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Old 06-08-2018, 06:44 PM   #1
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rank your top 5 one-sided battles of all time

discord vs rmbva, showtime vs karon, randallflagg vs malik, riffic vs malik, and either tiger locc vs astro or mulatto mutant vs dirty god. tough list

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Old 06-08-2018, 07:00 PM   #2
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caustic vs q shinobi and daley
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Old 06-08-2018, 10:16 PM   #6
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No Mook vs Iron? Guy got 5-0'd. The fuck?
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Old 06-08-2018, 10:24 PM   #7
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every Dirt battle minus v Bender, PH and JusDaze
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Old 06-09-2018, 12:01 AM   #8
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Does OP mean only battles with quality opponents? There are countless Dirt and JC battles where they beat up on some wack no-name, but few where they convincingly beat a big name.

If no names are allowed Saurus ending Spirited Sage's career literally is always a highlight.
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Old 06-09-2018, 10:38 AM   #9
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another notable jawn is Hollohan vs Lavish Language

he's just up there mumbling at a few points, true comedy
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Old 06-09-2018, 01:01 PM   #10
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Old 06-10-2018, 02:44 PM   #11
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Illusion z vs cruger is a favorite. Something about illusion z that was just so easy to hate. Everything about him was just horrible.
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Old 06-11-2018, 08:12 PM   #12
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Brixx vs Surf - yo

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Old 06-17-2018, 01:53 AM   #13
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discord vs rmbva, showtime vs karon, randallflagg vs malik, riffic vs malik, and either tiger locc vs astro or mulatto mutant vs dirty god. tough list
Discord uber alles

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Glad to see mentions of Dirt in the thread. He is locked in to a "one trick pony" rhyme pattern oftentimes, but he utilizes it heavy.

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Glad to see mentions of Dirt in the thread. He is locked in to a "one trick pony" rhyme pattern oftentimes, but he utilizes it heavy.
I would sooner scrub the floor clean than listen to a Dirt battle, but no denying he catches bodies with the lower/ mid tiers.
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for sure everyone has their taste but I'm glad you recognize Dirt has some objective value, the way he tears people down is mind boggling
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Old 06-18-2018, 11:25 PM   #20
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dirt would've been 10x better if he'd shorten his schemes to 4 bars and take the 4 best. a process referred to within my brain as trimming the fat. i told him as much way back in the day: http://rapmusic.com/threads/the-forc...ost-1067863344

even if you're pretty good at rhyming shit, carrying the same scheme on forever would just make you sound like a pretty polished eleagle.

does he still battle?
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Old 06-19-2018, 06:02 AM   #21
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dirt would've been 10x better if he'd shorten his schemes to 4 bars and take the 4 best. a process referred to within my brain as trimming the fat. i told him as much way back in the day: http://rapmusic.com/threads/the-forc...ost-1067863344

even if you're pretty good at rhyming shit, carrying the same scheme on forever would just make you sound like a pretty polished eleagle.

does he still battle?
I heard he quit. Versetracker lists one battle in the last 5 years, (Sno in 2015).

Yeah, this is exactly what I think. I would rep if that actually meant anything any more! He's a highly polished Frankie Waaps and Jaze Juce (Yeah both of them, lol). For people who are a fan of that style, he is one of the best, but even stalwarts like Saurus, Illmac, Waaps and Juce have stopped using that style and experimented with other things. He has the talent to do well, but after the fifth 'look at this 20-bar scheme using the vowel sounds o and u' any desire to ever listen to another Dirt battle has gone out the window.

As you said, edit it down; mix in some other material; experiment with rhythm changes and different ways of writing and he would be an infinitely doper emcee.
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Surprised nobody mentioned Real Deal vs Sno. That 1 was cringey af. Poor Sno..
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My favorite is Caustic vs Q Shinobi

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Pretty sure Q Shinobi hasn't been seen in public since... The worst part was Q PAID Caustic to battle him, to boost his career.. Worst career move ever? LOL

I miss when battling had battles like that..
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My favorite is Caustic vs Q Shinobi

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Pretty sure Q Shinobi hasn't been seen in public since... The worst part was Q PAID Caustic to battle him, to boost his career.. Worst career move ever? LOL

I miss when battling had battles like that..
I cant agree with everything you just said enough

Still one of my favorites ever that battle

D lor vs diaz too
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No Mook vs Iron? Guy got 5-0'd. The fuck?
That was a 'no sided' battle. Both trash.
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That was a 'no sided' battle. Both trash.
Hahahahahhaa. Fair enough.
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forgot about a couple classics

Soul Khan v Deacon Frost
Hollow v Big Terrance

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dirt would've been 10x better if he'd shorten his schemes to 4 bars and take the 4 best. a process referred to within my brain as trimming the fat. i told him as much way back in the day: http://rapmusic.com/threads/the-forc...ost-1067863344

even if you're pretty good at rhyming shit, carrying the same scheme on forever would just make you sound like a pretty polished eleagle.

does he still battle?
pretty sure dirt went off the grid to bow hunt and lay low before the revolution
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