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Old 12-08-2016, 08:05 PM   #41
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riffic is dope

as fucking if chris beats him that was good man


this part is structurally satisfying :P weird for a text battle but good flow dude

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Old 12-08-2016, 08:40 PM   #42
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Old 12-08-2016, 08:47 PM   #43
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Riffic was pretty good here. It took me a few re-reads to judge this. I went with Chris though. Only by a little. This was Riffic's best performance in my opinion.
Good job men
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Old 12-08-2016, 09:46 PM   #44
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‘Bout to AP style on ‘em… and, dawg, I’ve seen you tweet some events
It honestly made me stop and rethink the freedom of press
LOLOLOL

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& tell Jackson Yates he’s got the street cred of Kathy Bates
Dude’s got tacky taste and yells #FIIIIIREEEE when he masturbates
LOLOLOL

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You’ll get @Jack Deuce in a black suit while you live tweet his funeral
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GUN BAR INTERLUDE: but this singin’ you hear is no hook
& these bullets split tissues like women watching The Notebook
That was a COLD notebook bar.

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Don’t look stupid, not always lucid when I’m firin’ chrome
But if you want it tu-ring, test… I swear it's got a mind of its own
FIRE!

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Back to you — HipHopDX? what a big assignment!!
That shit is so low below the totem pole you’d have to dig to find it
Sure.

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So the only time you’ll rep XXL is on your high school shirt tags
Only thing in common with your wife is spending time with dirtbags
Sick.

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& when we cross paths at the Bunker, I’m sure you’ll be great to see
I’m about to buy this bitch a snow cone… LACED WITH WEED!!!!
Decent.

I like how relevant this verse was, classic Riffic stuff, really funny with some very witty/clever bars. Not much else to say, great verse.

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So now I’ve got a battle with Riffic?
Well let’s see what I can come up with in 15 minutes
Lol

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How’d I go from Ricky Proehl to you?
My last battle I freestyled against Dumbfounded on no notice
Your last battle you no-showed your partner and two opponents
AND it was a text battle
LOLOLOLOLOL real shit don't gotta rhyme

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So you're Rory LeLand? Well I’m cracking R.L.’s spine
My pen got all the kids scared like I’m R.L. Stine
Mmhhmm

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Met you at Massacre, the conversation was fine at best
Til you ran over to Avocado like "Kyle can you sign my chest?”
Lol

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See me grip the iron, Rory you’d better run
Test me? Par 3, the eagle make a hole in one
Bit played.

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And if I see you on some green, I’m snatching it fast
Take your bread if you whine n’leave a bloody body in Mass
FLAMES!

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Every punch'll change ya face up, I got Rorschach skills
I land more while you watch men talk smack for thrills
Does mod'ing a forum help you stack those bills?
Sheriff of a sad ghost town that Talkback killed
The rhyme is a bit off, Rorschach line nice Watchmen line a bit tenuous, Talkback line COLD AF.

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That’s why it’s always funny to watch you belittle others
Knowing you look like Charron’s less cool, bed-wetting, red-headed little brother
Well none of us know what Riffic looks like but ok.

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So go fuck yourself or die in a fiery shower
Chumps like you put the “ivory" in "ivory tower"
Don't get it.

Also a really funny verse, the 'and it was a textbattle' might be my favourite bit in the battle. Some parts didn't work for me though, tapered off a bit at the end also.

This had me genuinely laughing, and it was great the way yous both tailored you material for each other (as 2 of the forums biggest personalities it seems fitting). Very close, but Riffic had the more consistent verse for me with everything hitting, so gets my vote. Nice 1 both.
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OKAYYYYY!! HERE WE GO AGAIN! STREET STATUS NECESSARY-STREET STATUS NECESSARY-STREET STATUS NECESSARY-STREET STATUS NECESSARY

@riffic

‘Bout to AP style on ‘em… and, dawg, I’ve seen you tweet some events
It honestly made me stop and rethink the freedom of press
Nice start

& tell Jackson Yates he’s got the street cred of Kathy Bates
Dude’s got tacky taste and yells #FIIIIIREEEE when he masturbates
Hahaa, keep going
Got dealt a bad hand with your colleagues—this flop might seem unusual:
You’ll get @Jack Deuce in a black suit while you live tweet his funeral
Okay, shout out Jack

GUN BAR INTERLUDE: but this singin’ you hear is no hook
& these bullets split tissues like women watching The Notebook
Don’t look stupid, not always lucid when I’m firin’ chrome
But if you want it tu-ring, test… I swear it's got a mind of its own
Turing Test/ mind of it's own, HEAT

Back to you — HipHopDX? what a big assignment!!
That shit is so low below the totem pole you’d have to dig to find it
Talk to em
So the only time you’ll rep XXL is on your high school shirt tags
Only thing in common with your wife is spending time with dirtbags
Thaaaats riiiiight...

& when we cross paths at the Bunker, I’m sure you’ll be great to see
I’m about to buy this bitch a snow cone… LACED WITH WEED!!!!
Closer was like a disposable mini bic... a little lighter. Solid verse tho

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So now I’ve got a battle with Riffic?
Well let’s see what I can come up with in 15 minutes
Chris on his Charlie Clips shit

How’d I go from Ricky Proehl to you?
My last battle I freestyled against Dumbfounded on no notice
Your last battle you no-showed your partner and two opponents
AND it was a text battle
FACTS!!!

