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Old 05-04-2017, 01:56 AM   #1
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LukeWaltonisGoat vs. riffic

Where do we come from?

What is our purpose here?

What the FUCK are we doin' with Dre Dennis b???

Throughout history, mankind has pondered these timeless questions, with answers being scarce to say the least.

So when a day comes that one of these age-old queries can be answered, it must be taken advantage of, and ladies & gentlemen, today is one of those days.

Some of the greatest minds in history, including Socrates, Aristotle, and Jeff Goldblum, have asked the question: who truly is the better internet text battle rapper on this site: LukeWaltonisGoat or riffic? Well today we finally get to the bottom of it

In one corner, we have LukeWaltonisGoat aka LWIG, aka french vanilla, aka riffic's mom's special friend. In record time, LWIG has rocketed to the top of the text battle scene, headlining some of the most popular and heavyhitting battles this site has ever seen, taking on opponents such as Ass Napkin Ed, SonnyDaze, and Prelec. Redefining the text battle hype game, LWIG throws his opponents off with thread after thread both publicizing his matches and calling his opponents sexuality into question, even going so far as to organize RMBVA's first ever pre-battle press conference. Not one to let his shit talking outweigh his material, LukeWaltonisGoat backs up his in-your-face persona by pummeling his competition into the ground with a BARrage (get it) of hard hitting bars and brutal punchlines. Will his overbearing, bar heavy approach be enough to take down arguably the site's best pansexual text battler, riffic?

And on the other side, we have text battler and mod extraordinaire, riffic, aka the Pittsburgh Dominican aka Rone's grandma's actual favorite grandson.
Catching repeated bodies on the site since it was created, riffic is one of RMBVA's most tenured and accomplished battlers, known for delivering consistently top-tier performances despite never shying away from a challenge.
Having knocked off some of the best battlers on the site, including Seanzo, illipsis, and JShazo, riffic is no stranger to high level competition. Weaving ruthless punches and character assassinations into his already intricate schemes, riffic's style has proven effective across a variety of opponents as he's racked up one of the most impressive records around. Staring down yet another high profile battle, will riffic finally be the one to put an end to LWIG's meteoric rise to the top????


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He no showed with that 2-on-2 last year, had Ed ready to snuff this clown
But tonight I came dolo wit a 40; let's see if you can duck this round,

So Rory Leland, tonight is where the score get even
The way I set him up uh be ugly; I got that Corey season
Soon as his bae tell me when to go, then that 40 speakin'
Headshot -- he won't remember a thing, give 'em that Dory treatment

So get the toast, if ledge wit' em? Imma clip 'em both
"Ghost ride da whip?" Imma make sure everybody ridin in that whip a ghost,
Niggas wanna talk 'bout bread but never flipped a loaf
and as far as the kid that's autistic goes ...
if I spot Phil, I'm drummin' like Different Strokes

Nothin'll be terrific bout me puttin guns t'riffic -- that's a terrific flip
45 wit the extended clip, he'll get injured quick,
It's ironic how an instrument'll put an end to Riff

My whole hood pop, pistol wit the wood-stock so whatever on my hippie/hip he get
(NIGGA!)
I treat my gun like the game glitchin'
I don't play wit it, boy; i STAY wit' it
that 8 kickin'; shit'll leave half his face missin'
Docs won't know what to do with this nigga; he Dre Dennis
(Ain't you a fuckin camera man lol smh)

I'ma straight menace'; nigga you ain't ever had to touch them thangs
I was givin' out buck 50s cause I had to -- nigga fuck the fame
the same razor I used for that I scratched up my mom's plates wit, cuttin' caine
so don't come talkin' drug bars, nigga 'cause we ain't cut the same
that Cannon flash; if I snap shots, this shit ain't no fuckin' game
And you prolly won't get the picture 'til it's ya family in the fuckin' frame

@riffic

Luke posted some throwaways, now you’ll get plenty more
That thread was his top 5... this battle is his next 24

I want you to know: I noticed every quote that you made on the board
But now i got a gun on the hip, with one in the clip for every notification ignored
Hittin’ the stage like a New-man, we’ll see if Luke has got a Cool Hand
Bout to put on a show with the hammers like I’m shootin’ Tim the Tool Man

