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Old 12-06-2016, 12:30 AM   #1
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RMBVA Presents Secret Slaughter: The Grudge Match of the Century

The long awaited showdown between two begrudging 2 vs. 2 opponents, ledge & LukeWaltonisGoat, goes down tonight. With LukeWalton vying for POTY with his aggressive taunting tactics, and the OG ledge representing the revered and legendary EGB crew, who will come out on top in this disrespectful match up???

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Before I wrote a bar I Bodied your dumbass with those threads......it was tragic
Then I made Riffic disappear before the battle... shit was magic
My nigga Ed on his Kanye shit cause he ain't never left the ratchet
Tools all up in his coat you'll think I showed up with inspector gadget

Now your Bio says you from Jersey... So let's jump straight to the topic
Cause when I think of Jersey I think block shit, glocks, clips, Hawks and Rockets... Josh Smith!!
And nigga you are not it.....It aint in your blood to play with that Heat you on your Bosh shit.....
But ledge you and riffic backed out of our battle shit was mad wack
And then you tried to give me feedback on my bars and that shit got you laughed at
Talkin bout "I really like your style but it sounds too much like smack rap"
Nigga I don't give a fuck if you rap for the niggas with the backpacks!
I rap for the niggas hustlin who get robbed and gotta blast macks to get they packs back!

@ledge

LWITG, we can talk about how I could leave an L with G
or how my inbox is full of all apologies from LWITG
…we can dead that
my pro team got twin beams that’ll leave this girl stuck
goat see the laser im kickin’, finna leave with this world cup
that’s light…but
spliff behind my ear, heat in the holster…when it draws the burn nice
got the discharge looking like a smokestack on the jersey turnpike
IM NICE!!!
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I GET PUSSY!!! he only taps when he wants someone to carry his child
but me? everyone knows I been wild, abusin mo’ cheeks then darius miles
‘whaaattt!!!’ - @SonnyDaze
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dumpin out the window, heat powers through ya squad in ya main zone
bodies slumped, next week, so many flowers on the corner by lukes home
cower’n at thoughts of ya gravestone,…
‘let’s get nutty!!!’
stevie franchise man I fuck with rockets
heard you fuckin with the nick’s, well I’ll pull it and cock it, *DAMN!*
fuckin with some bricks man I’ll pull up and drop it
after shot 13 be like please dog just stop it
I’m like PLEASE dog we rockin’, oh a street war we choppin!
got more crystal on your strip then a beastwars deposit!!!


that's light, savin the real punches for when me and @riffic kill you and ya fuckboy
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Old 12-06-2016, 12:38 AM   #2
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@ledge had the crowd goin crazy!!!
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Old 12-06-2016, 12:45 AM   #3
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@ledge I vote for you... you vote for me? So we can see?
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Old 12-06-2016, 12:47 AM   #4
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@ledge I vote for you... you vote for me? So we can see?
oh word i forgot about that stuff....yeah all good
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Old 12-06-2016, 12:54 AM   #5
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Old 12-06-2016, 12:55 AM   #6
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Cot damn!!! This shit was crazy!!!

Whoever got my hat please hold onto it and don't scuff it up- it was a birthday present.
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Old 12-06-2016, 12:57 AM   #7
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Can we get some vote/breakdowns in?
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@riffic you disappeared before the battle it was magic... B Magic disap..... Jersey
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@riffic you disappeared before the battle it was magic... B Magic disap..... Jersey
chattiness doesn't come across as confidence in the outcome Lucas
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chattiness doesn't come across as confidence in the outcome Lucas
Nigga there's nothing that shows less confidence than NOT SHOWING UP to the battle lmao The shit me and Ed had for you was 5 times as crazy as the shit i just gave ledge
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Nigga there's nothing that shows less confidence than NOT SHOWING UP to the battle lmao The shit me and Ed had for you was 5 times as crazy as the shit i just gave ledge
I'd hope so
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Rockets bars on both sides! will be rereadin this and voting in a few hours
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Lmao If I did so bad why you not voting for your man yet? You have too much integrity to lie
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Lmao If I did so bad why you not voting for your man yet? You have too much integrity to lie
my vote is obviously biased

lookin forward to Ed voting for you before reading anything tho
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lookin forward to Ed voting for you before reading anything tho
Hahahaha I like shit talking riffic it's much better to interact with him than Cum Sipping Riffic
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Before I wrote a bar I bodied your dumb ass with those threads, it was tragic
Then I made @riffic disappear before the battle, shit was magic
My nigga Ed on his Kanye shit cause he ain't never left the ratchet
Tools all up in his coat you'll think I showed up with Inspector Gadget
Plays out like a Roc bar, I can hear the voice cracks and urgency. I was a tiny bit alarmed when there wasn't a "FUCK IS HE TALKIN' BOUT" following the very end of it.

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Now your Bio says you from Jersey, so let's jump straight to the topic
Cause when I think of Jersey I think block shit, Glocks, clips, Hawks and Rockets -- Josh Smith!
And nigga you are not it... it ain't in your blood to play with that Heat, you on your Bosh shit...
LWIG questioning ledge's thug!!! ridiculous!!! Nah, really though -- the "It ain't in your blood to play with that Heat" bar is possibly bar of the battle. That's a sports bar done right. Ain't no one wanna hear shit like

"he tryna get recognition but no one seein' him
this warrior's a backup like andris biedrins". Take notes.

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But ledge, you and riffic backed out of our battle -- shit was mad wack
And then you tried to give me feedback on my bars, and that shit got you laughed at
Talkin' bout "I really like your style but it sounds too much like smack rap"
Nigga I don't give a fuck if you rap for the niggas with the backpacks,
I rap for the niggas hustlin who get robbed and gotta blast MACs to get they packs back!
This one's alarmingly cold, because it feels like a Calicoe line. Like, saying Landslide after this would feel entirely fitting to the context. It's basic in composition, but real solid overall.

