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Old 04-01-2017, 03:03 AM   #1
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uno lavos --?

he just got booked on the gz wave card at the end of april. looked on versetracker and this dude almost has 100 battles. can ANYONE give me some good uno battles? nothin i've seen has impressed me. does he only do well against the uk crowd? his dont flop battles have a good amount of views.

the only thing i remember from uno is him clowning on Bonnie three years ago and a good fake choke against Purpose.

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Uno's super weird. catches a ton of hate, mostly warranted because he really sucks a lot of the time, but you can't say he isn't original. Dude's first several battles he didn't rap like at all lmao. just fucking yelled weird shit at his opponents. i mean it rhymed but not very well. then grind time booked him vs Johnny Storm and he actually kind of rapped and wasn't bad plus Storm choked every round. that battle's not that great but worth checking out if you're curious. it was like the biggest upset ever. These days Uno sucks pretty bad especially when he tries to rap. stumbles a ton. He has a handful of actually good performances. Most on DF like you said, but this is one of best..

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Old 04-01-2017, 03:57 AM   #3
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1st round is killer
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he was kinda funny when he started out and was shitfaced all the time but he wore off real quick
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Uno Lavoz was pretty decent back in the day against Lunar C.

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Old 04-01-2017, 06:49 AM   #7
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Uno vs Kaliente was pretty entertaining.

Though now he's trying to do "barssssss", he sucks.
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Uno is one of those guys that I keep remembering as occasionally being good, but damned if I can remember which battle.

Like most people Uno barring out <<<
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uno is shit 99 percent of the time he has a few good battles but for 100 having like 5 or 6 good battles is preety pathetic
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uno is shit 99 percent of the time he has a few good battles but for 100 having like 5 or 6 good battles is preety pathetic
This couldn't be more accurate.
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he really is just another guy tht appealed to the drunken majority at events when he performed.

he aint good, nor very original, i bet he's entertaining when live tho.
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then there was the bodybag vs Jonny Storm

and the URL-mocking scheme in the 2nd vs Bonnie Godiva

He was a sacrifice for Nils M.Skils to get really revved up and tear into someone which was cool for me; I'm a Nils fan.


he's usually garbage but he's made more of an impact than many IMHO with what's posted above
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Uno has gotten "famous" from making a mockery of battlerap. He's the true definition of a culture vulture. Dude has absolutely no talent and he was never funny.
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i like his first round vs Pedro but the rest of the battle is terrible


Uno's closer for is first round is really funny to me. he's referencing real shit that he discussed in this video:

skip to 7:55

so fucking stupid lmao
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Uno Lavoz was pretty decent back in the day against Lunar C.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkAScAWuzdA
The only genuinely good Uno battle. The others that are 'good' are sort of just good by comparison. Here, he stuck to 'him' and pulled it off. Lunar kind of did his style back at him and it went really well.
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uno is shit 99 percent of the time he has a few good battles but for 100 having like 5 or 6 good battles is preety pathetic
That's not how percentages work...
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I was always disappointed that he went the clown route. He was fire with so much potential when he started, and his only issue was that he'd choke. Little to no filler in his earlier performances in The Draft, but then he started getting popular off his performances more than his bars and he ran with it.
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him vs the australian guy where the judges jerked him
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Dude's first several battles he didn't rap like at all lmao. just fucking yelled weird shit at his opponents.
He actually had a few battles before he started doing that shit and lost all easily if I remember correctly. He wasn't trying to be funny st the time and just rapped, which he is not good at. He then started pulling that weird shit against Stainless (who is actually funny and who can actually rap) and then KOTD started booking him for some reason. Uno Lavos is terrible.

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Young X was probably his best overall performance. He's about as relevant as it can get in 2017 now.

He battled Spee Dolla at the Surf vs Suge U Dubb event and that battle is stuck at 20k views.

I think he's starting to make a name for himself in the stand up comedy scene though.
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