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12-19-2016, 11:18 PM
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Battle Rapper
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Make your best Jerry Wess bar! Hahaha
I feel like I'm gonna turn this site against him lol but let's go... Only requirements take two things that have no business being together and connect them... haha smh
"Think a Pepsi taken a shit that mean the can dumpin"
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what in the pg-stepping fuck are we doing with Dre Dennis, b?
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12-19-2016, 11:47 PM
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Antonyms and Synonyms
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"I'm like mega mans girlfriend, cuz u kno I bang the metal"
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12-19-2016, 11:58 PM
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Police Squad
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Here goes,
I'm like Blake Griffin's girlfriend coming home early from Zumba and walkin' in the house and putting my keys on the table and sayin' "honey, I'm home," and making a protein shake and sipping it and smiling contentedly, and walking through the hallway and into the bedroom and catchin' him cheatin' with another woman and deciding I don't want be in a relationship anymore despite the comfort of financial security, but I respect myself more as a woman and I won't put up with that, the way I'm dumpin' the Clip
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I couldn't believe it was her. It was like a dream. But there she was, just as I remembered her. That delicately beautiful face. And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say... "Hey! Look at these!" She was the kind of woman who made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! She reminded me of my mother, all right. No doubt about it.
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12-20-2016, 12:01 AM
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im a gang member at christmas nigga im cold blooded
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12-20-2016, 12:09 AM
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ɥɔʎʇdıɹ⊥
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Give you six shots in your lap. Call it Hot Pockets.
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Du kommer att ta emot detta arbete.
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12-20-2016, 12:10 AM
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You beating me you conceited in a elevator , that means you gone come up short
Oh wait that's one of his actual bars neeeever mind
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12-20-2016, 12:24 AM
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Registered User
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It's like practicing your aim with the latest I-phone the way I blast the tech
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Autoloss list:
Saloon doors/ swinging, Michael Vick/ dogs, Charron gun bars, kids movie gun bars, Comparing a gun to a sports star with the same number, You get shot like INSERT PERSON WHO GOT SHOT, Comparing your gangsta to an animal (Wings/ falcon, long nose/ elephant etc), Whatcha know about..., Asians/ cooking cats, wearing bad clothes choices so you can rebuttal bars about it, Stone Cold/ cans...
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12-20-2016, 12:40 AM
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#NoHardFeelings
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It's like I'm about to sew in the snow the way this thread cold as fuck.
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12-20-2016, 12:51 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Franklin Drebin
Here goes,
I'm like Blake Griffin's girlfriend coming home early from Zumba and walkin' in the house and putting my keys on the table and sayin' "honey, I'm home," and making a protein shake and sipping it and smiling contentedly, and walking through the hallway and into the bedroom and catchin' him cheatin' with another woman and deciding I don't want be in a relationship anymore despite the comfort of financial security, but I respect myself more as a woman and I won't put up with that, the way I'm dumpin' the Clip
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Thread over.
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12-20-2016, 01:18 AM
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Legendary tier
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You got virginity got a lota virginity
Got a lot to learn, smoking weed fucked your memory
You always acting lame with a hoody
Carter Deems worst nightmare someone pray for this pussy
Jerry Wess battle
https://video.search.yahoo.com/yhs/s...16&action=view
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Ain't no real rappers that want to step to me Son! Theses rappers are more softer than a sesame seed bun. Speaking of seeds Star Almighty's Mom is digesting these nuts and up next to roast you guys is ekelon nope forget it he sucks!
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12-20-2016, 04:08 AM
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Smooth Criminal
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It's like Giannis Antetokounmpo with the rock, that's a Buck shot
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12-20-2016, 04:52 AM
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God tier thread.
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12-20-2016, 04:56 AM
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Battle Rapper
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Originally Posted by SHOWTIME
God tier thread.
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Thanks bruh you got one for us
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Originally Posted by culturedboy
what in the pg-stepping fuck are we doing with Dre Dennis, b?
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12-20-2016, 05:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Profess
It's like Giannis Antetokounmpo with the rock, that's a Buck shot
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thats kinda fire lmao
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12-20-2016, 05:51 AM
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It's like I'm a white battle rapper you know I'm the real deal
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12-20-2016, 06:27 AM
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Battle Rapper
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Dot is so much of the goat he made one of these bars fire I swear except it made sense and wasn't random
Treat that 4 like a stepchild it ain't mine but I'll raise it up
LET ME STOP! I let it pop on the staircase that's a STEP POP!!!!
That shit is such heat haha dot the goat
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Originally Posted by culturedboy
what in the pg-stepping fuck are we doing with Dre Dennis, b?
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12-20-2016, 08:07 AM
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Smooth Criminal
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Originally Posted by NinjaTurtlesAtTheBeach
thats kinda fire lmao
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Thanks man, you caught me on a good day!
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12-20-2016, 10:11 AM
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RYD ;
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Think dismayed Hitler at a barbecue... I got the nein cookin
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Originally Posted by peace
i have buddies who told me about a guy falling while snowboarding and injuring his ribs to the point that it messed up his breath control, so he had to sit out of his hobby for a few months. something tells me they were talking about psycoses.
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12-20-2016, 10:41 AM
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Big T on a hang glider... That means my rounds are fly.
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if u were really tough you would go troll reddit
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And yes, I promise you, on everything, you don't want any of this.
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I'd say Chef Trez is my Bangz
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12-20-2016, 11:11 AM
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List-making Nerdbird
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i've used this shitty line before but...
im like an ejaculation instructor, the way i come correct
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GOAT
1. aye verb
2. loaded lux
3. hollow
4. calicoe
5. pat stay
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12-20-2016, 11:31 AM
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He'll see the barrel with the blade..... Think we playing pop up pirate!