Luke's only real problem is that he didn't throw 16 in there; this is just 12. Ledge has quantity over him at this point.

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LWITG, we can talk about how I could leave an L with G
or how my inbox is full of all apologies from LWITG
…we can dead that
You're damn right you can dead that -- because Luke's name is LWIG, not LWITG. Shootin' 0% from the field isn't a good look.

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my pro team got twin beams that’ll leave this girl stuck
goat see the laser im kickin’, finna leave with this world cup
that’s light…but
Hilariously enough, I came in here completely expecting to be a bit conflicted, but I'm having no trouble shooting these down. It's just when the bars begin to connect and build momentum, he shuts them down. I'm not a huge fan of the structuring here.

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spliff behind my ear, heat in the holster…when it draws the burn nice
got the discharge looking like a smokestack on the jersey turnpike
IM NICE!!!
Exhibit C of the problem in this round. But this bar's just a little weak as it is -- "when it draws, the burn nice" is a Charron-level setup. Also, none of us know what a smokestack on the Jersey Turnpike looks like. We're doing all in our power to avoid it.


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I GET PUSSY!!! he only taps when he wants someone to carry his child
but me? everyone knows I been wild, abusin mo’ cheeks then darius miles
‘whaaattt!!!’ - @SonnyDaze
Come the fuck on. You're a lot better than this.

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*tosses hat into crowd*
alright you've redeemed yourself

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dumpin out the window, heat powers through ya squad in ya main zone
bodies slumped, next week, so many flowers on the corner by lukes home
cower’n at thoughts of ya gravestone,…
Second bar goes on far too long. You'd be competing right now if all of these didn't cut off the second you build any traction.

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‘let’s get nutty!!!’
stevie franchise man I fuck with rockets
heard you fuckin with the nick’s, well I’ll pull it and cock it, *DAMN!*
fuckin with some bricks man I’ll pull up and drop it
after shot 13 be like please dog just stop it
I’m like PLEASE dog we rockin’, oh a street war we choppin!
got more crystal on your strip then a beastwars deposit!!!
nevermind i thought you having more than 2 rhyming bars would bring them into the realm of competition with luke's but here i am, astounded you managed to send this in and think it was a good idea

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that's light, savin the real punches for when me and @riffic kill you and ya fuckboy
hopefully this isn't a bluff
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i'm a little underwhelmed but i'm going to assume both sides left their best lines in the whole 2v2 section and we're getting a blassic with that. LWIG clearly, ledge is still great but there's an obvious "i don't give a shit" theme here.
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This is the first text battle I've read, gonna have to read some more cause some of this shit was crazy.

Inspector gadget bar had me screwfaced.

I don't know the history behind this stuff but I'ma go with Luke based off content. Ledge was nice as well.
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This is the first text battle I've read, gonna have to read some more cause some of this shit was crazy.

Inspector gadget bar had me screwfaced.

I don't know the history behind this stuff but I'ma go with Luke based off content. Ledge was nice as well.
Hahaha I'll tag you in some of the threads so you can see why I hate the battle meant something lol
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i'm a little underwhelmed but i'm going to assume both sides left their best lines in the whole 2v2 section and we're getting a blassic with that. LWIG clearly, ledge is still great but there's an obvious "i don't give a shit" theme here.
Dope recap and yeah the motivation wore down some... So I said fuck it let me just let off this 30 and save the banana clip for that 2 on 2 battle...

That's light lol I need you hyping me up in the back tho
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This is the first text battle I've read, gonna have to read some more cause some of this shit was crazy.

Inspector gadget bar had me screwfaced.

I don't know the history behind this stuff but I'ma go with Luke based off content. Ledge was nice as well.

if u want a recap of the last couple months lmk and i'll throw one up i guess
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Give him that shit CB lol start with me and eds back and forth/classic so he understands how big our classic/us coming together was
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Also some fire text battles on here. Good reading for the next while
peep the one in my sig n leave criticisms -- tryna get on every card and establish myself as the best p quickly

anyway

text battles started poppin' off again when luke challenged ass napkin ed to a battle, they went back and forth (see luke/ed's submitted threads) for a month or so before the battle on Revival dropped, and then from there they've sort of formed a team. think Verb & Hitman. their battle was heat -- highly suggest viewing it. since then, they went for a 2v2 with Riffic and Ledge, and riffic backed out for work. riffic came back a couple wees later then wrote a fucking screenplay announcing the rescheduling, and then this Secret Slaughter card happened. luke's relentlessly thrown shots at everyone in their camp since, and on this card it came to a preview head where Luke took the w over Ledge pretty handily. it's pretty well accepted that LukeNapkin is facing ledgerriffic pretty soon, on the next card or so. otherwise, there's no real drama or hype in anything there. riffic and ANE are supposedly doing a one-off.

it sounds short, but there's weeks between these engagements and there's a ton of threads on the matter. (check post histories of names involved above) Luke's probably the king of hyping battles up.
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young battlerapbhris in the cut — maybe if these leagues would come to florida instead of hosting an orlando event every 6 years ya'll would have firsthand knowledge of all this shit from me
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Luke took this battle easy. Very one sided
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Both these guys are my folks so I'm not voting, but this battle is dumb official

Luke's last four lines were my favorite, because that's the type of shot I like, and it's becoming what Luke is known for. The type of shit don't even gotta rhyme lol.

Ledge finessing and kicking a bunch of clever shit, consistently throughout his verse fun to read.

2-1 either way in an rmbva Christmas classic. Dope shit, fellas.

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