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Old 02-12-2017, 09:23 PM   #1
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KLBL - Rap Battle - Eazy Da Block Captain vs. Peoples FavouriteTycoon Tax

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Old 02-12-2017, 09:36 PM   #2
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Old 02-12-2017, 09:48 PM   #3
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Cameraman hating...How u gone call Taxshun Bronson's first "LIGHT"?! That bul said "BACK HOME...I move snow like I'm friends with Yeezy!!" (I believe him). And he also fux wit Smack like he's "friends with Beasley!!".

Yeezy?
Beasley?

Who else could come up with something like that?!! I'll answer it for you: NO ONE. (maybe Luchi Krackkk)

Boxcutta Taxi wit da 30 off the strength of that 1st!!


***It lowkey sounded like Tycoon Taxstone didn't understand what a "muzzle" was when he wrote that Trump line, but I'm sure he's just fuckin with y'all.
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Cameraman hating...How u gone call Taxshun Bronson's first "LIGHT"?! That bul said "BACK HOME...I move snow like I'm friends with Yeezy!!" (I believe him). And he also fux wit Smack like he's "friends with Beasley!!".

Yeezy?
Beasley?

Who else could come up with something like that?!! I'll answer it for you: NO ONE. (maybe Luchi Krackkk)

Boxcutta Taxi wit da 30 off the strength of that 1st!!


***It lowkey sounded like Tycoon Taxstone didn't understand what a "muzzle" was when he wrote that Trump line, but I'm sure he's just fuckin with y'all.
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Da Tax Murdera got this EZ cat SHOOK.

Crowd* mad disrespectful to start Ty Tiddax 2nd. They shut up QUICK tho when he told em "Hold it down!"




* 6 people still counts as a crowd right? Musta been a VIP battle or some shit. (Lucky bastards.)

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Old 02-12-2017, 10:12 PM   #6
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Tax Bundles innovatin!

First time in the history of battle rap someone rhymed "Darkman tan" with "Star Trek hand" Y'ALL SLEEP!!!!

Top Tiers better step their game up ASAP.
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Tax Bundles innovatin!

First time in the history of battle rap someone rhymed "Darkman tan" with "Star Trek hand" Y'ALL SLEEP!!!!

Top Tiers better step their game up ASAP.
That St. Lunatics line tho! Cuz he said it like "Tsey'ain't Lunatics". Crowd was sleeping heavy on that old school Hip Hop reference.

Tax' last 2 rounds were short. I'm sure cuz the League probably paid him for 90 second rounds, and he ain't cheap.

*** he declares he Spanish, then next line drops black jokes peppered with the N-word, with Bishop in the camera short. Bold move Tax!
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That St. Lunatics line tho! Cuz he said it like "Tsey'ain't Lunatics". Crowd was sleeping heavy on that old school Hip Hop reference.

Tax' last 2 rounds were short. I'm sure cuz the League probably paid him for 90 second rounds, and he ain't cheap.

*** he declares he Spanish, then next line drops black jokes peppered with the N-word, with Bishop in the camera short. Bold move Tax!
Really feel like God was trying to create the perfect battle rapper when he made Da Yung Tax Gawd.

Think about it...He's from Canada, so he's got a whole nation behind him, he's got the street cred of Calicoe*, the gun bars of Tay Roc, the slick talk of Qleen, the racial confusion/obliviousness of Cortez, the jokes of Dumbfoundead/Tech 9, tha bul EVEN has the same facial skin as Thesaurus (which I didn't realize til I saw this battle, but now it ALLLLL makes sense). I'm sure I'm missing a few attributes "Taxsaw Been Thuggin" possesses, but y'all get the point I'm sure (preaching to the choir!)



*Legend has it, he survived a couple hours in Newark DOLO, with nuthin but his duffle bag with him.
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Str8 blows my mind this doesn't have a grip or two of retweets by now...I blame Trump. #yallsleep:

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Eazy is so mediocre, it's actually hilarious to listen to him, lol. You know you have to be terrible if you can't even got Tycoon Tax to take you serious.

Both the people in the crowd witnessed a classic!!!
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@GMajor it seems Tax got you (jew) on fire like auschavitz!
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Fucking hell imagine not being the best rapper in a video where the competition is Tycoon Tax. Poor oblivious cunt.
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