ladies first


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Old 05-19-2016, 10:16 AM   #5
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bags checked in at NC

were ready when you guys are yo @Prelec @FatManFromSpace
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Old 05-19-2016, 10:16 AM   #6
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were ready when you guys are yo @Prelec @FatManFromSpace
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Old 05-19-2016, 12:44 PM   #7
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@Lars wanna make it 24 bars?
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Old 05-20-2016, 09:07 PM   #8
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lmao our verse already in yo

shoulda said sooner
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Old 05-21-2016, 02:42 PM   #9
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@JShazo I dont know what you did to the verses but fix it please
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Old 05-21-2016, 04:48 PM   #10
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Old 05-21-2016, 05:21 PM   #11
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@JShazo I dont know what you did to the verses but fix it please
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Old 05-22-2016, 06:25 PM   #12
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Gave this one to battle buddies because I enjoyed their round and it seemed like a real battle verse. On the other hand, bags is a cool combo name but for me there verse was unreadable.
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Old 05-22-2016, 08:06 PM   #13
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voted bars. i thought both were kinda light (battle buds when you go the humour route you gotta spaz, which you unfortunately didn't) but bars had the better moments for me.

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Gave this one to battle buddies because I enjoyed their round and it seemed like a real battle verse. On the other hand, bags is a cool combo name but for me there verse was unreadable.
I voted for you guys just because I'm a gentlemen
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Old 05-23-2016, 10:57 AM   #17
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lmao for the record; Kelly Mac doesnt rhyme with Danny Jaqq

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It does and she's a fucking wreck Lars
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Old 05-23-2016, 02:26 PM   #19
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first verse was soft, second was much harder

no contest here tbh
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