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Old 02-07-2015, 09:20 PM   #1
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Ass Napkin Ed vs JShazo

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where I'm from babies with no shoes walk on broken glass
cause their parents smoke everything, they even smoke the bag
you ever see a kid 13, hold a loaded mag
but all you want is punchlines, that's how I supposed to rap
Larry Lap, just got 25 years flat
he came home a month ago was trying to grow his beard back
he from 21st st - where they peel caps
but i know you fake fucks - don't really wanna hear that
we sell that good coke - they call it heaven's door
gimme 6 of them in soft - we make 11 more
while I was taking care of fiends in the street like Betty Ford
you was at home writing similes and metaphors
I used to keep the arsenal on top of where the pack stay
around the same time you saw Arsonal and Pat Stay
Used to sell in my city - where the caps play
that laced coke the same color as a frappe
you got some raw - we stealing base like Derek Jeter
mmmmmmmm.....thats it - 16 bars right......

Bright Flower!



@JShazo
Dr Shazo teaching anatomy with the tec, I'll let them bullets explore ya body
But shit these rights i"m throwin will be enough to fold up Napkin, thats Origami
I dont need good aim I got a full clip so its cool if some of these shots is hit or miss
Watch ya lip,from the hip I will give ass a nine(asinine), man this shits ridiculous
Put em under pressure in for the worst lesson,show em how J work weapons
Got that older than dirt Wesson, but if that bitch blast it'll have Ass all over the wall like a twerk session
You should've second guessed, quick shit but still this isnt the wreck you want
Shoot till his whole chest is gone, see J leave that metal inside napkin like silverware in a restaurant
SO if we war, no matter the platform end result is that J's the victor
These punches..too heavy for em, the bars'll crush on Ed like the Kanker sisters
Silencer on that thing so when it shoot it'll stay quiet
If I put that arm around em, it'll have his body twisted like sister Abigail from Bray Wyatt
Catch on his block while he selling that white, no talk just let that heat squeeze
Them shots'll split ED and have him off that corner and in the E. D
Quick 16 not my greatest, but its enough for you to die right
I did em greasy so lets end this cheesy, ED sucks..... Thats Twi LIGHT!)
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Old 02-08-2015, 04:28 AM   #2
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damn no wonder ass napkin ed is such a retard... he doesnt even know how to rhyme, lol damn i feel bad i take back anything i ever said about dude

he is legit retarded

im sorry ed
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Old 02-08-2015, 04:46 AM   #3
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damn no wonder ass napkin ed is such a retard... he doesnt even know how to rhyme, lol damn i feel bad i take back anything i ever said about dude

he is legit retarded

im sorry ed
big surprise here
you didn't vote for me? lol
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Old 02-08-2015, 03:42 PM   #5
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@JShazo

Holy fuck at I'll crush on Ed like the Kanker sisters

This was beyond a body bag




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Old 02-08-2015, 03:48 PM   #6
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Holy fuck at I'll crush on Ed like the Kanker sisters

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Old 02-08-2015, 03:49 PM   #7
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we both did this shit within 30 mins. props @Ass Napkin Ed , lets get them votes flowin tho
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Old 02-08-2015, 04:04 PM   #8
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@Ass Napkin Ed
where I'm from babies with no shoes walk on broken glass
cause their parents smoke everything, they even smoke the bag
you ever see a kid 13, hold a loaded mag
but all you want is punchlines, that's how I supposed to rap
Nice multi rhyme scheme to start off. I'll say right now that I can dig this style of battling, but it doesn't translate super well to text imo. Talking that real shit is kind of masked behind the anonymity of a screen name
Larry Lap, just got 25 years flat
he came home a month ago was trying to grow his beard back
he from 21st st - where they peel caps
but i know you fake fucks - don't really wanna hear that
You really haven't started dissing Shazo yet. While the rhyme schemes are crisp, this isn't so much as a battle verse right now
we sell that good coke - they call it heaven's door
gimme 6 of them in soft - we make 11 more
while I was taking care of fiends in the street like Betty Ford
you was at home writing similes and metaphors
Betty Ford was niiiiiiiiiiiice
I used to keep the arsenal on top of where the pack stay
around the same time you saw Arsonal and Pat Stay
Used to sell in my city - where the caps play
that laced coke the same color as a frappe
you got some raw - we stealing base like Derek Jeter
mmmmmmmm.....thats it - 16 bars right......

Bright Flower!

