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Old 12-22-2016, 04:09 PM   #1
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my dude @Laugh N' Stalk (not sure if he's actually my dude just roll with it) did a pretty good stand up set! check it out i enjoyed it

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Old 12-22-2016, 06:06 PM   #2
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Pretty funny. Dunno about the bunker for a comedy venue. Very echo-y sounded kinda empty.

Watched with a friend i go see comedy with. Both thought stalk did a good job. Watched Carter Deems after this. Can see him getting more famous in stand up than battling
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You think there are alot of random battlers. Waaaay more random comedians.
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it was more of a dig at how bad i think he is as a battler, not how little comedians there are present in modern stand-up
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His persona is definitely suited more to stand up then battling (we are talking about Deems right?)
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His persona is definitely suited more to stand up the battling.
for sure seeing as how he looks like a randomized fallout character and his battles en masse might as well be a standup routine that rhymes

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I thought this was like really, really bad. Bad comedy is incredibly uncomfortable
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Looking like a Terminally ill pedophile Cop isn't one of Laugh N Stalk's strong suits. Got to agree with @Jack Deuce cause this was really bad comedy and I've seen bad comedy. I didn't laugh or even crack a smile. Once you heard all the jokes ever said it's like there's no more jokes after that. Plus it's not like we all dumb or never heard jokes before or we are super young. A lot of you guys on here are very smart and look up to the greatest minds and actors and comedians in the world that impressed you over the years.
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yeah wasn't feeling this maybe im not "white enough"

all his material and jokes just wasn't hitting to me at all
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oh god damn it .. k can't stand these battlers transitioning into standup ;

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first of all.I hated dirtbag dan hosting , really wasn't prepared for his presence ..

dressed like Justin bieber dressed 7* years ago (still an improvement for dan tho I must say )

then dan pronounced his name as "laughing stalk" which is definitely absolutely not his name ... I mean way to completely miss the whole pun aspect of the name , I wonder if dan even knows theres wird pley in the name
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alright heres my take for laughing stalk if bes looking for some feedback

ima a big stand up fan , I guess mostly every body is but w/e ,

the entire performance was actually NOOOOOT bad , particularly for like a newer comic , idk how many times hes done standup before but this was definitely not cringey or anything like other people were saying

I thought the bowling joke was cool and capping it off with "it doesn't matter " was cool , think he could even fit in another pun or two if you could make it fit in smoothly ;

the cut throat kitchen bit was really badly put together and went nowhere , gotta scrap that

the law n order bit was useless ; a really long way to go just to compliment your girlfriend on her law n order skills ; there was really no joke or pay off for the listener ; is the point of the joke to make me wanna date your gf ?

the Dennys bit was actually a strong premise u could take that one and stretch it if u gad some more Dennys / fights / wshh material

all in all - I expected it to be way worse ; I liked it more than dan and caustics stand up ;
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He pretty much dissed himself so he wanted to take this L. First Charron saying he's got autism then Pat Getting emotional to Hollow making t shirts off Charlie's slogan. These guys know how to give themselves Ls and pretty much show how shit they are on purpose but if they willing to show it at least have the balls to say something to let them know they need to stop and don't contribute to the culture.
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He pretty much dissed himself so he wanted to take this L. First Charron saying he's got autism then Pat Getting emotional to Hollow making t shirts off Charlie's slogan. These guys know how to give themselves Ls and pretty much show how shit they are on purpose but if they willing to show it at least have the balls to say something to let them know they need to stop and don't contribute to the culture.
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He's not the type of guy I'd invite over for Christmas dinner with my family. Plus the fact he took time to write that garbage and rehearsed it shows he's trash. But don't take my word for it. Just listen to the crowd in the video. That shit was cringe but people was trying to give em hope but the shit just didn't connect very well. I mean I get but damn there's so many other comedians doing way better than this guy. No offence but the crystal shit he's bringing up it's like he wants us to know he's a meth baby but I don't care cause last trash bag bitch on Last comic standing couldn't win with her trailer trash ass jokes with her ugly trailer trash hillbilly ass.
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He's not the type of guy I'd invite over for Christmas dinner with my family. Plus the fact he took time to write that garbage and rehearsed it shows he's trash. But don't take my word for it. Just listen to the crowd in the video. That shit was cringe but people was trying to give em hope but the shit just didn't connect very well. I mean I get but damn there's so many other comedians doing way better than this guy. No offence but the crystal shit he's bringing up it's like he wants us to know he's a meth baby but I don't care cause last trash bag bitch on Last comic standing couldn't win with her trailer trash ass jokes with her ugly trailer trash hillbilly ass.
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He pretty much dissed himself so he wanted to take this L. First Charron saying he's got autism then Pat Getting emotional to Hollow making t shirts off Charlie's slogan. These guys know how to give themselves Ls and pretty much show how shit they are on purpose but if they willing to show it at least have the balls to say something to let them know they need to stop and don't contribute to the culture.
Idk man I think you're comparing stand up to battle rap too much. And on top of that you're comparing LnS's self deprication humor to Charron's "pity me" underdog writing and Pat Stay's "real shit" writing. These things are so different like they're not comparable. i get that you don't like dude's style but how does that warrant suggesting that he walk off a cliff??? I won't lie tho, the photo of the cliff you posted is str8 fire

