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Old 05-15-2014, 08:13 PM   #1
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*Wrestling Bars* Dank Schrader vs Smokinstein

yo it's Seanzo the King Lawler back for another installation of wrasslin' bars for you. First coming down the isle weighing in at 420lbs, The British Bulldog Wavey Boy Piff, DANK SCHRADER.

~crowd goes wild~

His opponent, weighing in at an indeterminate weight, the immaterial, aethereal man, leavin' your bitch gaspin' with his rappin', SMOKINSTEIN.

~crowd goes wild and blows smoke from their spliffs in the air~

Let's get ready to rummmmmmmble.

@Dank Schrader
I get to snappin from the jump like Big Sid, call me Tatanka when I hold up weapons
Coz if that tomahawk chops, I take wigs off like Goldust's entrance
Smokes quick to tell us he's black, Jerry Lawler to the forum, he's providin color
Well, I'll shoot your bitch in her Dog Face with my Big Poppa Pump since Stien a brotha
The flame mame ya, shots to the heart, that Hammer Valantine
I call your bitch the ring bell, just to get it started I had to bang her twice*ding ding*
You got an army like the Nation? I don't give a DAMN, dominate em, I Farooq foes
My whole style Rikishi heavy, so corse I'll son him, Jimmy Uso
My pen Raw like a '98 Vinny Russo, your writings more shaky that Scott Halls sober stage
Your girls into continental horse play, I rode her an held on to them Roman Reigns
Me writing for you, waste of talent, Bodus Clay
If you stand on the Edge of a cliff, I hope you get pushed like Hogans mates
I'd call this jobber Al Snow, but let's speak factually
His virgin ass aint even got head yet, he's Leif Cassidy
In a rage I'm Ken Shamrock with them damn glocks, runnin wild like old Hulk Hogan
When them cans pop, Steve Austins strap, WHAT? It'll leave Smokes skull smokin


@Smokinstein
I might get a dq in this wrestling bout.
Cause Iam on the outside of this square,letting the ref count how may shots ring-out
they'll find dank body on dusty Rhodes(roads)like he took the cenic route.

I hope u got bret's heart..cause im'a sharpshooter.
if dank wanna bet money I won't win..
Tell him put the green were his mouth is like the great muta .

So u posed to be The Big Boss Man of theme battles?
Well..this is Hell in a Cell,don't get ya caged rattled.
Cause it's No way out,and I show no mercy to beef like I butcher cattle.

and I know u aint tryna box..
I wonder how many punches,make ya knees buckle and
legs- lock...I figure 4, if we tangle,get mangled
I black eyes like poppa shango.

yo bitch,invited me to the her house wit the quickness.
I came over,she left me in the room with ya infant.
I killed him in a instant,when she came back in the
room,Like what happen,and who did it.
I tell her S.I.D.S Viscous (sudden infant death syndrome)
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Hell yeah, about to smoke some weed from my special gandalf replica pipe and watch this
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and jewish people dont eat beef so ur definitely not right on that 1
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Old 05-15-2014, 08:39 PM   #2
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i'm giving it to dank. so many quotables in his verse. all his shit was put together really well and he tackled the theme a lot better than smoke did. that fucking goldust opener!!!! holy shit.!!!
as for smoke you had some good shit but compared to danks verse the punches just werent hittig as hard. from what ive seen tho dank is a master at the themed battles. i'm sure anyone would have a hard time outshining him in these types of battles. good fucking battle tho

voting dank
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Old 05-15-2014, 09:26 PM   #3
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@Smokinstein good stuff man, damn right im the big boss man, i would never put my body on dusty rhodes and "Tell him put the green were his mouth is like the great muta" damn! thats was nice as fuck


where my wrestling heads at (also why did the squared circle section die, wwe's been prettyy damn good as of late)

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Old 05-15-2014, 09:32 PM   #4
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I'm gonna have to vote Dank as well but I enjoyed both verses. Loved the insider references like how Al Snow used to be Leif Cassidy. Also Smokes' "Green where his mouth is like the Great Muta" was nice as well.
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Old 05-15-2014, 11:54 PM   #5
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good shit dank..your verse was dope as fuck...
Stein a brotha line was dope..that's that crack..lol
you flipped the hell out of my name...


Hey...you know Iam black right..lol
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Old 05-15-2014, 11:58 PM   #6
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respect to that dope ass intro..
Even tho I don't know some of the words...gotta google...lol
good look @Seanzo..

