Announcement **RMBVA Text Battle Event: Sign Up In Here** - Page 2

**KBomb** · 03-11-2017, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by JShazo

I'll battle. @larry word @ErikForeman @KBomb if any jumping in or un booked

as members of the same internet text battling group I'm not sure if we're even legally allowed to show down

**JShazo** · 03-11-2017, 01:32 AM

Touché. I just want a plate

**LukeWaltonisGoat** · 03-11-2017, 02:00 AM

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Originally Posted by JShazo

Touché. I just want a plate

Hahahahahah i fuck with you so heavy shazo

**coleowsuz** · 03-11-2017, 02:33 AM

I'll do one

**Smitty Greenspan** · 03-11-2017, 08:43 PM

@Bar4Bar or @SonnyDaze

who's it gonna be

**SonnyDaze** · 03-11-2017, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Smitty Greenspan

@Bar4Bar or @SonnyDaze

who's it gonna be

Gonna have to take a rain check on this one.

**Smitty Greenspan** · 03-11-2017, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by SonnyDaze

Gonna have to take a rain check on this one.

**KBomb** · 03-12-2017, 03:24 PM

alright so it's looking like our first main event is gonna be @Prelec vs. @LukeWaltonisGoat

and the others signed up so far are:
@Dear Diary @cripplesunday1 @RandallFlagg @Bobby Bigelow @Smitty Greenspan @Popjorn @Prison Mike @JShazo @Bar4Bar @youdontwannabethatguy @Ken I. Kickett @MrMumbles905 @coleowsuz

If anybody has changed their mind, let me know ASAP. Also, if anyone out of those listed above want to request each other specifically, lock it in in this thread.

Otherwise matchups will be posted in a day or two, will target next sunday or monday for due dates unless otherwise noted

**KBomb** · 03-12-2017, 03:24 PM

And as always, whoever comes up with the best event name gets mad reps

**JShazo** · 03-12-2017, 03:29 PM

I'll sit out, since its an odd number listed above

**culturedboy** · 03-12-2017, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by KBomb

And as always, whoever comes up with the best event name gets mad reps

RMBVA Presents: St. Patrick's Day Massacre

RMBVA Presents: Prelec's Funeral

RMBVA Presents: The 2017 US Invasion of the Netherlands

RMBVA Presents: JShazo Was Supposed To Be The Main Event But Complications Relegated Him To The Undercard

RMBVA Presents: H. Jon Benjamin Avatar Bonanza

RMBVA Presents: Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi

RMBVA Presents: The Moss-Covered Three Handed Family Gredunzel

RMBVA Presents: RMBVA Presence

RMBVA Presents: Free 6000GP & Ass Napkin Ed Family Cookout

RMBVA Presents: LukeWaltonIsGoat & Friends

**Popjorn** · 03-12-2017, 05:08 PM

RMBVA Presents: Textass Chainsaw Massacre

WHAT

**Prelec** · 03-12-2017, 05:56 PM

RMBVA Presents: Another Shitty Flyer

**JShazo** · 03-12-2017, 06:10 PM

RMBVA Presents: Pull up and flex like a mariachi band

**mulatto mutant** · 03-12-2017, 06:49 PM

RMBVA Presents: Not The Type

**Bar4Bar** · 03-12-2017, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Smitty Greenspan

@Bar4Bar or @SonnyDaze

who's it gonna be

set it up

**Dear Diary** · 03-12-2017, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by KBomb

alright so it's looking like our first main event is gonna be @Prelec vs. @LukeWaltonisGoat

and the others signed up so far are:
@Dear Diary @cripplesunday1 @RandallFlagg @Bobby Bigelow @Smitty Greenspan @Popjorn @Prison Mike @JShazo @Bar4Bar @youdontwannabethatguy @Ken I. Kickett @MrMumbles905 @coleowsuz

If anybody has changed their mind, let me know ASAP. Also, if anyone out of those listed above want to request each other specifically, lock it in in this thread.

Otherwise matchups will be posted in a day or two, will target next sunday or monday for due dates unless otherwise noted

i don't really know anything about anyone. let me just call out @Ken I. Kickett cause i fucks with his name pause

**Smitty Greenspan** · 03-12-2017, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Bar4Bar

set it up

@KBomb ^^^ locked
@Bar4Bar 16, 20 or 24?

**RandallFlagg** · 03-12-2017, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KBomb

And as always, whoever comes up with the best event name gets mad reps

RMBVA presents:

Alt Ctrl Delete

No Esc

Exodus

Changing of the guard

Spilled Milk

Tight Rope

Rap is war (With the WWF raw is raw logo)

Silk road

Lowstakes

Outlined in chalk

**cripplesunday1** · 03-12-2017, 10:58 PM

RMBVA Presents - If i wasnt writing these shitty bars on the toilet at work i'd be one step closer to stabbing myself in the neck.