Still strapped with the same gat; the license to carry ain’t worth it
When it’s got so many bodies on it I went and copped a parade permit

Speaking of bodies… I was catching ‘em on here before we even heard the man
Makes sense you’re from Columbus and think your punches were the first to land
But go and tell us how wild your Ohio gang’s camp is
Out not tippin’ baristas on the Ohio State campus
Rappin’ fairy tales ‘bout the life of crime that your lost in
I’ll just be in awe that there’s a real city even whiter than Boston

I’m tellin’ Luke — you should keep your eyes on the hands like a Tralfamadorian
‘Cause you’ll catch the hook first, then the ground’s comin’ second like a salutatorian

It seems we're beefing, so we can knuckle up if we have to
Bet all his punches end with -Ed since he’s still struck by my past moves
My block is like quicksand, he’ll get stuck if he pass through
And catch a big slice to his top like a Republican tax do
Then you’ll get stuffed in the trunk, but we won’t head for the coroner
He’ll get dumped and left at the border like Trump’s executive order

Be real: 'last' threads, ‘last' battles — how many 'lasts’ does he have left?
Plans are done, barrels up, ‘cause you can’t come back from your last breath
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luke got that pretty convincingly. felt like riffic posted some throwaways while luke came to catch a body and that he did.
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Riffic was going off, "Ohio gang camp is /Ohio state campus" and that "pass through" scheme really stood out to me most, but Luke lowkey left earth. The "everybody in the whip a ghost", the "that's a terrific flip / instrument will end a riff", the "docs won't know what to do with this nigga" all crazy

Voted luke, but riffic got busy, he just went a little lighter. Haven't read a battle in months, this shit was fire
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maybe i'm biased because i went over all these bars with lwig and i think they're literally perfect but shit here we go -- director's cut of lwig's bars

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He no showed with that 2-on-2 last year, had Ed ready to snuff this clown
But tonight I came dolo wit a 40; let's see if you can duck this round,
This opener was actually mulled over. There was a definitive need to come out swinging, because Riffic's two-bar openers in the past have been nothing short of insane, so LWIG tried to match/top it. Turns out, that's exactly what happened. Integrated that formulaic gun-bar ideology he lives by, threw in the "you ducked me!" early, and made sure to get Ed in there because everyone knows if you mention someone in your verse, they have to vote for you.

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So Rory Leland, tonight is where the score get even
The way I set him up uh be ugly; I got that Corey season
Soon as his bae tell me when to go, then that 40 speakin'
Headshot -- he won't remember a thing, give 'em that Dory treatment
MULTIS



na but fr this is kinda nuts because every bar's a punch on its own -- Corey Season was shaky in concepting but it really does hit here now that i'm reading it (also, it's not every day you reference E-40 in bars about blowing someone's head off over a forum)

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So get the toast, if ledge wit' em? Imma clip 'em both
"Ghost ride da whip?" Imma make sure everybody ridin in that whip a ghost,
Niggas wanna talk 'bout bread but never flipped a loaf
and as far as the kid that's autistic goes ...
if I spot Phil, I'm drummin' like Different Strokes
i ain't even gotta spell this one out for you

that's a ledge diss
a mistah fab reference (alongside an e-40 reference)
a drug bar
and a lil ill diss
in one fucking paragraph

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Nothin'll be terrific bout me puttin guns t'riffic -- that's a terrific flip
45 wit the extended clip, he'll get injured quick,
It's ironic how an instrument'll put an end to Riff
read this one in gjonaj's voice tbh -- i'm not the biggest fan of the execution here but riffic doesn't have a name you can flip 50 ways so being able to get even 3 bars out of it seems impressive as shit

