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Old 01-28-2017, 01:07 AM   #1
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RMBVA Presents Textual Healing: riffic vs. SuckaFreeCashier

@riffic

You’re a shit poster, Sucka — as a user you could never compare
If you stitched your threads together they’d make the sweaters you wear

Must’ve blacked out our first battle, or forgot who he was fuckin’ with
Masked up at his frat house the only time we’re takin’ Sucka shit
Former athlete tryna match me, bet his teammates got him practicin’ hard
This your last heat at the track meet, & he’s used to people passin’ him bars

But if we got bars changing hands... you can forget the relay
We’re passin’ out ‘scripts on the block like “have you read my screenplay?”
This scene is gettin’ replayed, goes to show that you are not shit
Your ancestors are rollin’ in their grave — now that’s a plot twist
Now watch this: ‘cause you’re a hop skip from your own plot
Blimps over Ford Field, he’ll be catchin’ a dome shot

So Cashier got to the top of the shelf and all he got was a shell
‘Cause I brought cans to the party you don’t gotta shotgun yourself
& @KBomb’s runnin’ out of targets that can try and stand with me
Same shit, expecting different results… can you define insanity?


@SuckaFreeCashier

Seems theres some confusion where you're from, so let me dumb it down
Cuz I can ge riffic a new spot, a cool box - underground
Now I got a trick up my sleeve leadin to Riffic's death
And it starts with the mark on this card like a magicians deck
Imma hit em with fists and lift him when I'm clippin his chest
Or pick the Odd Job when I let a cap fly and slit his neck
Fight or flight, prepare for liftoff, watch his knees bucklin in
Homie I got more toys under the jacket than the hustler kid
n I hate to say it, but you're datin a ho' and I'm givin' her more di-dick
I'll give her that Scream face for being a whore, Riffic
Bro you're a battlerap groupie, and worst of all, you think we envy it
You n Sean take turns goin Face First gettin healla sweaty quick
But then battlerap got you fired from the drive thru on some petty shit
For correcting people when they tried to order, like "sir, it's pronoucned the EmCee Rib"
Just peep our cat battle and you'll see that I outpussied this pussy
So somebody tell KBOMB he gon' need someone capable of cookin to book me
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Old 01-28-2017, 01:31 AM   #2
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"I outpussied this pussy" hahahaha
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Old 01-28-2017, 01:39 AM   #3
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LOL at the hustler kid reference. That shit was awesome.

I got riffic edging this one though.
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Old 01-28-2017, 02:33 AM   #4
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@riffic

You’re a shit poster, Sucka — as a user you could never compare
If you stitched your threads together they’d make the sweaters you wear

Must’ve blacked out our first battle, or forgot who he was fuckin’ with

lol ok, nice way to establish history

Masked up at his frat house the only time we’re takin’ Sucka shit
Former athlete tryna match me, bet his teammates got him practicin’ hard
This your last heat at the track meet, & he’s used to people passin’ him bars

lazy but decent


But if we got bars changing hands... you can forget the relay
We’re passin’ out ‘scripts on the block like “have you read my screenplay?”

I lol'd

This scene is gettin’ replayed, goes to show that you are not shit
Your ancestors are rollin’ in their grave — now that’s a plot twist

ok

Now watch this: ‘cause you’re a hop skip from your own plot
Blimps over Ford Field, he’ll be catchin’ a dome shot

started lazy ended with a good visual punch not bad

So Cashier got to the top of the shelf and all he got was a shell
‘Cause I brought cans to the party you don’t gotta shotgun yourself

not bad

& @KBomb’s runnin’ out of targets that can try and stand with me
Same shit, expecting different results… can you define insanity?

weak ending tbh

@SuckaFreeCashier

Seems theres some confusion where you're from, so let me dumb it down
Cuz I can ge riffic a new spot, a cool box - underground

ehhhh

Now I got a trick up my sleeve leadin to Riffic's death
And it starts with the mark on this card like a magicians deck
Imma hit em with fists and lift him when I'm clippin his chest
Or pick the Odd Job when I let a cap fly and slit his neck

started bad but ended well

Fight or flight, prepare for liftoff, watch his knees bucklin in
Homie I got more toys under the jacket than the hustler kid

I liked that but then....


n I hate to say it, but you're datin a ho' and I'm givin' her more di-dick
I'll give her that Scream face for being a whore, Riffic

I feel like your set up messed up the punch for this^ the whole di dick thing was kinda awkward but the horrific punch was good

Bro you're a battlerap groupie, and worst of all, you think we envy it
You n Sean take turns goin Face First gettin healla sweaty quick

ehhh

But then battlerap got you fired from the drive thru on some petty shit
For correcting people when they tried to order, like "sir, it's pronoucned the EmCee Rib"

funny

Just peep our cat battle and you'll see that I outpussied this pussy
So somebody tell KBOMB he gon' need someone capable of cookin to book me
You both had not so great closers

in the end I gave the slight edge to riffic based on his punches being slightly more direct and effective but sfc was good wouldn't be mad at anyone that gave him an edge based on the McRib bar alone, decent battle
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Old 01-28-2017, 04:16 AM   #5
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Riffic >>>>>
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Old 01-28-2017, 04:20 AM   #6
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"I'll give her that Scream face for being a whore, Riffic "

hahahaha, soo simple but that shit had me fucking roooolling!! hahahaha...
You started off with good steam, but you lost pace before the middle of your verse and felt like you started rushing to finish. Felt forced to me.

Riffic was seamless throughout with his shit and had me dying. Both of ya'll styles somewhat appeared the same for the first few bars of @Sucka ...the setups were almost identical to be honest. As long as the content is dope, it's cool to me... but when it's becomes basic and seems of filler, it gets old quick.

Either way, gave this to Riffic. He came pretty light also, but took it pretty easily here.
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Old 01-28-2017, 07:22 AM   #7
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This battle was good for sure feel like I've seen both of you do better and I imagine it was late prep on both sides just from knowing how you guys write... Definitely still some gems in both verse tho but I voted Riffic because I feel like he structured his shit a lil better
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gave the W to riffic dude knows how to use the provided angles, structured well, dope bars but I don't like when u using links we all had this discussion before on the forum damn bruh if this was live you were gonna show the whole SFC vs blanco14 battle aswell for that line?no

still gave you the win but SFC had dope shit too
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Old 01-28-2017, 01:12 PM   #9
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gave the W to riffic dude knows how to use the provided angles, structured well, dope bars but I don't like when u using links we all had this discussion before on the forum damn bruh if this was live you were gonna show the whole SFC vs blanco14 battle aswell for that line?
don't act like I'm above using a projector
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Old 01-28-2017, 02:50 PM   #10
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All that free promo, my page is bustling with these 5 new views!!!
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Old 01-28-2017, 08:31 PM   #13
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I dead ass want to do a live battle and just do a PowerPoint presentation during my verses
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I dead ass want to do a live battle and just do a PowerPoint presentation during my verses
Bitch I appear out of nowhere like that last text transition!!!
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Bitch I appear out of nowhere like that last text transition!!!
you think ya BARS NICE till I hit ya with that STAR WIPE!!
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Watch that bullet point, it ain't the a summary slide!!!
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Riffic's content had a little more depth to it and the punches were hitting just a little bit harder from start to finish.

"EmCee Rib" from SFC was pretty hilarious though.

Nice to see two top tiers go at it during what has been a quiet start to the year for the tecks culcha.

Riffic got this one.
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@riffic is Isaiah Thomas in the mvp discussion?
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