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Old 12-08-2016, 12:03 AM   #1
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RMBVA Presents Secret Slaughter: Clash of the Kingpens

In our next Secret Slaughter installment, we're pitting one of the text battle veterans and everyone's favorite supermod, riffic, with his strengths being his writing, punches, and ability to seamlessly change between sexual orientation after a few drinks, against the most well known battle rap journalist of our day and age, Battle Rap Chris, who features equally strong writing but alas, cannot match the sexual fluidity of riffic. Who will come out on top in this clash of some of the best writers we have available?

@riffic

‘Bout to AP style on ‘em… and, dawg, I’ve seen you tweet some events
It honestly made me stop and rethink the freedom of press

& tell Jackson Yates he’s got the street cred of Kathy Bates
Dude’s got tacky taste and yells #FIIIIIREEEE when he masturbates
Got dealt a bad hand with your colleagues—this flop might seem unusual:
You’ll get @Jack Deuce in a black suit while you live tweet his funeral

GUN BAR INTERLUDE: but this singin’ you hear is no hook
& these bullets split tissues like women watching The Notebook
Don’t look stupid, not always lucid when I’m firin’ chrome
But if you want it tu-ring, test… I swear it's got a mind of its own

Back to you — HipHopDX? what a big assignment!!
That shit is so low below the totem pole you’d have to dig to find it
So the only time you’ll rep XXL is on your high school shirt tags
Only thing in common with your wife is spending time with dirtbags

& when we cross paths at the Bunker, I’m sure you’ll be great to see
I’m about to buy this bitch a snow cone… LACED WITH WEED!!!!

@BattleRapChris

So now I’ve got a battle with Riffic?
Well let’s see what I can come up with in 15 minutes

How’d I go from Ricky Proehl to you?
My last battle I freestyled against Dumbfounded on no notice
Your last battle you no-showed your partner and two opponents
AND it was a text battle

So you're Rory LeLand? Well I’m cracking R.L.’s spine
My pen got all the kids scared like I’m R.L. Stine
Met you at Massacre, the conversation was fine at best
Til you ran over to Avocado like "Kyle can you sign my chest?”

See me grip the iron, Rory you’d better run
Test me? Par 3, the eagle make a hole in one
And if I see you on some green, I’m snatching it fast
Take your bread if you whine n’leave a bloody body in Mass

Every punch'll change ya face up, I got Rorschach skills
I land more while you watch men talk smack for thrills
Does mod'ing a forum help you stack those bills?
Sheriff of a sad ghost town that Talkback killed

That’s why it’s always funny to watch you belittle others
Knowing you look like Charron’s less cool, bed-wetting, red-headed little brother
So go fuck yourself or die in a fiery shower
Chumps like you put the “ivory" in "ivory tower"
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Old 12-08-2016, 12:05 AM   #2
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riffic, with his strengths being his writing, punches, and ability to seamlessly change between sexual orientation after a few drinks, against the most well known battle rap journalist of our day and age, Battle Rap Chris, who features equally strong writing but alas, cannot match the sexual fluidity of riffic.
hahahahahahahaha @KBomb >>>>
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Old 12-08-2016, 12:36 AM   #7
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ayo brc if i vote for you, let me get an article on battlerap.com i'm doin' a piece on the best slogans, ranked
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nvm after that riffic round i'm not sure i wanna vote for u
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daaaaaaaaamn brc said his guv'ment name

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Old 12-08-2016, 12:39 AM   #10
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Bread, whine, blood, body, mass!?! Damn, I gotta give some props to you Chris (Eucharist)
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Props to riffic as well because I have worn a black suit to a funeral before, so it stands to reason I would to my own as well
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I'd like to start this recap by thanking both @riffic and @BattleRapChris for not ending EVERY LINE LIKE THIS.

Seriously though, that's a good way to make me read the round n' go BYE BYE QUICK.

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‘Bout to AP style on ‘em… and, dawg, I’ve seen you tweet some events
It honestly made me stop and rethink the freedom of press
Alright, I'm not entirely sure what he means by AP Style on 'em. Associated Press? Alternative Press? Advanced Placement? It's dumb and I've got no idea what the meaning is there, but I think it was redeemed entirely by the nasty freedom of press bar.

