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Old 05-21-2020, 11:50 PM   #1
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Red face Trevor Crow aka Tevercrow tribute thread

I might be the biggest Cadalack fan on the forum, I frequently check old battles of his like v QP SONS, AB Hoggish, Caustic, Pariah, Moodswangz, The Deadman, Lex D, Tantrum and plenty from the ones closer to his death such as Sicarii, Ncredable and Megadef.

I came across one I don't remember ever seeing and holy fuck, his opponent is so bad it's hilarious, he makes Tank Lipp look like Charlie Clips

so, this thread is for anyone who hasn't bore witness to this battle, who might get a laugh out of it


here come the worst of these three rounds..

Round one @ :35 - :1:42

I'm sick like yuck, pulling your cavities out of my knucks

You're on my turf now like the ocean (?) this is my surf (oh, ok...)

your raps is cute little playthings like Nerf

If I'm salmon, then you're a fish fillet

you don't sneeze though, cause I stole your throat when I blessed your soul (???????)

but you'll cough uncontrollable while you up in his ass, til his prostate makes you orgasm and you spill your flask, all over his back, while Kap Kallous' dumbass does math on an abacus - counting your nuts so he can wait for the cup to runneth over so he can lick it up

(yes, that is verbatim)

Round two @ 4:00 - 5:29

i spit truth, while connected to a lie detector test in the vwo-vwo booth (???)

you ain't human, so we call you dinner

i smoke cigars and exhale large

Cadalack Ronnie's a crybaby, like that dude from Jersey on MTV

I spit real tits, you spit up scars (????)

I treat you like that movie The Crying Game...everyone just found out you're a bitch (I think he got that backwards)

Tu-Wong Fu's in the house with the Fu Manchu around his....mouth and lips (look at everyone in his corner at this moment 5:05 - 5:07)

Round three @ 8:55 - 11:04

I'm a boxer; a silver glove - you're a hooker, lookin for a little love

I'll deputize your eyes with shiners with five sides

Dundee saw my tongue and he was like... "That's a blade right there"

You're Goldilocks - doing sex acts with filthy electronics and animatronic objects (?????????????????)

I spit it non-seguoyter, I'm bubonic (*non-sequiter, someone announces from the crowd*) 9:50
TeverCrow responds: You can pronounce it both ways I-I have a Bachelors Degree thanks (pretty sure you cannot pronounce it Non Seh Coy Ter)

repeats: I spit non-sequoyter....yo....

10:17 (this is the best part, so brace yourselves...)

If the mic's a dick, yo, then I am the biggest faggot - cause I put that shit to my lips cause I can't get enough of it (someone yells EW! in the crowd)
(at this point a few people are crackin up and Trevor Crow is waffling like the Waterboy, but wait, that's not enough)

Your whole crew is a bunch of bitches, like the Bradies - I'll give your girl's pussy a noogi, while you experience Reno - a real city (?????)

Don't sit anywhere, cause that's my chair (puts his hand to his heart, WTF....)



Well, there you have it folks
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Old 05-22-2020, 05:27 AM   #2
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bump... lol that non-sequitur part is hilarious
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Old 05-22-2020, 01:25 PM   #3
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Old 05-22-2020, 02:49 PM   #4
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Wow this is exceptionally terrible fucking hell. That 3rd round might honestly be the worst round I've ever heard fucking jeebers. Died laughing with my boy though so there's that haha. Did anyone ever hear from him again or was busy putting all that dick to his lips loool?
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Old 05-22-2020, 05:04 PM   #5
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This is incredible. The third round is one of the worst things ever.
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