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Old 03-14-2014, 01:38 AM   #1
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*TextBattles.com Presents: TIME CRISIS* Sign up period over


As you all have so correctly deduced, this event is all about timed battles. Below I will discuss what type of event this is, what time restrictions, how time will be enforced, and the prize for the event.

Time Crisis is a single-elimination tournament. Battles will commence until there is only one battler left, who is then declared the Time Crisis champ.

In Time Crisis for each round, minus the final, battlers will have two hours to write their bars for their opponent. The bar count (subject to change) will be 8 bars or less. Each battler will be required to write one bar related to a subject we give them and one bar about their opponent (either a personal or name flip). This will hopefully keep people from stock piling bars.

In order to enforce this two hour period, for each round there will be a sign up thread where each battler posts what hour on the succeeding day they would like to write their bars (you are also required to provide your time zone). On the first minute of that hour either @KBomb or I will send you a PM stating your opponent and your subject. You then are required to reply to that PM within 2 hours or you are disqualified. No exceptions.

After all bars have been collected, the following day there will be an open 24 hour voting period. Battlers will be allowed to vote in Time Crisis, but you cannot vote for yourself (auto DQ). After this 24 hour voting period, another sign up thread will be made and battlers have to list the next time they are available to write. The day after the sign up thread will be bars being written, then voting, repeat, etc. This all happens until...

The final battle. Once the semi-final 24 hour voting period has finished, the two finalists then have 24 hours to write 16 bars. They will be given 2 subjects to write about and will require 2 personal bars as well. At midnight the following night, their battle will be posted and there will be 48 hours for the community to pick a winner.

Because of the time crunch, there will be no OT. In the event of a tie, @KBomb, @VanillaNigga and I will vote on the battle to decide a winner.

The Prize:
For Time Crisis I will personally be putting up half of my winnings from Flossed Out. For those unaware of the amount: that is 50 dollars (Cdn).

Good luck and sign up below. The first sign up thread for times goes live Monday, March 17th, so people will be writing Tuesday (EDIT: If you cannot do the day after the sign up thread, it is also possible to have your two hour window during the day of the sign up thread)
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Ohhhhhh, think I know what this is. SHould be dope.
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Ohhhhhh, think I know what this is. SHould be dope.
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Old 03-14-2014, 02:27 AM   #6
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Damn, if this has anything to do with video games, I might have to sit this one out...

Still looking forward to the announcement though.
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I am seriously betting it's a 2v2 tourney with black women bars. #turndownforwhat
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Maybe it's a freestyle/keystyle tournament...

The anticipation is killing me!
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Maybe it's a freestyle/keystyle tournament...

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I just hope I don't choke under pressure.

Vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti...
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whoever guessed that its a randomly paired 2 v 2 tournament using strictly bars are BBBW was exactly correct
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Maybe it's a freestyle/keystyle tournament...

The anticipation is killing me!
How would that be judged though?
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How would that be judged though?
Here's my guess about the logistics of such a thing:

-Each matchup has a time assigned
-Both battlers enter their assigned thread at that time
-Seanzo or KBomb post a list of words/topics to incorporate into the verse in order to ensure that no one can write a verse beforehand
-Both battlers get X amount of time to type a verse in the thread
-The rest of the text battle community votes on whose verse was better after reviewing the finished products

Of course, I could be totally off base about the whole thing, but that's what I'm picturing. I have no inside info though. This is all speculation. I'm probably completely wrong about everything I've guessed.
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Here's my guess about the logistics of such a thing:

-Each matchup has a time assigned
-Both battlers enter their assigned thread at that time
-Seanzo or KBomb post a list of words/topics to incorporate into the verse in order to ensure that no one can write a verse beforehand
-Both battlers get X amount of time to type a verse in the thread
-The rest of the text battle community votes on whose verse was better after reviewing the finished products

Of course, I could be totally off base about the whole thing, but that's what I'm picturing. I have no inside info though. This is all speculation. I'm probably completely wrong about everything I've guessed.
That's actually an outstanding idea.
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I'm hoping for rebuttals. Both in the same thread with parameters, post the first 8 bars, then two 4 bar rebuttals each, one at a time.

Would be sick.
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That's actually an outstanding idea.
I think so too. It might be difficult to arrange times that work well for everyone though. I could see a lot of no-shows happening with that type of format. In any case, I think it would be kinda fun to do something like that. I'd probably get bodied though.
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If this turns out to be the format I predicted, I'm happy I took that word processing class back in high school. I can type fast as shit. I never thought I'd need that skill for writing rapid fire puns about shooting people, but I always knew it would come in handy somehow.
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I think so too. It might be difficult to arrange times that work well for everyone though. I could see a lot of no-shows happening with that type of format. In any case, I think it would be kinda fun to do something like that. I'd probably get bodied though.
One problem. Say we impose a 5 minute limit. What if somebody goes on a rhyming dictionary?
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One problem. Say we impose a 5 minute limit. What if somebody goes on a rhyming dictionary?
Let 'em do it. They'll just be burning their time searching for rhymes (BARS) while the other person is coming up with creative concepts and actually writing a verse. So, I don't think that would actually be an advantage.
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its 3:00 a.m. in the morning

wheres this announcement i ade popcorn
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Hopefully this event wont be so full of salty bitches moaning about the outcomes of text battles they dont care about.
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It's obviously gonna be a competition in which we are pitted against not only our opponents, but a stringent time limit as well...

Not really conducive to producing quality bars, sign me up in any case...

I'm sure it'll still be fun times...
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If any of these battles are theme, after the resounding success of my last suggestion (pause bars), I wanna thrown "Reality Bars" in there.

So instead of talking shooting people 10 times a day, it would sound more like

"Faggots in the pub dissing my bitch, why must they talk this way?
But I pretend I didn't hear and I just walk away"

"I skin up my chronic with zig zag cos I cant afford no gold leaf
Shit, I made a 2 gram twenty bag stretch out a whole week"

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fuck jimbo, sucks to be you
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Shit I'm in work on Tuesday otherwise I would be all about this. Good luck everyone.
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Old 03-14-2014, 04:25 PM   #38
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Shit I'm in work on Tuesday otherwise I would be all about this. Good luck everyone.
Crap. This may be a common occurrence. What about if people can choose either the day of the sign up thread or the day after?
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Old 03-14-2014, 04:26 PM   #39
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I have no idea how to participate in this, so I would greatly appreciate it if someone were to explain what I have to do in order to be entered, deadlines, who to post to, etc....

If I can compete, that is...
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