So you're Rory LeLand? Well I’m cracking R.L.’s spine
My pen got all the kids scared like I’m R.L. Stine
Lets go
Met you at Massacre, the conversation was fine at best
Til you ran over to Avocado like "Kyle can you sign my chest?”
Hahaaa

See me grip the iron, Rory you’d better run
Test me? Par 3, the eagle make a hole in one
Fire punchline
And if I see you on some green, I’m snatching it fast
Take your bread if you whine n’leave a bloody body in Mass
Okayy

Every punch'll change ya face up, I got Rorschach skills
I land more while you watch men talk smack for thrills
Does mod'ing a forum help you stack those bills?
Sheriff of a sad ghost town that Talkback killed
First and last lines were cold

That’s why it’s always funny to watch you belittle others
Knowing you look like Charron’s less cool, bed-wetting, red-headed little brother
So go fuck yourself or die in a fiery shower
Chumps like you put the “ivory" in "ivory tower"
Finished kinda like a women's softball club... Lez team. NO, I less steam.. Okay I give up, but solid verse.


Aight. So standout lines for me were the "fire when he masturbates" and "Turing Test/Mind of it's own" from riffic, but Chris had a few more that I was fucking with. Tbf, it looks like Chris wrote a bit more, but the "Rorschach skills / talkback killed" lines were hot, as was the "hole in one" line. What edged it for me was the personal line about riffic running off on da plug, that hit kinda hard for me, so I'm edging it to Chris in a close one. Dope battle.
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@riffic

ĎBout to AP style on ĎemÖ and, dawg, Iíve seen you tweet some events
It honestly made me stop and rethink the freedom of press

"Funny but not too hard hitting"... haha, just playin, cool start

& tell Jackson Yates heís got the street cred of Kathy Bates
Dudeís got tacky taste and yells #FIIIIIREEEE when he masturbates
Got dealt a bad hand with your colleaguesóthis flop might seem unusual:
Youíll get @Jack Deuce in a black suit while you live tweet his funeral

Not too heavy from a punch standpoint but the first two lines were 100% fax (Jackson Yates is the biggest hipster in battle rap) and the last two lines read really slick

GUN BAR INTERLUDE: but this singiní you hear is no hook
& these bullets split tissues like women watching The Notebook
Donít look stupid, not always lucid when Iím firiní chrome
But if you want it tu-ring, testÖ I swear it's got a mind of its own

Notebook punch was cool, turing test was expensive!

Back to you ó HipHopDX? what a big assignment!!
That shit is so low below the totem pole youíd have to dig to find it
So the only time youíll rep XXL is on your high school shirt tags
Only thing in common with your wife is spending time with dirtbags

Cool personal/career jabs, good string of back-to-back-to-back punches

& when we cross paths at the Bunker, Iím sure youíll be great to see
Iím about to buy this bitch a snow coneÖ LACED WITH WEED!!!!

Not sure if this is a inside joke or not. For a lighthearted closer, it ended the verse well, but still, emphasis on light (wordplay!)

@BattleRapChris

So now Iíve got a battle with Riffic?
Well letís see what I can come up with in 15 minutes

Let's see

Howíd I go from Ricky Proehl to you?
My last battle I freestyled against Dumbfounded on no notice
Your last battle you no-showed your partner and two opponents
AND it was a text battle

Ha, BRC up-to-date on RMBVA current events!

So you're Rory LeLand? Well Iím cracking R.L.ís spine
My pen got all the kids scared like Iím R.L. Stine
Met you at Massacre, the conversation was fine at best
Til you ran over to Avocado like "Kyle can you sign my chest?Ē

RL Stine punch was predictable, but the Avo punch was hilarious

See me grip the iron, Rory youíd better run
Test me? Par 3, the eagle make a hole in one
And if I see you on some green, Iím snatching it fast
Take your bread if you whine níleave a bloody body in Mass

DAMNNNNNN, BRC gets his first text battle DON DEMARCO

Every punch'll change ya face up, I got Rorschach skills
I land more while you watch men talk smack for thrills
Does mod'ing a forum help you stack those bills?
Sheriff of a sad ghost town that Talkback killed

Tying in Alan Moore was a little bit of a reach, but as a whole, these 4 lines were really dope

Thatís why itís always funny to watch you belittle others
Knowing you look like Charronís less cool, bed-wetting, red-headed little brother
So go fuck yourself or die in a fiery shower
Chumps like you put the ďivory" in "ivory tower"

Cool little character assassination to end the verse
This was the most debatable battle of the event for me.

Riffic was a little more consistent, while BRC had more bars that I'd consider "heavy".

BRC gets my vote off the strength of that.
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Old 12-11-2016, 06:43 PM   #53
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Hard to judge very close. I had to edge to riffic. He had less misses
BRC started meh...
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Stupid fire on both sides, potential battle of the event tbh

everything relevant has been said already, posters in this thread on point af

edge riffic but really we all won
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