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Old 09-23-2016, 07:11 PM   #1
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Grudge Match: Ass Napkin Ed vs. LukeWaltonisGoat

@Ass Napkin Ed

Tell ya bitch to get her older brothers, I'm also slappin kids, cappin wigs,
on one knee shoot at her colon, than I cap her nigs
It's not a pledge, play Superman wind up paraplegic,
do the math I average a body, it means I'm the meanest
2 eagles, them birds fire, that is a phoenix
take you for a ride when you don't know its on, call it a Prius
My knife game good, OJ Simpson
Grab ya wife's head and get to neck snappin like "no he didn't"
we masked up in an old honda civic
drive by your home and leave bullet holes and broken dishes
your white neighbors saying that some black guys did it,
sprinkle cum on your bitch forehead, I baptize women
Yo if he-jip, its cool, I could-wait, cause the sawed-d is-real
shoot up the middle-he's, half a man and once I ran
Now I rack up magazines, so I can pack a stand
when you see me loading up the mac,​​
it's not el capitan
that gun passive aggressive, it will blow ya mind like you heard somet​​hing impressive

@LukeWaltonisGoat

Before I even start what kind of name is Ass Napkin?
K Bomb got me battlin a fuckin clown..
I drove to your city, told you I'll be around,
Electric bill was too high... That mean I brought them heaters down,
I set the eagle down,
Choppa swing around,
Once they see dese (CD) they a FLIP every hood in DC around,

But know you'll see 30 blood niggas if I call my young bulls up,
I don't care if your lil bros wit you, you better tell dem young bulls duck,
Cause I bet a stack my young bulls a fuck your young bulls up,
All you'll see is red flags when dem young bulls rush,
They tooled up wit clips longer than a school bus,
And ah have Ed running like the Kanker Sisters pulled up, (Ed, Edd, and Eddy)

But let me guess...

You gon try talkin that street shit to me, I aint buyin nothin this fraud say,
I was 15 when I saw my first murder broad day,
My cousin had my jects on lock servin in my hallway,
Til a jack boy ran up and served him in my hallway,
How would y'all Dc niggas deal wit that? Try to zone out and bump wale?
Nigga soon as I left the funeral I copped some shit that could make a wall lay!
That's why I can tell my young niggas not to blast tools,
Cause real niggas know only be in the streets if you have to!!

I ain't gonna speak on nothing else cause I don't wanna catch a fuckin case,
I just had to talk some real shit to this clown to put him in his fuckin place,

Time bitch ass nigga
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Old 09-23-2016, 07:48 PM   #2
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This was the long awaited grudge match and boy did it not dissapoint. I'm currently at work and I stopped WTF I was doing to pull this quick little breakdown.....

ANE:

"Do the math I average a body, it means I'm the meanest" this was fucking ill, at first I didn't catch it but then when I reread it...I was like that was some B-Magic type punchline....FIYAH

"2 eagles them birds fire that is a phoenix"...ehhh i would've like a dramatic pause between fire and that is a phoenix....should've reworded it to say and that's a PHOENIX instead of "that's a" just a bit picky

The Egypt/Iran/Israel/Pakistan/Iran scheme was a miss for me...felt like a 100 Bulletz scheme...

Ending line was decent to me as well....the gun passive aggressive and blow your mind like you heard something impressive was just ok. I'm not sure but I feel like a better closer could've changed the game.


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"I drove to your city, told you I'll be around...electric bill was too high...that means I brought them heaters down" shit was crazy...I read that in my T-Rex voice. 5/5 punch

The whole young bulls line bars were nice...I read that in my Reed Dollaz voice and it made the punch line at the end that much harder

"How would y'all Dc niggas deal wit that? Try to zone out and bump wale?
Nigga soon as I left the funeral I copped some shit that could make a wall lay!" I'm not sure but imagining a gun that can make a wall lay seems hella crazy lol

The last two bars were like some exahusted as shit like....too tired going to throw this shit at the last second...seems charlie clips bs like...

Overall great battle and the winner is Luke to me.. ANE you were no slouch though
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This was the long awaited grudge match and boy did it not dissapoint. I'm currently at work and I stopped WTF I was doing to pull this quick little breakdown.....

ANE:

"Do the math I average a body, it means I'm the meanest" this was fucking ill, at first I didn't catch it but then when I reread it...I was like that was some B-Magic type punchline....FIYAH

"2 eagles them birds fire that is a phoenix"...ehhh i would've like a dramatic pause between fire and that is a phoenix....should've reworded it to say and that's a PHOENIX instead of "that's a" just a bit picky

The Egypt/Iran/Israel/Pakistan/Iran scheme was a miss for me...felt like a 100 Bulletz scheme...

Ending line was decent to me as well....the gun passive aggressive and blow your mind like you heard something impressive was just ok. I'm not sure but I feel like a better closer could've changed the game.