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Old 05-16-2014, 07:33 AM   #7
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@Dank Schrader
I get to snappin from the jump like Big Sid, call me Tatanka when I hold up weapons
Coz if that tomahawk chops, I take wigs off like Goldust's entrance

This was crazy. that goldust shit was dope


Smokes quick to tell us he's black, Jerry Lawler to the forum, he's providin color
Nice
Well, I'll shoot your bitch in her Dog Face with my Big Poppa Pump since Stien a brotha

Oh garrrrd


The flame mame ya, shots to the heart, that Hammer Valantine
I call your bitch the ring bell, just to get it started I had to bang her twice*ding ding*

Hahaha this got a cringe face and a laugh good shit set up was irrelevan.. But i digress


You got an army like the Nation? I don't give a DAMN, dominate em, I Farooq foes
My whole style Rikishi heavy, so corse I'll son him, Jimmy Uso

Nothing crazy but still very dope


My pen Raw like a '98 Vinny Russo, your writings more shaky that Scott Halls sober stage
Your girls into continental horse play, I rode her an held on to them Roman Reigns

Didnt hit for me. maybe it went over my head, but yeah.


Me writing for you, waste of talent, Bodus Clay
If you stand on the Edge of a cliff, I hope you get pushed like Hogans mates

Mehh


I'd call this jobber Al Snow, but let's speak factually
His virgin ass aint even got head yet, he's Leif Cassidy

Lol.. Dope/


In a rage I'm Ken Shamrock with them damn glocks, runnin wild like old Hulk Hogan
When them cans pop, Steve Austins strap, WHAT? It'll leave Smokes skull smokin

Good lord that closer was a body bag


@Smokinstein
I might get a dq in this wrestling bout.
Cause Iam on the outside of this square,letting the ref count how may shots ring-out
they'll find dank body on dusty Rhodes(roads)like he took the cenic route.

Holy fuck this was dope

I hope u got bret's heart..cause im'a sharpshooter.
if dank wanna bet money I won't win..
Tell him put the green were his mouth is like the great muta .

Mehhh.

So u posed to be The Big Boss Man of theme battles?
Well..this is Hell in a Cell,don't get ya caged rattled.
Cause it's No way out,and I show no mercy to beef like I butcher cattle.

I liked this scheme. good shit

and I know u aint tryna box..
I wonder how many punches,make ya knees buckle and
legs- lock...I figure 4, if we tangle,get mangled
I black eyes like poppa shango.

This was dope but to be frank the whole 'i figure 4' thing reminded me of DNA v Chilla. And DNA is wack. its probly just me but i wasnt feeling this at all tbh.

yo bitch,invited me to the her house wit the quickness.
I came over,she left me in the room with ya infant.
I killed him in a instant,when she came back in the
room,Like what happen,and who did it.
I tell her S.I.D.S Viscous (sudden infant death syndrome)

Agen meeeeh. set up was too long and the punch was anti climactic. not taking anything away from you but thats just imo[/QUOTE]

Overall good shit from both ends. dope battle. but the big homie Dank took the w for me. That closer was bar of the battle. big ups to both ends though. dope shit. One
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Old 05-16-2014, 01:54 PM   #8
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Really nice battle here. Liked stuff from both. Danks closer was fire and I liked the wigs off like gold dusts entrance. I really like smokes opener and the figure four poppa lango line was chill. Voting Dank for consistency throughout.
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Old 05-16-2014, 02:21 PM   #9
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stein a brother line was dirty too. These are some of the best wrestling bars I've seen. Big ups to the both of you.
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Old 05-17-2014, 11:38 AM   #10
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Old 05-17-2014, 07:51 PM   #11
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had to give it to dank., hit on more wrestling angles on this one, smoke was cool to tho. tbh.... @Dank Schrader or @smokeinstein gotta do a wrestling bars match with one of ya
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Old 05-17-2014, 09:47 PM   #12
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had to give it to dank., hit on more wrestling angles on this one, smoke was cool to tho. tbh.... @Dank Schrader or @smokeinstein gotta do a wrestling bars match with one of ya
You know we already had a wrestling bars battle right? I'd be down again though lol although not for a while this drained me of most of my wrestling punches
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yeah i meant rematch, but yeah in the future, gotta focus on king john and seanzo
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had to give it to dank., hit on more wrestling angles on this one, smoke was cool to tho. tbh.... @Dank Schrader or @smokeinstein gotta do a wrestling bars match with one of ya
Yeah I'm down my Nigga..after I get a couple of these up and coming battles
Out the way.
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You know we already had a wrestling bars battle right? I'd be down again though lol although not for a while this drained me of most of my wrestling punches

I figured u used up your Rolodex of wrestling references...lol
Time to re-up nigga..lol
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I figured u used up your Rolodex of wrestling references...lol
Time to re-up nigga..lol
Haha I've got 3 that ima drop in the chyper as well, just something light though
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this's the second time smoke's getting that goldust's entrance treatment. lol.
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this's the second time smoke's getting that goldust's entrance treatment. lol.
Damn, can't belive I did that, should have gone back and read your verse before I wrote my shit. Congrats on being an innovator
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