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& tell Jackson Yates he’s got the street cred of Kathy Bates
Dude’s got tacky taste and yells #FIIIIIREEEE when he masturbates
Got dealt a bad hand with your colleagues—this flop might seem unusual:
You’ll get @Jack Deuce in a black suit while you live tweet his funeral
Jesus. Clean as ever. Went after all 2 of the Battlerap.com writing staff, and every bar was connected with similar syllables. The usual AABB setup punchline style used here is great, readable, and strong. This is the standard, everyone -- anything less than this is wild corny.

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GUN BAR INTERLUDE: but this singin’ you hear is no hook
& these bullets split tissues like women watching The Notebook
Don’t look stupid, not always lucid when I’m firin’ chrome
But if you want it tu-ring, test… I swear it's got a mind of its own
Tu-ring test bar is incredible. The only issue is that a gun isn't a computer. Unless, of course, this is riffic implying his guns are as advanced as a computer, in which case this is even crazier than before. (we need a dot smiley for moments like this, because i'm reaching like a motherfucker @Seanzo)

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Back to you — HipHopDX? what a big assignment!!
That shit is so low below the totem pole you’d have to dig to find it
So the only time you’ll rep XXL is on your high school shirt tags
Only thing in common with your wife is spending time with dirtbags
There's really not much to even say about a Riffic round. It's Bigg K-levels of formulaic, but he strips all predictability away from it. The setups don't seem forced, and the payoff punchline isn't only there to satiate the reader's need for consistency. Every bar's hitting.

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& when we cross paths at the Bunker, I’m sure you’ll be great to see
I’m about to buy this bitch a snow cone… LACED WITH WEED!!!!
0/10 my guy entire round ruined by this shit

Riffic earns himself a solid 4 out of 5 crying Jordans.




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So now I’ve got a battle with Riffic?
Well let’s see what I can come up with in 15 minutes
Rocky start on the premise that it's shaky and doesn't quite flow, but good concept and the point is made.

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How’d I go from Ricky Proehl to you?
My last battle I freestyled against Dumbfounded on no notice
Your last battle you no-showed your partner and two opponents
AND it was a text battle
Still rocky, because the only rhyming bit is the middle 2 and then the top and bottom just come across as out-of-place. I get that people wanna add dialogue/speech to the verse as a way to make it feel realer, but it only takes away from it. I do think it's hilarious that Chris can use that freestyle shit as leverage though, hahahahahahhaha

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So you're Rory LeLand? Well I’m cracking R.L.’s spine
My pen got all the kids scared like I’m R.L. Stine
Met you at Massacre, the conversation was fine at best
Til you ran over to Avocado like "Kyle can you sign my chest?”
The RL Stine bar felt like it was coming, but it doesn't take away from it. The image of Riffic genuinely running over to Avo asking for his chest signed makes this whole 4-bar setup fucking hilarious, though.

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See me grip the iron, Rory you’d better run
Test me? Par 3, the eagle make a hole in one
And if I see you on some green, I’m snatching it fast
Take your bread if you whine n’leave a bloody body in Mass
and out of nowhere, BRC begins fucking COOKING with the Hole in One bar. Perfectly reestablished his momentum.

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Every punch'll change ya face up, I got Rorschach skills
I land more while you watch men talk smack for thrills
Does mod'ing a forum help you stack those bills?
Sheriff of a sad ghost town that Talkback killed
Disgusting. Also, feels like I've been breaking this verse down for a while now. Chris spent a lot of time waiting, but this is fire. An entire verse of this could probably beat anyone on-site in a 16 vs 16.

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That’s why it’s always funny to watch you belittle others
Knowing you look like Charron’s less cool, bed-wetting, red-headed little brother
So go fuck yourself or die in a fiery shower
Chumps like you put the “ivory" in "ivory tower"
"So go fuck yourself or die in a fiery shower" is one of the funniest setups in history. That's strikingly Charron-like. Also, I've got no clue what the fuck the Ivory Tower bar means, but the Charron's brother shit is hilarious.