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"I drove to your city, told you I'll be around...electric bill was too high...that means I brought them heaters down" shit was crazy...I read that in my T-Rex voice. 5/5 punch

The whole young bulls line bars were nice...I read that in my Reed Dollaz voice and it made the punch line at the end that much harder

"How would y'all Dc niggas deal wit that? Try to zone out and bump wale?
Nigga soon as I left the funeral I copped some shit that could make a wall lay!" I'm not sure but imagining a gun that can make a wall lay seems hella crazy lol

The last two bars were like some exahusted as shit like....too tired going to throw this shit at the last second...seems charlie clips bs like...

Overall great battle and the winner is Luke to me.. ANE you were no slouch though
Fire recap good looks bro glad you enjoyed the battle
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Damn, I came for a body and left with a classic S/O ANE man that nigga was cookin
thanks for the classic bro. you went in. get mad before every battle lol
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thanks for the classic bro. you went in. get mad before every battle lol
Good looks, that back and forth got both of us in our bag lol it's all love fam thanks for coming with that shit
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Luke snapped.

Ed snapped.

I just felt Luke was more consistent, overall. Love to both of you, honestly.
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Ed snapped.

I just felt Luke was more consistent, overall. Love to both of you, honestly.
No he didn't! lol
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I just felt Luke was more consistent, overall. Love to both of you, honestly.
Haha love you too man see that wasn't that hard
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you like that idea now and you won't like it when we do an event where 12 battles drop in a couple days
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i'm sure some of those are PGs

but 2-3 of the best? no one would be mad, esp if you megathreaded them and then left the links in the thread

i just find the navigation clunky and confusing, latest threads is how most browse
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but 2-3 of the best? no one would be mad, esp if you megathreaded them and then left the links in the thread

i just find the navigation clunky and confusing, latest threads is how most browse
no we do events with a lot of main stage battles dropping at once

people would absolutely be mad lol
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people would absolutely be mad lol
What about just the classics like this one lol
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we do post event threads in the BVA
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this was a one off as requested by both battlers. the thread for the actual event itself will be posted in the BVA when announced, and then again when the voting is open
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Dropped the vote for L-Dub. Was fuckin with a lil bit of ANE, but that whole middle east scheme had me "Taxstone @ Joe Budden" angry, by the time I got through it.

LWG had me ready to write some shit myself, lol.
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Dropped the vote for L-Dub. Was fuckin with a lil bit of ANE, but that whole middle east scheme had me "Taxstone @ Joe Budden" angry, by the time I got through it.

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I fuck with both these dude. I enjoyed this battle and it was a tuff one to judge. They both had some cold line, but in the end I thought Ed's verse was a little better.
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Shout out to both dudes, shit like this IMO is gonna help revitalize the text scene. Was a tough call but I went with Ed on this one, no hate to LWG either, but I think Ed's got a good, unique style that's condensed at the same time. Salute to both though!
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Shout out to both dudes, shit like this IMO is gonna help revitalize the text scene. Was a tough call but I went with Ed on this one, no hate to LWG either, but I think Ed's got a good, unique style that's condensed at the same time. Salute to both though!
Appreciate it bro and that's the goal is to have text battling a big part of this site again... Good luck with Prelec that shit is gonna be a classic
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Shout out to both dudes, shit like this IMO is gonna help revitalize the text scene. Was a tough call but I went with Ed on this one, no hate to LWG either, but I think Ed's got a good, unique style that's condensed at the same time. Salute to both though!
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Two different approaches here but I gotta lot of love for both and had a hard time deciding on a winner.

This excerpt from ANE ended up being the deciding factor for me.

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Great battle to kick start the movement again.

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Two different approaches here but I gotta lot of love for both and had a hard time deciding on a winner.

This excerpt from ANE ended up being the deciding factor for me.



LWG's group of 8 lines that started with "broad day" were hardbody though and were my favorite part of his verse.

Great battle to kick start the movement again.

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I voted Ed, but it was wild close. Like, I could've gone with luke in a different mind frame, or if I would've hear it said out loud, but it's rough because it was 2 different approaches, and kinda like @Profess predicted, luke was strong with the angles, but Ed was dropping a bunch of crazy one-liners.

Out the gate Ed was landing punches, and while Luke's first angle and setup was legit, the final punch to that segment wasnt hard enough to overcome how Ed started off. For Luke's first part, I just felt the set up was better than the punch.

Ed's 'Middle East' scheme was super crazy and the consistency carried him thru, BUT, this shit Luke said:

"How would y'all Dc niggas deal wit that? Try to zone out and bump wale?
Nigga soon as I left the funeral I copped some shit that could make a wall lay!"

Holy shit, that was fire, I physically reacted to reading it. Best part of the battle and I almost could've gave it to Luke off that alone. That line would make a summer madness crowd lose it.

Super dope battle, 2-1 either way
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I voted Ed, but it was wild close. Super dope battle, 2-1 either way
Good looks bro I appreciate it fam and yeah be real I don't even care who ppl pick.. All the feedback has been good both ways..

So as long as the battles fire were Gucci

Thanks for the recap bruh go cook against MrMumble on the 14th

Can't wait for that battle! Should be a classic. Let's get text battles back poppin!!!
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That shit was crazy. He shocked me with that shit
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That shit was crazy. He shocked me with that one
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