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My whole hood pop, pistol wit the wood-stock so whatever on my hippie/hip he get
(NIGGA!)
I treat my gun like the game glitchin'
I don't play wit it, boy; i STAY wit' it
that 8 kickin'; shit'll leave half his face missin'
Docs won't know what to do with this nigga; he Dre Dennis
(Ain't you a fuckin camera man lol smh)
Topical humor's GOAT and (ain't you a fuckin' camera man lol smh) is the best (crowd reaction) we've ever had on this site. It goes without saying that "I don't play wit it, boy; i STAY wit' it" is enough to set the SM crowd off for the next 3 years and Dre Dennis bars are a hot commodity right now -- I actually told Luke if he's trying to cut down on material to keep that just in case Riffic's got one too because he needs to at least match it

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I'ma straight menace'; nigga you ain't ever had to touch them thangs
I was givin' out buck 50s cause I had to -- nigga fuck the fame
the same razor I used for that I scratched up my mom's plates wit, cuttin' caine
so don't come talkin' drug bars, nigga 'cause we ain't cut the same
that Cannon flash; if I snap shots, this shit ain't no fuckin' game
And you prolly won't get the picture 'til it's ya family in the fuckin' frame
real rap shit's always gonna resonate with a certain crowd and this entire 6bar is just that; real rap shit

like, it's hard to really bark on someone or get your readers to go crazy over a bar but this entire little scheme is something that calicoe coulda spit and the entire crowd would've gone "LANDSLIDE" even if he hadn't said his slogan/wasn't finished -- it's that strong of a closer. Also, this entire scheme was reformatted a ton. Luke sent me the same verse like 4-5 times with diff shit in it, -- diff bars in diff places and all over n over and the ending result's probably the one that hits hardest.

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Luke posted some throwaways, now you’ll get plenty more
That thread was his top 5... this battle is his next 24
Solid opener. It's hard to have two-bar openers really do some damage, but Riffic's got it down to a tee. (see: his opener against me, which i believe was the driving force between my loss to him because it literally outpunched my entire verse in 2 lines). My only issue's that Plenty More and 24 is a super one-dimensional line and I'm used to being overwhelmed by whatever Riffic opens with.

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I want you to know: I noticed every quote that you made on the board
But now i got a gun on the hip, with one in the clip for every notification ignored
Hittin’ the stage like a New-man, we’ll see if Luke has got a Cool Hand
Bout to put on a show with the hammers like I’m shootin’ Tim the Tool Man
This is a fun angle. Luke's active on the forum and does a lot of @s and quotes and Riffic's taking full advantage of this. The only reason this doesn't get a Don Demarco is because he used a fuckin' Home Improvement line and I'm salty because y'all are gonna react to his harder than mine. Also, I love shit like "I got X bullets for every Y thing" because it's hard to fuck that up.

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Still strapped with the same gat; the license to carry ain’t worth it
When it’s got so many bodies on it I went and copped a parade permit
couldn't stop laughing when i thought of riffic getting pulled over n when they ask him for his concealed carry he pulls out a parade permit like "do you get it *crams face with almonds*"

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Speaking of bodies… I was catching ‘em on here before we even heard the man
Makes sense you’re from Columbus and think your punches were the first to land
But go and tell us how wild your Ohio gang’s camp is
Out not tippin’ baristas on the Ohio State campus
Rappin’ fairy tales ‘bout the life of crime that your lost in
I’ll just be in awe that there’s a real city even whiter than Boston
Here's the prime example of top-heavy punching by riffic. Lines one and two are incredible; immaculate -- genuinely a possibility for two of the best bars in the entire battle (and when 90%+ of each person's verse is 5 star material, that's no easy feat) but then from bars 3 to 6, it falls off with so much momentum pushing toward it. Doing jokes wasn't the way to go (not against someone who delivered two dozen gun bars to you by express mail), but it's still ridiculously fun to read (and there's a perk in the fact I'm sure Riffic reads his shit aloud to make sure it flows syllabically, so +50 points)

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I’m tellin’ Luke — you should keep your eyes on the hands like a Tralfamadorian
‘Cause you’ll catch the hook first, then the ground’s comin’ second like a salutatorian
u made me google something

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repped tho because this is hard as fuck and any bar that makes "Tralmafadorian" work deserves endless praises