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if u were really tough you would go troll reddit
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Originally Posted by pityposter
And yes, I promise you, on everything, you don't want any of this.
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Originally Posted by iamHBY
I'd say Chef Trez is my Bangz
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12-20-2016, 01:09 PM
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Think dentures in the A.C., the choppers is airing!
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12-20-2016, 02:06 PM
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think kermit w/a blondie how i rain bows n connect shins
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"say 'his style is very painterly' but paintings not an art
art is tricking you with statements that the painter's painting art
without an explanation it's just pretty little marks
the market sold imaginations just to keep you in the dark"
top 5: tay roc, tsu surf, hollow, loaded lux, soul
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12-20-2016, 02:16 PM
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lets get this shit poppin the clips droppin
guy fieri with the hollow tips - i leave ya wig frosted
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"say 'his style is very painterly' but paintings not an art
art is tricking you with statements that the painter's painting art
without an explanation it's just pretty little marks
the market sold imaginations just to keep you in the dark"
top 5: tay roc, tsu surf, hollow, loaded lux, soul
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12-20-2016, 05:25 PM
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Quote:
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think kermit w/a blondie how i rain bows n connect shins
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that sounds more like a kg setup
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12-20-2016, 05:32 PM
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Muzzle on the eagle, I was always told silence is golden
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12-20-2016, 05:55 PM
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Im like a bartender for raphael, michaelangelo leanardo and donatello, i give shots at ur turtleneck
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12-20-2016, 07:10 PM
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Think Michael J Fox with a Kit Kat, you shakey with the bars,
then think the rookie that battled K Shine with a Kit Kat, I'm Wavy with the bars!
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if u were really tough you would go troll reddit
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And yes, I promise you, on everything, you don't want any of this.
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I'd say Chef Trez is my Bangz
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12-20-2016, 07:12 PM
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lookin oinkish : ux9
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think bowling balls with pneumonia, these rounds are sick
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12-20-2016, 07:37 PM
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All I know is I'm wavy, b
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"I'm like mega mans girlfriend, cuz u kno I bang the metal"
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I almost choked. Take this rep.
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Originally Posted by Smokey-Clovn
Wtf these kids are comedy gold wrapped in Christmas wrappings that have dicks on it-- ugly on the outside but what's inside makes life happen God bless Talkack
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Now that I think about it, I think I'd rather someone run up on me with a pistol than a dick beater. A pistol somehow sounds less terrifying.
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12-20-2016, 07:39 PM
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All I know is I'm wavy, b
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He'll think I spilled juice in the Camaro
WHATS THAT?
A V8 SPLASH.
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Wtf these kids are comedy gold wrapped in Christmas wrappings that have dicks on it-- ugly on the outside but what's inside makes life happen God bless Talkack
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Originally Posted by 6000GP
Now that I think about it, I think I'd rather someone run up on me with a pistol than a dick beater. A pistol somehow sounds less terrifying.
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12-20-2016, 11:20 PM
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Queensbridge Murderer
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Money mentally challenged, stupid gwap
oh wait, Illmac said that lol.
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Personal favourites to watch OAT : Hollow, Con, Magic, Roc, Pass, Illmac and sometimes Bigg K & The Saurus for their reactions.
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12-21-2016, 03:34 AM
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I'll render you paralyzed and leave you on a platform attached to my wall until you die
WHAT'S THAT?
THATS A SHELF LIFE
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why play basketball if ull never be in the NFL
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12-21-2016, 05:15 AM
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tupac back
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Think Jerry wess vs Danny myers - an unironic bad bars battle
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honestly i dont even watch battles , i listen to the audio while staring into the mirror at my own reactions
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12-22-2016, 02:30 PM
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Yooooo someone beat us to the punch loooooooool
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12-22-2016, 03:41 PM
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Mr. Claypots 😎
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it's like my abnormally wide female dog failed a first grade math quiz ... my bitch stupid thick!!
it's like i ate the future result of this battle and excreted it... i made killing you my duty/doodie!!
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12-22-2016, 04:02 PM
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shoots fair ones
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Franklin Drebin
Here goes,
I'm like Blake Griffin's girlfriend coming home early from Zumba and walkin' in the house and putting my keys on the table and sayin' "honey, I'm home," and making a protein shake and sipping it and smiling contentedly, and walking through the hallway and into the bedroom and catchin' him cheatin' with another woman and deciding I don't want be in a relationship anymore despite the comfort of financial security, but I respect myself more as a woman and I won't put up with that, the way I'm dumpin' the Clip
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Bars.
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12-23-2016, 03:23 AM
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Pupper In Charge
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Franklin Drebin
Here goes,
I'm like Blake Griffin's girlfriend coming home early from Zumba and walkin' in the house and putting my keys on the table and sayin' "honey, I'm home," and making a protein shake and sipping it and smiling contentedly, and walking through the hallway and into the bedroom and catchin' him cheatin' with another woman and deciding I don't want be in a relationship anymore despite the comfort of financial security, but I respect myself more as a woman and I won't put up with that, the way I'm dumpin' the Clip
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http://soundcloud.com/dog-debarko
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"My shit is Real. My shit is Raw. My shit is Authentic. Remember, you can't spell BarKing without puttin' that BARK in it."
*Press SFX buttons*
CLICK ME -> Dog Debarko Hits The Airhorn
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12-23-2016, 04:05 AM
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Its like my bicycle got a flat tire the way i grip the pump
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12-23-2016, 07:08 AM
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Like I melted a jail
Lmfao
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