BRC gets 3 crying Jordans.



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edging to riffic (that turing test bar was DIRTY) but brc had flashes of brilliance and shocked me - i'm a fan now
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jesus christ this is 3/3 on fucking insane battles...both guys showed out here. EOTY easy
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See me grip the iron, Rory you’d better run
Test me? Par 3, the eagle make a hole in one
And if I see you on some green, I’m snatching it fast
Take your bread if you whine n’leave a bloody body in Mass
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Old 12-08-2016, 02:18 AM   #17
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I'm gonna keep it a buck we talk shit all the time @riffic but nobody puts words together like you on this site except @SonnyDaze in terms of just pure skill there really aren't too many ppl fuckin with you

Now I voted @BattleRapChris because overall I feel he put together a better verse.. I think he touched more areas and was more diverse and he just had a clean ass verse

Overall tho this shit was a classic for sure and super debatable I think if you enjoy crazy penmanship you go riffic if you like an overall dope round with a lil bit of everything you Chris

Good Job niggas
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Riffic had a really good jab heavy verse, but BRC knocked him out with this heymaker

Met you at Massacre, the conversation was fine at best
Til you ran over to Avocado like "Kyle can you sign my chest?”


close one here. Nice job fellas

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Was interesting seeing Riffic go more of a humor route with the punchlines, it was good, but dude is a monster with the word play, I think we could've seen more from him in this department. I'm not saying he didn't take this too seriously, but he didn't take this too seriously lol.

Gotta go with BRC here, dude did a good amount of clowning too, he had a few punchlines that had me laughing out loud here. Tough call here, one of those battles where I could change my mind the next time I read it type of thing.
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Old 12-08-2016, 04:19 AM   #24
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riffic was vicious here
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This shit is so hard yh
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Old 12-08-2016, 07:08 AM   #26
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Fun battle! Shouts to @KBomb for the invite and to @riffic for bringing the heat!
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Old 12-08-2016, 07:12 AM   #27
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Also, I've got no clue what the fuck the Ivory Tower bar means


That's the coldest line of the verse, even with the terrible set up.
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@riffic

‘Bout to AP style on ‘em… and, dawg, I’ve seen you tweet some events
It honestly made me stop and rethink the freedom of press
lol

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Dude’s got tacky taste and yells #FIIIIIREEEE when he masturbates
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You’ll get @Jack Deuce in a black suit while you live tweet his funeral
damn dope

GUN BAR INTERLUDE: but this singin’ you hear is no hook
& these bullets split tissues like women watching The Notebook
never watched the notebook

Don’t look stupid, not always lucid when I’m firin’ chrome
But if you want it tu-ring, test… I swear it's got a mind of its own
nice

Back to you — HipHopDX? what a big assignment!!
That shit is so low below the totem pole you’d have to dig to find it
meh

So the only time you’ll rep XXL is on your high school shirt tags
meh

Only thing in common with your wife is spending time with dirtbags
supermeh


& when we cross paths at the Bunker, I’m sure you’ll be great to see
I’m about to buy this bitch a snow cone… LACED WITH WEED!!!!

you started really strong but kinda fell off in the second half, still a good verse tho but couldve been mre consistent


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So now I’ve got a battle with Riffic?
Well let’s see what I can come up with in 15 minutes
thats my tactic

How’d I go from Ricky Proehl to you?
My last battle I freestyled against Dumbfounded on no notice
Your last battle you no-showed your partner and two opponents
AND it was a text battle
fax

So you're Rory LeLand?
exposeddd

Well I’m cracking R.L.’s spine
My pen got all the kids scared like I’m R.L. Stine
dont get it
Met you at Massacre, the conversation was fine at best
Til you ran over to Avocado like "Kyle can you sign my chest?”
damn riffic cmon

See me grip the iron, Rory you’d better run
Test me? Par 3, the eagle make a hole in one
dope but i feel like this has been done a thousand times already

And if I see you on some green, I’m snatching it fast
Take your bread if you whine n’leave a bloody body in Mass
dope