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Watched with a friend i go see comedy with. Both thought stalk did a good job. Watched Carter Deems after this. Can see him getting more famous in stand up than battling
Does Carter have any other stand up shows out? The one DBD released was awful!
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Old 12-25-2016, 03:21 AM   #32
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Hey guys. Thank you to anyone that gave this a view. If you liked it, that's awesome. If not, I hear ya. I assure you, nobody cringes more at that set than I do. It's really just a 10 minute display of what happens when Carter Deems asks you to do something with puppy dog eyes. But hopefully someone liked it and I'm glad Dan & Co threw a dart in the dark with me.

Also, as someone who doesn't get that much of a vile feedback from the audience, Lil ill's enthusiastic disdain for me is a genuinely welcomed and embraced thing.
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He's not the type of guy I'd invite over for Christmas dinner with my family. Plus the fact he took time to write that garbage and rehearsed it shows he's trash. But don't take my word for it. Just listen to the crowd in the video. That shit was cringe but people was trying to give em hope but the shit just didn't connect very well. I mean I get but damn there's so many other comedians doing way better than this guy. No offence but the crystal shit he's bringing up it's like he wants us to know he's a meth baby but I don't care cause last trash bag bitch on Last comic standing couldn't win with her trailer trash ass jokes with her ugly trailer trash hillbilly ass.
You seem unhappy with your own life.
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Old 12-25-2016, 05:18 PM   #35
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nah but if I looked like a inbreed pedophile cop I definitely would hate my life. Laugh n Stalk makes us look at our own lives and see how fortunate we are with the cards we was given in life.
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What I meant is white people invented the N word. Now they can't say it no more. You know cause of racism and stuff right. But everyone in Don't Flop is definitely a NigEurgh get it?
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nah but if I looked like a inbreed pedophile cop I definitely would hate my life. Laugh n Stalk makes us look at our own lives and see how fortunate we are with the cards we was given in life.
Actually Laugh N Stalk is everything that's good in the world, ever.

I hope to procreate with the female version of him.
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Old 12-25-2016, 11:01 PM   #37
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nah but if I looked like a inbreed pedophile cop I definitely would hate my life. Laugh n Stalk makes us look at our own lives and see how fortunate we are with the cards we was given in life.
be honest, Phil... do you really think you're better looking that LnS?
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be honest, Phil... do you really think you're better looking that LnS?
oh hell yeah. Plus I don't need a beard or mustache like DBD and LNS to use it as a gimmick too. I'm Italian and we believe in family and keep our personal life to ourselves. No need to do stand up about my life. It would probably bore us just as much as Laugh N stalk. I'd tell em to stick with rap but that shit is something he ain't even good at too. Why everyone want to be in a world they don't belong in tho? is it the fans? the trolls? the views? the attention? what?
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oh hell yeah. Plus I don't need a beard or mustache like DBD and LNS to use it as a gimmick too. I'm Italian and we believe in family and keep our personal life to ourselves. No need to do stand up about my life. It would probably bore us just as much as Laugh N stalk. I'd tell em to stick with rap but that shit is something he ain't even good at too. Why everyone want to be in a world they don't belong in tho? is it the fans? the trolls? the views? the attention? what?
That's pretty dope. What do you think are your best traits? Physical and otherwise
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That's pretty dope. What do you think are your best traits? Physical and otherwise
It isn't his text battles.
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