Overall an OK verse. Well written but not really filled with those hard hitting punches I've come to know and love in text battles


@JShazo
Dr Shazo teaching anatomy with the tec, I'll let them bullets explore ya body
But shit these rights i"m throwin will be enough to fold up Napkin, thats Origami
Pretty nice start
I dont need good aim I got a full clip so its cool if some of these shots is hit or miss
Watch ya lip,from the hip I will give ass a nine(asinine), man this shits ridiculous
ooooo really clever name flip. Was really digging this
Put em under pressure in for the worst lesson,show em how J work weapons
Got that older than dirt Wesson, but if that bitch blast it'll have Ass all over the wall like a twerk session
Punch was too long winded and didn't really hit for me
You should've second guessed, quick shit but still this isnt the wreck you want
Shoot till his whole chest is gone, see J leave that metal inside napkin like silverware in a restaurant
Pretty clever nameflip but it is a little ... off for me.
SO if we war, no matter the platform end result is that J's the victor
These punches..too heavy for em, the bars'll crush on Ed like the Kanker sisters
jesus this is dope. Best punch of the battle
Silencer on that thing so when it shoot it'll stay quiet
If I put that arm around em, it'll have his body twisted like sister Abigail from Bray Wyatt
Don't watch wrestling anymore, but i can dig wrestling lines if they are pretty mainstream... which this one seems to not be
Catch on his block while he selling that white, no talk just let that heat squeeze
Them shots'll split ED and have him off that corner and in the E. D
Quick 16 not my greatest, but its enough for you to die right
I did em greasy so lets end this cheesy, ED sucks..... Thats Twi LIGHT!)
Closing four were decent. Nothing special but closed out a pretty nice verse for how short the time was

Cool battle fellas, going with Shazo for sure though
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Old 02-08-2015, 04:07 PM   #9
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^This.

ANE, I thought you were amazing against charron but you really weren't direct on this battle.
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Old 02-08-2015, 05:42 PM   #10
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shazo a straight puncher and the ony way to win is to out punch him

ed tried to style on him or something but it aint work

I got shazo

right off the bat the origami line already knew shazo was bout to catch a body lol

shouts out to both for the quick shit
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mmmmmmm.... It's hard to judge this one. You guys need to come to audio battles. I want to hear those bars. Sometimes reading em out just isn't enough you know what I'm saying?
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Old 02-08-2015, 06:31 PM   #12
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^This.

ANE, I thought you were amazing against charron but you really weren't direct on this battle.
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my bad fam, my mind was somewhere else.....alotta real life shit happening in my neighborhood

will do better next time
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JShazo went in tbh. "Ass all over the wall like a twerk session" unnghhhhh nasty dope
ANE didn't really direct anything at his opponent for the first half. but that "steal base like derek jeter" was fireeee

if ANE had an entire first half of nothing but dope punches this would've been super close but it pains me to say my fellow anti-saltine brother caught the L on this

i think its time i step in the ring at some point against someone tho @I am LIL ILL
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tbh by the way this was fire for short notice
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JShazo went in tbh. "Ass all over the wall like a twerk session" unnghhhhh nasty dope
ANE didn't really direct anything at his opponent for the first half. but that "steal base like derek jeter" was fireeee

if ANE had an entire first half of nothing but dope punches this would've been super close but it pains me to say my fellow anti-saltine brother caught the L on this

i think its time i step in the ring at some point against someone tho @I am LIL ILL
it all depends who wants to challenge me and how much time I have to write. So far no one has challenged me so I'll ask around.
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@@JShazo what do you think? if you text battle me next you gotta give me time to write. Gotta not half ass this one. I am willing to really write for you if you are the best atm.
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JShazo went in tbh. "Ass all over the wall like a twerk session" unnghhhhh nasty dope
ANE didn't really direct anything at his opponent for the first half. but that "steal base like derek jeter" was fireeee

if ANE had an entire first half of nothing but dope punches this would've been super close but it pains me to say my fellow anti-saltine brother caught the L on this

i think its time i step in the ring at some point against someone tho @I am LIL ILL
yeah bro, clear loss for me
but I will get back on my shit
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@@JShazo what do you think? if you text battle me next you gotta give me time to write. Gotta not half ass this one. I am willing to really write for you if you are the best atm.
Idk if I'm the best..... but I'd battle you. Set the lime limit and due date. I'm good with whatever. No rush its on you bruh
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Idk if I'm the best..... but I'd battle you. Set the lime limit and due date. I'm good with whatever. No rush its on you bruh
okay it could be due by the end of this month. That's a good 20 days. Same amount of bars can be written. It could be as many lines as you want thoa. Whatever you prefer.
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24? ......... by the 28th?
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by the 28th is fine.
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Word. Bars to seanzo and or bomb by then. @bomb @Seanzo. Lil I'll vs jshazo. Lock it in
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Bar for bar Shazo was just too much but I respect ANE's approach.

I'm gonna get both of you on the URL text card I'm trying to put together.
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