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It seems we're beefing, so we can knuckle up if we have to
Bet all his punches end with -Ed since he’s still struck by my past moves
My block is like quicksand, he’ll get stuck if he pass through
And catch a big slice to his top like a Republican tax do
Then you’ll get stuffed in the trunk, but we won’t head for the coroner
He’ll get dumped and left at the border like Trump’s executive order
the first four are incredible but don't mesh too well with the last two -- the two, however, flow into the final 2 which are insane and i'm in no place to judge but i think if riffic literally formed an entire verse off stringing these nutso 2bars together he'd never be capable of losing by any margin smaller than 30 votes

visible screwface @ republican tax word to mulatto

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Be real: 'last' threads, ‘last' battles — how many 'lasts’ does he have left?
Plans are done, barrels up, ‘cause you can’t come back from your last breath
I flipped through reading this entire verse in both Fresco and The Saurus' voices -- the ending being Saurus 100%. It feels like an ice-cold closer and this battle reads so well because Luke went first and Riffic followed -- the last bar is so much more impactful on Riffic's end and I like that. This is a battle I genuinely enjoyed reading by my two favorites of all time.

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First off, @KBomb what a great intro for this battle.
LWIG left the atmosphere with this one. Holy shit.
Riffic better put the T E R before his name again. Because he snapped. This Pittsburgh Dominican added adobo to this battle. Best Riffic I ever read. Shit, good job gentleman. Tough call. But LWIG got it, but very close battle. Thanks Rmbva for this
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Riffic wasn't even bad, but luke got that all day!

"I treat my gun like the game glitchin'
I don't play wit it, boy; i STAY wit' it
that 8 kickin'; shit'll leave half his face missin'">>>>
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"I treat my gun like the game glitchin'
I don't play wit it, boy; i STAY wit' it
that 8 kickin'; shit'll leave half his face missin'
Docs won't know what to do with this nigga; he Dre Dennis"

I was done after this savagery, props to both of you, but LWIG got this.
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Old 05-04-2017, 07:30 AM   #20
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just when I think text battles finally dead this classic pops up!!
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Old 05-04-2017, 10:42 AM   #21
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This text beats 80% of on camera shit pissed of that its not on cam.
Good shit from both imma need to compost this for awhile.
Also fuck you guys this made me start freestyling it darker
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Old 05-04-2017, 11:27 AM   #22
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this battle fire yo luke got it to me more quotable dre dennis shit , dory treatment i wanted to punch my fucking laptop
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just when I think text battles finally dead this classic pops up!!
It's back lit
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Would you give me a rematch, even though you know I would never ever battle you again? We are the Mook and Lux of RMBVA
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Would you give me a rematch, even though you know I would never ever battle you again? We are the Mook and Lux of RMBVA
TBH I'm retired but if I were to comeback nothing else makes sense... Our rematch is literally like a battle to figure out who the best ever is on here

Definitely the Mook and Lux
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this was fireeee.
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holy shit 18-3
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Not an accurate depiction of the battle

Shit was suuuuppppper close
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Not an accurate depiction of the battle

Shit was suuuuppppper close
yeah that's why i'm so surprised

this deserves luke/ane vote ratios
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If anybody ever ponies up enough cash to bring LWIG out of retirement I want to see him against the other riffic-level god tier heads on here, specifically Seanzo, Larry, even throwback Mike if he ever logs in again. But my dream battle would be Luke vs Ricky, that shit would be heat rocks the type of which have never been seen before
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Damn text battle more fire than anything that has been sticked here for a month . You guys got fucking busy .
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Damn, this one makes me miss writing
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Not an accurate depiction of the battle

Shit was suuuuppppper close
couldnt call it on two reads, voted riffic to make poll more accurate. luke getting better every battle damn...


















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@thatguy lol we may never know
But maybe this baseball shit will make me bored
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Real shit you niggas got busy and you know what this may sound like a cop-out but I ain't casting a vote it's too close to call one way or another the real winner is the cultah.

In fact I'll reimburse the loser on some real nigga shit holla at me and we can get it done.
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In fact I'll reimburse the loser on some real nigga shit holla at me and we can get it done.
Good looks bruh you the goat one day you gon have to come through and smoke one of these niggas
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