I think we have a winner.
Also. @MrMumbles905 or the small Danish guy @Popjorn. I'll murk em.

**Bar4Bar** · 03-13-2017, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Smitty Greenspan

@KBomb ^^^ locked
@Bar4Bar 16, 20 or 24?

16. Keeps the replay value

**Popjorn** · 03-13-2017, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by cripplesunday1

RMBVA Presents - If i wasnt writing these shitty bars on the toilet at work i'd be one step closer to stabbing myself in the neck.

I think we have a winner.
Also. @MrMumbles905 or the small Danish guy @Popjorn. I'll murk em.

Let's go

**Prelec** · 03-13-2017, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Popjorn

Let's go

Aight @cripplesunday1 vs @Popjorn locked

**KBomb** · 03-13-2017, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Smitty Greenspan

@KBomb ^^^ locked
@Bar4Bar 16, 20 or 24?

done, Smitty Greenspan vs. Bar4Bar locked in

**KBomb** · 03-13-2017, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RandallFlagg

RMBVA presents:

Alt Ctrl Delete

No Esc

Exodus

Changing of the guard

Spilled Milk

Tight Rope

Rap is war (With the WWF raw is raw logo)

Silk road

Lowstakes

Outlined in chalk

It's a variation, but I like RMBVA Presents: Chalked Out

you get half a rep

**JShazo** · 03-13-2017, 02:28 PM

RMBVA present: "I'm strapped in, I'll clap you in a coma, Madness 2017 extravaganza "

**cripplesunday1** · 03-13-2017, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Popjorn

Let's go

16 20 or 24?

and sorry about calling you Danish....it was cheap, but ya know.....

keep it rap

**Popjorn** · 03-14-2017, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by cripplesunday1

16 20 or 24?

and sorry about calling you Danish....it was cheap, but ya know.....

keep it rap

You choose, it's your funeral

keep it rap

**Bobby Bigelow** · 03-14-2017, 05:17 AM

@Prison Mike

Callin you out for a battle with nothing but 'The Office' bars. Come get this work...

..nah for real tho I don't know a lot about all these new names. Already battled Throwback Mike. Just wana see which Mike is better

**cripplesunday1** · 03-14-2017, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Popjorn

You choose, it's your funeral

keep it rap

20.
Bout ta turn on this bitch like johan cruyff

**KBomb** · 03-14-2017, 02:59 PM

so @cripplesunday1 vs. @Popjorn locked in?

Also @Bobby Bigelow vs. @Prison Mike office bars?

**LukeWaltonisGoat** · 03-14-2017, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by KBomb

so @cripplesunday1 vs. @Popjorn locked in?

Also @Bobby Bigelow vs. @Prison Mike office bars?

How soon will the card drop/battles be due? Or at least what are we shooting for?

**KBomb** · 03-14-2017, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by LukeWaltonisGoat

How soon will the card drop/battles be due? Or at least what are we shooting for?

ideally a week from yesterday, so this sunday/next monday

**LukeWaltonisGoat** · 03-14-2017, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by KBomb

ideally a week from yesterday, so this sunday/next monday

Bet, soon as Ahdi Boom finishes my verse I'll send it to you

**Popjorn** · 03-14-2017, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by KBomb

ideally a week from yesterday, so this sunday/next monday

So next monday I need to have my bars done or will the card drop then?

**KBomb** · 03-15-2017, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Popjorn

So next monday I need to have my bars done or will the card drop then?

bars done. matchups should be set by tomorrow at the latest, then i'm gonna have to try to talk the homie @Prelec into making the flyer

**KBomb** · 03-15-2017, 09:51 PM

Alright so here's the matchups:
@Prelec vs. @LukeWaltonisGoat
@Popjorn vs. @cripplesunday1
@Bobby Bigelow vs. @Prison Mike (office bars or not, you two determine that)
@Smitty Greenspan vs. @Bar4Bar
@youdontwannabethatguy vs. @JShazo
@Ken I. Kickett vs. @RandallFlagg
@Dear Diary vs. @coleowsuz

Bars will be due to me by Sunday night, Midnight EST with the battles being posted the following monday. Agree on the bar count with your opponent, nothing over 16 preferably since this is a good number of battles

**Prison Mike** · 03-15-2017, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Bobby Bigelow

@Prison Mike

Callin you out for a battle with nothing but 'The Office' bars. Come get this work...

..nah for real tho I don't know a lot about all these new names. Already battled Throwback Mike. Just wana see which Mike is better

Yo we can do that lol. 16 bars right?

**RandallFlagg** · 03-15-2017, 10:10 PM

16 is fine with me

**youdontwannabethatguy** · 03-15-2017, 10:16 PM

couldn''t give me an opponent with an easy to flip name smh fuck it