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Old 06-17-2018, 05:30 AM   #1
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Don't Flop make a WTF return to battle rap

Genuinely not a joke. Eurgh takes one more step towards becoming Mad Illz by announcing a pro-wrestling mixed with battle rap event:

https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/dont-...785547?aff=es2

Hilariously Jonny Storm was announced for the event, but it turns out it is a wrestler.

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Those attending should expect raps scattered with foul language and bouts packed with dangerous stunts - for your own safety, do not try either at home!
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Old 06-17-2018, 06:04 AM   #2
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Holy shit SENSA is coming back
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Old 06-17-2018, 07:46 AM   #3
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Holy shit SENSA is coming back
He just had a battle with Shox too, so seems so.
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Old 06-17-2018, 08:51 AM   #4
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Would be a lot more fun if the wrestlers were rapping and the rappers wrestling
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Old 06-17-2018, 11:01 AM   #7
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Would be a lot more fun if the wrestlers were rapping and the rappers wrestling
I sometimes wonder if that is what Pedro thinks everytime he does the shirt rip
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Old 06-17-2018, 12:06 PM   #8
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UK battle rap seems to have gone full 2009 with terrible edgy Sensa battles, a KOTD crossover, burgeoning Shooty Hoorah league. But it may have now peaked with this.

I think I am starting to understand what all those people meant when they said 'If it aint URL it dont count!'
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Old 06-17-2018, 03:00 PM   #9
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Old 06-17-2018, 03:29 PM   #10
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Isn't wrestling still super popular in the UK? Eurgh is the Vince McMahon of this shit.
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Isn't wrestling still super popular in the UK? Eurgh is the Vince McMahon of this shit.
Yeah ITV (20 years ago on of four main channel) are about to run a wrestling series, WWE are about to run their second U.K. championship tournament (Bruiserweight! etc.) + lots of strong indie promotions, Progress, ICW
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Eurgh is Vince Russo, nope Eric Bischoff
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Old 06-17-2018, 08:25 PM   #15
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Also (Shuffle T voice) when they say I got heat theyíre not saying Iím an unpopular wrestler...
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Old 06-17-2018, 08:31 PM   #16
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this idea needs a heel and a face for it to hit it off.
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When I lift the strap itís no tag title
Keep the strap at my waist like Diesel.
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Old 06-17-2018, 10:27 PM   #18
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Keep the strap at my waist like Diesel.
He may look diesel but heís no Nash
70lbs and a kiddy fiddler moustache
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this idea needs a heel and a face for it to hit it off.
With Sensa there, they definitely have their heel...
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The crowd throwing trash at you tonight, you're a Stan.

Hogan/Nash, one poke of my finger drop you right where you stand.

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Talk that wrestling nerd shit!

You just a new Jack on a train but Iíll cause a mass transit incident, Iím insane
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yo what the fuck they got another event planned with dna vs quill als a world titel match
https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/dont-...f=erelpanelorg also eurgh and mickey battling
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I almost thought this was a wind-up. Mickey Worthless back on DF? Eurgh battling J. Short? DNA in a title match?!? Rapthor?

Weird times we live in.
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Respek BA vs. Bonnie Godiva sounds so one-sided.
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Respek BA vs. Bonnie Godiva sounds so one-sided.
it makes no sense
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Talk that wrestling nerd shit!



You just a new Jack on a train but Iíll cause a mass transit incident, Iím insane

Nice reference!

War threats are gonna have me shootin with the ratchet.

Like Cornette sneak attacks, whatís causing all this racket?
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Respek BA vs. Bonnie Godiva sounds so one-sided.
yeah, an utter slaughter. Only a shame I have to put myself through another Bonnie battle. Her one against Rich was really not good.
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At first it seems bizarre.. But honestly this makes sense in the UK

I mean, the culture over there is just different... The crowds are boisterous brits who just wanna have a good belly laugh while they down some pints.. the styles of battlers have evolved to cater to such brits and its a nice symbiosis

I mean.. What is more bizarre? The fact that this is gonna happen in the UK and the crowds are gonna have a blast -- good times had by all --- Or the fact that KOTD holds events in Toronto where the crowd is so fucking dead tense that is awkward and depressing to watch???

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Now that I got the image of Jonny Storm (GT) wrestling in my head.. I just can't stop thinking about Jonny Storm clothes lining Absyrd or something lol
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Nice reference!

War threats are gonna have me shootin with the ratchet.

Like Cornette sneak attacks, whatís causing all this racket?
talk dat mid-south shit.
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You got a "pause" type of swag. Your skills are wack. You don't matter, son.

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You got a "pause" type of swag. Your skills are wack. You don't matter, son.

On some pedo shit, roiling like you think you Pat Patterson.




"Either everything is working, or you're working for everything." -Edo G (from 'Sayin' Something')
Me and my crew at the function, known to bring toys
Treat you worse than Pat did the ring boys (*pause b Swave voice*)
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Me and my crew at the function, known to bring toys

Treat you worse than Pat did the ring boys (*pause b Swave voice*)


Donít act too bold. Get this work, you goní bear it.
You act World Class, end up a Von Erich.
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