Every punch'll change ya face up, I got Rorschach skills
I land more while you watch men talk smack for thrills
Does mod'ing a forum help you stack those bills?
Sheriff of a sad ghost town that Talkback killed


That’s why it’s always funny to watch you belittle others
Knowing you look like Charron’s less cool, bed-wetting, red-headed little brotherfaxxxxxxxxx

So go fuck yourself or die in a fiery shower
Chumps like you put the “ivory" in "ivory tower"
???


both had really cool verses but I felt riffic took the W here, both were funny and really attacking the opponent which is nice, BRC just had a lot of loose ends nahmsayin, didnt really punch or close topic. Great battle Vote Riffic
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Old 12-08-2016, 09:39 AM   #29
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Old 12-08-2016, 10:24 AM   #30
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People in ivory tower dont know Whats going on with the people. Putting the ivory in ivory tower means he is either super white or super rich (or both) and is disassociated from the culture

Edit: vote BRC test me par 3 the eagle make a hole in one was COLD
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Old 12-08-2016, 03:09 PM   #31
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riffic's turing test bar.....


BRC's bloody body in Mass.....


jesus christ you two
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Old 12-08-2016, 03:37 PM   #32
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Hard to judge. Enjoyed both, got a wee personal on both sides which i like. Im not one for 4 bar breakdowns. Will read later and decide. Battles of the event thus far
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In our next Secret Slaughter installment, we're pitting one of the text battle veterans and everyone's favorite supermod, riffic, with his strengths being his writing, punches, and ability to seamlessly change between sexual orientation after a few drinks, against the most well known battle rap journalist of our day and age, Battle Rap Chris, who features equally strong writing but alas, cannot match the sexual fluidity of riffic. Who will come out on top in this clash of some of the best writers we have available?

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‘Bout to AP style on ‘em… and, dawg, I’ve seen you tweet some events
It honestly made me stop and rethink the freedom of press

& tell Jackson Yates he’s got the street cred of Kathy Bates
Dude’s got tacky taste and yells #FIIIIIREEEE when he masturbates
Got dealt a bad hand with your colleagues—this flop might seem unusual:
You’ll get @Jack Deuce in a black suit while you live tweet his funeral

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& these bullets split tissues like women watching The Notebook
Don’t look stupid, not always lucid when I’m firin’ chrome
But if you want it tu-ring, test… I swear it's got a mind of its own

Back to you — HipHopDX? what a big assignment!!
That shit is so low below the totem pole you’d have to dig to find it
So the only time you’ll rep XXL is on your high school shirt tags
Only thing in common with your wife is spending time with dirtbags

& when we cross paths at the Bunker, I’m sure you’ll be great to see
I’m about to buy this bitch a snow cone… LACED WITH WEED!!!!

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So now I’ve got a battle with Riffic?
Well let’s see what I can come up with in 15 minutes

How’d I go from Ricky Proehl to you?
My last battle I freestyled against Dumbfounded on no notice
Your last battle you no-showed your partner and two opponents
AND it was a text battle
And it was a text battle.... Good shit Chris
Riffic you the man but this got me.
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Old 12-08-2016, 07:13 PM   #35
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Old 12-08-2016, 07:16 PM   #36
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That's the coldest line of the verse, even with the terrible set up.
woke up the next morning and caught every bar

still can't vote for you on account of how clunky the first half is, but you did fantastic and prob better than i could do regardless

u should battle hiphopisreal
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Jesus that was expensive ngl
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This is really hard to judge.

clean writing/readability : riffic hard to beat in this category
humor: riffic edge, but chris was funny too
personals/angles: BRC whole verse was just hittin heavier
wordplay: just by addin the gunbar interlude/tu-ring bar riffic showed he could have written this whole thing a lot different but chose the humor route

BRC really impressed me with this one. I forgot that he battled Ricky and can't remember if I thought it was good, ill have to go back and check that out. The one category I thought he got have the weight of the personals/angles, but in this battle it just seemed to take over, and I almost went with him based on that alone, but in the end I went with riffic edge on points. was very hard to call this one.

oh and fiery showers greatest setup ever.
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talk about replay value! it even has an intro worth watching
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